Hello From The Magic Tavern

Description

Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!

Episodes

2024 / 12 / 23

Winter Solstice Bonus 2024

Arnie. Chunt and Usidore enjoy some winter solstice snowfall and learn more about Glassy the Kill Man. For the holidays!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 12 / 16

Season 5, Ep 37 - Bag of Holding (w/ Justin Michael)

Gobblin' the Swallower is a talking bag of holding that really wants to gobble up our magical loot.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGobblin’ the Swallower: Justin...

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2024 / 12 / 9

Season 5, Ep 36 - Cyclops (w/ Charles "Chuck" Bryant from Stuff You Should Know)

Brock the Cyclops is cursed to wander Foon sharing his stolen knowledge of useless things.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBrock: Chuck BryantMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 12 / 2

Season 5, Ep 35 - Magic Bean (w/ Lisa Gilroy)

Meet Beanla the adorable talking bean with one day left to live.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiBeanla: Lisa GilroyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2024 / 11 / 25

Patreon Unlock: Conversational Improv

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Arnie, Matt, and Adal chat and do some improv scenes inspired by their conversation.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards...

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2024 / 11 / 18

Patreon Unlock: Book Club: Pippi Longstocking

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Usidore, Chunt, Arnie, and Flower share their thoughts about the book, Pippi Longstocking. Who is the real Pippi?You can support the show directly and...

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2024 / 11 / 11

Season 5, Ep 34 - Spintax the Warlord (w/ Charlie McCrackin, Colleen Doyle & Dana Quercioli)

Spintax the Green has started broadcasting his own podcast from his wizard towers in Foon and he's abducted Ahag and Giannessa as his guests. Oh, Carnival Wilson is there too.CreditsSpintax the...

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2024 / 11 / 4

Season 5, Ep 33 - Three Hovering Rods (w/ John Moe)

Thr is three hovering metal rods, wearing some hats and interested in the human experience.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiThr: John MoeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2024 / 10 / 28

Season 5, Ep 32 - Micronomo (w/ Eric Muller)

Micronomo is a strange wooden man with a small secret inside him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMichronomo: Eric MullerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2024 / 10 / 21

Season 5, Ep 31 - Sorcererer (w/ Brad Sherwood)

This sorcererer (not sorcerer) can fly and has a wide array of unimpressive magic.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiUmlaut: Brad SherwoodMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2024 / 10 / 14

Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

The guys meet Ricky Springfoot, a jackelope who "disappears" folks on the eve of her wedding.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRicky Springfoot: Whitney ChitwoodMysterious Man:...

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2024 / 10 / 7

Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Someone has finally come to save Arnie. A Delta Force soldier named Clint.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSSG. Clint Howard: Jon GabrusDuncan Potatogrease: Zac OyamaMysterious...

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2024 / 9 / 30

Season 5, Ep 28 - The Scholar Now (w/ Craig Cackowski)

A visit to the Great Halls of Terr'akkas leads to a reunion with the mysterious (and mysteriously changed) Scholar.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiThe Scholar: Craig...

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2024 / 9 / 23

Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

Borghilde the Fortune Teller returns and she's really into grilled cheese now.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBorghilde the Fortune Teller: Rebecca HansenMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 9 / 16

Season 5, Ep 26 - Corpse Collector (w/ Anna Garcia)

Winthrop McRottibotti is here to collect any dead bodies and see what they have in their pockets.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiWinthrop McRottibotti: Anna GarciaDuncan...

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2024 / 9 / 9

Season 5, Ep 25 - Guy Who Knows Some Magic (w/ Zac Oyama)

Duncan Potatogrease wants to play a tavern game to see who's better at being absolutely rocked in the face by magic.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDuncan Potatogrease: Zac...

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2024 / 9 / 2

Season 5, Ep 24 - Knight & Sword (w/ Brendan Jennings & Mark Raterman)

Popular influencer knight Sir Diggity visits with his mystical talking sword.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSir Gawain Diggity: Brendan JenningsThe Mystic Sword of Caldou: Mark...

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2024 / 8 / 26

Season 5, Ep 23 - Working Princess (w/ Emily Fleming)

A princess has been ordered to work at the tavern, but she doesn't like it. And she has strong feelings about Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPrincess Leona of...

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2024 / 8 / 19

Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

Porvis and Dump are carriage drivers who stumbled upon the largest pile of magic items anyone has ever seen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPorvis: Jon MackeyDump: David...

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2024 / 8 / 12

Season 5, Ep 21 - Lady of the Garden (w/ Caitlin Barlow)

Tabitha Parsley is on the run for trying to help women with vegetables.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTabitha Parsley: Caitlin BarlowMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2024 / 8 / 5

Season 5, Ep 20 - Centaur House (w/ Rob Cesternino & Brooke Breit)

Rob Centaurnino and Flower update us on Foon's hottest reality competition: Centaur House. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRob Centaurnino: Rob CesterninoFlower: Brooke...

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2024 / 7 / 29

Season 5, Ep 19 - Fluff the Squirrel Now (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Things have been rough for Fluff the Squirrel who claims to be very cool and popular.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiFluff the Squirrel: Josh GondelmanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 7 / 22

Season 5, Ep 18 - Ancient War Turtle (w/ Olivia Nielsen)

Hildy the ancient turtle is a secret spy in the Animal War!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiMark the Bartender: Matt YoungHildy Shiblin: Olivia NielsenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2024 / 7 / 15

Season 5, Ep 17 - Boy King Now (w/ Jordan Morris)

Dartholomew the Boy King is back and he’s training to be a boy wizard…king.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan MorrisMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 7 / 8

Season 5, Ep 16 - Bone Mage (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

Got some bones you don’t need? Well, the Bone Mage has an offer for you.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBone Mage: Jacob WysockiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2024 / 7 / 1

Patreon Unlock: Offices & Bosses: Season 4, Ep 1 - The First Day of High School

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Chunt is the Game Master for Offices and Bosses: Roll Call. Three freshmen played by Arnie, Usidore, and Momo work together to rule the school!You can...

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2024 / 6 / 24

Season 5, Ep 15 - Giant (w/ Vic Michaelis)

Garli, a young giant woman, is waiting in the tavern for a date that may or may not show up.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGarli: Vic MichaelisMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 6 / 17

Season 5, Ep 14 - Mole Warriors Now (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

Mel Mole and Mort Sauce, the Mole Warriors, are ready to fight in the Animal War.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMel Mole: Hayes DavenportMort Sauce: Sean ClementsMysterious...

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2024 / 6 / 10

Season 5, Ep 13 - Forest Fairy (w/ Kate Lambert)

A tiny forest fairy is tired of being so magical.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiEfferline Effervescence: Kate LambertMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2024 / 6 / 3

Season 5, Ep 12 - Paladin (w/ Xu Mason)

Dagobert the Paladin used to be a princess but now she fights for her goddess.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDagobert: Xu MasonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2024 / 5 / 27

Season 5, Ep 11 - Reba McEntiger (w/ Stevie Shale)

A giant tiger with a country music singing career stops by.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiReba McEntiger: Stevie ShaleMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2024 / 5 / 20

Season 5, ep 10 - Finder of Lost Things (w/ Carisa Barreca)

Valencia Montagoo comes from a long line of finders and is going to help find the missing tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiValencia Montagoo: Carisa Barreca Mysterious...

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2024 / 5 / 13

Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

Germ Crust visits to introduce Usidore to her new love.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGerm Crust: Mary TildenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young,...

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2024 / 5 / 6

Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

The Singing Sword returns along with her assorted stabby children.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSinging Sword: Erica ElamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2024 / 4 / 29

Season 5, Ep 7 - Inventory Imp (w/ Oscar Montoya)

Ivan the Inventory Imp is eager to clear out the clutter and eat some garbage.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiIvan the Inventory Imp: Oscar MontoyaMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 4 / 26

Book Club Announcement!

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore have heard the feedback from March Magic and it’s time to read the children’s book, Pippi Longstocking! This new Book Club episode will be available to supporters on Patreon starting...

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2024 / 4 / 22

Season 5, Ep 6 - Tom the War King (w/ Steve Waltien)

Can a visit with King Tomblain Belaroth help in the War on Wizards?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2024 / 4 / 15

Season 5, Ep 5 - Rhiannon Now (w/ Kate James)

Catching up with the new Queen of the Northeast, Rhiannon (former milkmaid and former talking nut).CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRhiannon: Kate JamesMysterious Man: Tim...

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2024 / 4 / 8

Season 5, Ep 4 - King Ron (w/ Ron Funches & Erin Keif live from San Francisco Sketchfest)

Our live show from San Francisco Sketchfest with Ron Funches as a worried King and Erin Keif as Momo the Mouse with Human Strength.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKing...

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2024 / 4 / 1

Season 5, Ep 3 - Dwarf Bard (w/ Taran Killam)

MC G.P. is a boisterous dwarf making rhythmic beats. Make some noise!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMC GP: Taran KillamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2024 / 3 / 25

Season 5, Ep 2 - Wizardsbane (w/ Kate Welch)

A woman staying at the tavern is secretly sometimes a wizard killer.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiFortunata: Kate WelchMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2024 / 3 / 18

Season 5, Ep 1 - Wanderlost (w/ Sam Reich)

The new season begins in a new tavern interviewing a king who can't decide who to leave his kingdom to.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKing Gunthir Mossback: Sam ReichMysterious...

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2024 / 3 / 4

PREVIEW: Make Your Bracket

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore create a bracket of magic users for the new tradition of March Magic. Listen to the full episode at patreon.com/magictavern.Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore:...

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2024 / 2 / 19

Blunder Break (live from Chicago w/ John Sabine, Brooke Breit & Andy Carey)

The hosts are in full vacation mode, but excited to catch up with Caballon the tree, Flower and new guest Noah Paine. Recorded live at Chicago's Thalia Hall.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt...

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2024 / 2 / 5

Patreon Unlock: Shadow City Ep 4: The Crime That Went Right (w/ Anthony Burch)

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Punches, Crusher, and Ma are in deep trouble. Only one force might save them: A GM named Anthony who take pity on them.You can support the show directly and...

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2024 / 1 / 22

Patreon Unlock: Shadow City Ep 3: The Crime Criminals Couldn't Ignore (w/ Anthony Burch)

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Ma, Crusher, and Punches head to the Cougar Cave to face off against The Giggler and The Chuckler!You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2024 / 1 / 8

Patreon Unlock: Shadow City Ep 2: The Crime That Went Wrong (w/ Anthony Burch)

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The bank heist finally begins, but soon Ma, Crusher, and Punches are in over their heads.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and...

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2023 / 12 / 25

Winter Solstice 2023

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore enjoy the many holiday decorations and traditions of Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiInta: Marla CaceresProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2023 / 12 / 11

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTimtam the...

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2023 / 12 / 4

Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

Momo, Krom and Blemish prepare to manage security for the Wizards Choice Awards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifKrom the Fingarian: Mark...

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2023 / 11 / 20

Patreon Unlock: Momentos, Oh Momentos!

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Antiquity experts appraise items both grotesque and divine. Sponsored by The Gelena Rubenstein Foundation and The Corporation for Public Spellcasting and...

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2023 / 11 / 17

Chicago Live Show Announcement!

Announcing a live Magic Tavern show at Thalia Hall in Chicago on Thursday, January 11 at 8pm. Tickets are available now!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

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2023 / 11 / 13

Season 4, Ep 98 - Union Wench

The hosts meet a tavern wench working to unionize a nearby tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPennywhistle DuGuava: Katelyn HempsteadMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2023 / 11 / 6

Season 4, Ep 97 - Vengeful Warlock

Nicholas Fump, a warlock Usidore once cursed at a party, has come seeking revenge.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiNicholas Fump: Tyler DavisMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2023 / 10 / 30

Season 4, Ep 96 - Put-Together Person (w/ John Lutz)

A person made entirely of dead body parts does a fundraiser for the Lend a Limb foundation.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungNOOOOO! Peterson: John LutzMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2023 / 10 / 23

Season 4, Ep 95 - Soulwalker Hexas Ranger

The Soulwalker from Cowboy World comes to Foon to kill ArnieCreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCrispin Versenjettericks Walker: Ross BryantMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2023 / 10 / 16

Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

Diane Mudpuppy is a traveling actress with a dark secret.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDiane Mudpuppy: Erin WhiteheadMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2023 / 10 / 9

Season 4, Ep 93 - Arnor's Brother

Barnor the Lawyer comes to exact his revenge on Arnie for killing his brother, Arnor the Warrior.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBarnor: Blaine SwenMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 10 / 2

Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

Tormaline, Dragon Teen, is having a quarter millennia crisis.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTormaline: Zach ReinoMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2023 / 9 / 25

Season 4, Ep 91 - Skeek (w/ Seth Morris)

A Nibblebottom townie makes friends with the boys.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSkeek: Seth MorrisMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2023 / 9 / 18

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSpintax: Charlie McCrackinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2023 / 9 / 11

Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRed Queen Merzia: Janet VarneyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2023 / 9 / 4

Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

Polposh the Wise is an adorable seven year old trying to recruit men to join his army.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPolposh the Wise: Mark McConvilleMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 8 / 28

Season 4, Ep 87 - Death Knight Visits (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalhaxorus the Grim, a ghostly death knight in a suit of armor, returns to cause trouble and mooch drinks.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKalhaxorus the Grim: Brennan Lee...

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2023 / 8 / 21

Season 4, Ep 86 - Momo Visits

Momo, the Mouse with Human Strength, is determined to be hired as security for the Wizard Choice Awards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifMysterious Man:...

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2023 / 8 / 14

Season 4, Ep 85 - Alpha Krom

A visit to Fingaria in search of the powerful warrior Krom.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKrom the Fingarian: Mark FrederickMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2023 / 8 / 7

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny...

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2023 / 7 / 31

Season 4, Ep 83 - Selkie

A selkie asks for help killing the man that stole her skin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDearbhla O'Roan: Bri FitzpatrickMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2023 / 7 / 24

Season 4, Ep 82 - Larry Birdman Visits

The Foon Mittens League may be back as commission Larry Birdman makes a surprise visit.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiLarry Birdman: Rush HowellMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 7 / 17

Season 4, Ep 81 - Tavern World: Flower Mascot

There's a giant Flower mascot in this Magic Tavern amusement park, but is there a person inside?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiFrancis: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 7 / 10

Season 4, Ep 80 - Tavern World

A dimension-hopping accident leads to a world where Hello from the Magic Tavern is so popular it has its own theme park.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 7 / 3

Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

Little Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a competitive eater in the waiting room of an Earth hospital.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPork Howitzer: Jordan KlepperMysterious Man:...

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2023 / 6 / 26

Season 4, Ep 78 - 1989: Emergency

Returning to 1989 Ohio, Usidore and Chunt get 13-year old Arnie's help to save adult Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2023 / 6 / 19

Patreon Unlock: Masters of Mayhem: Season 3, Ep 1 - Scrom

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The Baron and Dripfang meet a dwarf, working to save his family, deep in the bowels of Castle Ragoon.You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2023 / 6 / 12

Patreon Unlock: Chunt Records an Album

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Will Usidore and Arnie help or hinder this musical masterpiece? Yeah, I'd assume "hinder" too.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes...

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2023 / 6 / 5

Season 4, Ep 77 - Return to Castle Nowhere

An emergency requires the help of Honey Vandershrimp, concierge of Castle Nowhere.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiHoney Vandershrimp: Katie KleinMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 5 / 29

Season 4, Ep 76 - Mumford of the Sunfolk

The boys are visited by one of the Sunfolk of the South seeking guidance from the Greatest Warrior in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiResiliance Mumford: Neal...

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2023 / 5 / 22

Season 4, Ep 75 - Broken Mirror (w/ Niccole Thurman)

Mira Mirror returns and shares some hard-learned life lessons.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMira Mirror: Niccole ThurmanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane...

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2023 / 5 / 15

Season 4, Ep 74 - Jamillious Visits

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard stops by eager to see for himself if Usidore is back from the dead.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiJamillious the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancChest...

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2023 / 5 / 8

Season 4, Ep 73 - Hill Troll (w/ Guy Branum Live from SF Sketchfest)

Our live show from San Francisco Sketchfest with special guest Guy Branum as Thrak the Hill Troll. Also, there's been a murder. If you want to see a full video version of this live show join the Patreon at...

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2023 / 5 / 1

Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

Can Otok Barleyfoot help carfoon Blemish suppress the evil trapped inside him?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 4 / 24

Season 4, Ep 71 - Roast Comic

Greg Taskel, Comedy Rascal, stops by to roast the hosts.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGreg Taskel: Mort BurkeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane WilsonTricia: Kate...

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2023 / 4 / 17

Season 4, Ep 70 - Golden Unicorn

Chaos the Golden Unicorn stops by for a talk show-style interview and to grant a wish.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiChaos the Golden Unicorn: Carisa BarrecaMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 4 / 10

Season 4, Ep 69 - Traveling Salesman

A down on his luck traveling salesman stops by desperate to make a sale.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiWally Liman: Andy JunkMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane...

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2023 / 4 / 3

Patreon Unlock: Girls Night - Momo's Move

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Mono’s roommate has had enough, but will Flower and Gianessa be able to move her out in time?You can support the show directly and...

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2023 / 3 / 27

Season 4, Ep 68 - Chimera

A chimera toymaker is very upset with Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPeggetto McGuire: Andy CareyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane WilsonProducers: Arnie...

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2023 / 3 / 20

Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

Brotaur, half man, half animal, all warrior, returns and he's matured quite a bit in recent years... according to him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBrodus Tarver: Colt...

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2023 / 3 / 13

Season 4, Ep 66 - Sword Bro (w/ Erika Ishii)

An eager enthusiast of swords and "dragon culture" stops by the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing: Erika IshiiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector...

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2023 / 3 / 6

Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

For the podcast's eight year anniversary Tomblain Belaroth, Momo the mouse with human strength and Hildy the very old turtle stop by for a fancy dinner party.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt...

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2023 / 2 / 27

Season 4, Ep 64 - Djinn

Gina the Djinn has plans for subjugation of all of creation.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGina the Djinn: Sophia RafiqiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane...

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2023 / 2 / 20

Season 4, Ep 63 - Globulous Visits (w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous has turned a new leaf, probably.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGlobulous, Reformed Eye Tyrant: Stuart WellingtonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane...

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2023 / 2 / 13

Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

The guys meet Umwelt, a Squid Kid, who experiences the world differently than they do.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiUmwelt: Holly LaurentMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector...

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2023 / 2 / 6

Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

The mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim RyderMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector...

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2023 / 1 / 30

Season 4, Ep 60 - Small Elephant

Stan is a tiny elephant that claims to be Foon's greatest assassin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiStan Pede: Becca BarishDirector Ward: Shane WilsonMysterious Man: Tim...

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2023 / 1 / 23

Season 4, Ep 59 - Five Finger Scoop Poopy (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

Casino-owner Five Finger Scoop Poopy visits the tavern after Arnie saves him from vampires.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiFive Finger Scoop Poopy: Ify NwadiweMysterious Man:...

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2023 / 1 / 16

Season 4, Ep 58 - Upple

A very chipper talking apple is almost eaten by Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCorey the Upple: Alex NicholsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2023 / 1 / 9

Shadow City Ep 1: The Crime Time Forgot (w/Anthony Burch)

In the upcoming stretch-goal miniseries on Patreon, the boys play a superhero-themed RPG where they are the lowest low-level criminals.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards...

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2023 / 1 / 2

Patreon Unlock: Night Shifts

In this bonus Patreon episode, Chunt meets Foon's preeminent "mental health" professional, Dr. Pigman Fraud and a giant spider.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by...

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2022 / 12 / 26

Season 4, Ep 57 - Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiFlower: Brooke Breit Claudia: Beth...

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2022 / 12 / 19

Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

Either we find and save Otok this episode, or Usidore dies for real. Those are the stakes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 12 / 12

Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 12 / 5

Season 4, Ep 54 - Jazzhands Visits (w/ Nicole Parker)

Traveling storysinger Spiralina Jazzhands has been working on some new material. Also, we're kicking off the Winter Solstice season with Chris-Must wishes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt:...

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2022 / 11 / 28

Patreon Unlock: Earth Comics - Garfield

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie introduces Chunt and Usidore to one of Earth's greatest comic strips, Garfield.You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2022 / 11 / 21

Season 4, Ep 53 - Mysterious Box (w/ Hrishikesh Hirway)

A lovely fox gives Chunt a mysterious box with a voice inside.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGene: Hrishikesh HirwayMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2022 / 11 / 14

Season 4, Ep 52 - Shoe (w/ Nick Vatterott)

A lowly talking shoe may be a cursed prince from the future.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPrince Elizabeth Shoe: Nick VatterottMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2022 / 11 / 7

Season 4, Ep 51 - Crab Folk (w/ Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman)

Two married crabs stop by to sell sea water.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiLaQuinta: Naomi EkperiginQuantas: Andy BeckermanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2022 / 10 / 31

Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

A haunted house and the winner of the Lil' Miss Demon pageant stop by the Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. (Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn.)CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt...

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2022 / 10 / 24

Season 4, Ep 49 - Tree Visits

Caball'on Valentin, the talking tree, visits the tavern to bestow some special gifts.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCaball'on Valentin: John SabineMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 10 / 17

Season 4, Ep 48 - Arnor Fights Arnie

Arnor the Warrior returns to finally fight Arnie to the death.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiArnor: Blaine SwenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young,...

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2022 / 10 / 10

Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiAhag: Colleen DoyleMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2022 / 10 / 3

Season 4, Ep 46 - Crone Visits (w/ Janet Varney)

Crone Bakeress (or is she Braidwynn?) stops in to sell some things.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCrone Bakeress: Janet VarneyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2022 / 9 / 26

Season 4, Ep 45 - Empty Goblin Town

An abandoned goblin town is discovered.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2022 / 9 / 19

Season 4, Ep 44 - Ghost Ship

On their way back to Nibblebottom, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore book passage on a ghost ship!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampGhusidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCap'n Bitter Bonnie: Lisa BurtonDave Gibble: Tim Dunn...

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2022 / 9 / 12

Season 4, Ep 43 - Egg Kingdom

Chunt finally makes it to the Egg Kingdom, but must contend with the King and his jester before reuniting with Eggy Baby.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampGhusidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiKing Don Omelette:...

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2022 / 9 / 5

Season 4, Ep 42 - The Bear (w/ Alden Ford)

Chunt and Usidore have a fine dining experience at a bear's diner in the woods.CreditsGhusidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiThe Bear: Alden FordMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young,...

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2022 / 8 / 29

Season 4, Ep 41 - Artificer (w/ Anna Prosser)

Arnie and the gang meet an artificer who may know more than she lets on. Or she may not.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampGhusidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMavis the Artificer: Anna ProsserMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 8 / 22

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampGhusidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBubble Fat: Shad KunkleMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 8 / 15

Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 8 / 8

Season 4, Ep 38 - Cowboy World: Escape

Miss Quibbert and the Railroad Baron face off while Arnie tries to escape Cowboy World once and for all.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungMiss Quibbert: Sarah...

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2022 / 8 / 1

Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

Flowers the Orphan, the Cowboy World version of Flower the talking flower, makes some startling discoveries.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungFlowers the...

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2022 / 7 / 25

Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

Tombleweed Cattleruss, the Cowboy World version of Tomblaine Belaroth, stops by to recount his strange path to being co-sheriff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt...

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2022 / 7 / 18

Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

Chunt continues the podcast after the disappearance of Arnie and Usidore. He's joined by his new cohost Momo the mouse with human strength and a not-so-strange man at another table.CreditsChunt: Adal...

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2022 / 7 / 11

Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron

Arnie, Ulysses and Champ the Horse talk to Solomon Ragoon, the Cowboy World's Railroad Baron.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungSolomon Ragoon: Chris...

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2022 / 7 / 4

Patreon Unlock: Not the Tavern - No More _____

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie, Matt, and Adal love panel-style game shows. What happens when they play one?You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2022 / 6 / 27

Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

Arnie, Ulysses, and Champ get reacquainted with Miss Quibbert who arrives with some shocking news.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungMiss Quibbert: Sarah...

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2022 / 6 / 20

Season 4, Ep 32 - Cowboy World: Tormaline & Whizla

Arnie and Usidore visit Cowboy World and begin seeing some familiar faces.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungWhizla Applesnatch: Jess McKennaTormaline Wagon...

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2022 / 6 / 13

Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

Chunt is off somewhere. Now what?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampDorisue: Matt YoungWizla: Jess McKennaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination:...

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2022 / 6 / 6

Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

There's a party going on at the Strange Familiar, hosted by a rat fraternity.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiDorisue: Matt YoungCharlie Havarti: Sean CoyleGreg Cheese: Waleed MansourMysterious...

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2022 / 5 / 30

Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

Gouda Smish stops by to talk about doing administrative work in the Nibblebottom government and having secret plans.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiDorisue: Matt YoungGouda Smish: Joe...

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2022 / 5 / 23

Season 4, Ep 28 - Hogsfacer

Return to Hogsfacer to catch up with the town. Gianessa is there to share the results of the recent mayoral election.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiDorisue: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus: Dana...

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2022 / 5 / 16

Season 4, Ep 27 - Flower Tries to Not Visit

Apparently Flower has been in Nibblebottom this whole time and has been avoiding the podcast. Until now.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiDorisue: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 5 / 9

Season 4, Ep 26 - Demigoddess (w/ Danielle Kurtzleben)

A demigoddess stops by to recruit followers.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiDorisue: Matt YoungFooninoonia: Danielle KurtzlebenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2022 / 5 / 2

Season 4, Ep 25 - Cute Little Bear (w/ Kevin Porter)

An adorable little bear with an apron catches everyone's attention. Meet Philby!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPhilby: Kevin PorterMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2022 / 4 / 25

Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

An odd new tavern-goer visits. Could he secretly be Dripfang the Necromancer? Yes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2022 / 4 / 18

Patreon Unlocked: Good AfterFoon!

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, we hear Foon's favorite forest-based afternoon talk show hosted by a vampire and a bird!You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2022 / 4 / 11

Patreon Unlocked: Questions from the Patrons

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt answer some of the patron's questions gathered from Patreon.You can support the show directly and receive bonus...

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2022 / 4 / 4

Season 4, Ep 23 - Jyn'Leeviyah Says Goodbye (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard visits on official business regarding the Wizards Choice Awards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn'Leeviyah: Felicia DayMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 3 / 28

Season 4, Ep 22 - Winky Silks and Michael Gunch Visit

Usidore receives acting lessons from Winky Silks and Michael Gunch, who run a seminar on faking your death.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWinky Silks: Joey BlandMichael Gunch:...

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2022 / 3 / 21

Season 4, Ep 21 - Talking Crossbow Visits (w/ Colton Dunn)

DeMonte the Talking Crossbow returns, confused about the fact that the DL is dead but his crossbow curse hasn't been lifted.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDeMonte the Talking...

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2022 / 3 / 14

Season 4, Ep 20 - Ancient Poet Turtle

Hildy, the Ancient Sea Turtle, is back from the dead and more fabulous than ever.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHildy Shiblin: Olivia NielsenMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 3 / 7

Season 4, Ep 19 - Seven Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

It's Villain's Night at the Strange Familiar and...Magic Tavern's 7th Anniversary!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Night Doctor: Paul F. TomkinsMelissa Deathridge: Matt...

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2022 / 2 / 28

Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGerm Crust: Mary TildenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2022 / 2 / 21

Season 4, Ep 17 - Forensic Inquisitor (w/ Mikey Neumann)

A local king has been murdered and someone must use science to solve the crime.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCloakus the Forensic Inquisitor: Mikey NeumannMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 2 / 14

Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

A golem with a gourd for a head talks about his work with the Department of Treasure.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGourd the Golem: Kris StraubMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 2 / 7

Season 4, Ep 15 - Aprel Füls Visits (w/ Asher Perlman)

Usidore's "best friend" Aprel Füls, the gnome prankster, comes to Nibblebottom to say goodbye.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAprel Füls: Asher PerlmanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 1 / 31

Season 4, Ep 14 - Usidore's Death Bed

The time has come for Usidore to fake his death. Arnie and Chunt are feeling surprisingly emotional about it. Alternate title: DS Time.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious...

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2022 / 1 / 24

Season 4, Ep 13 - Hairdresser

A very strange local hairdresser named Ahag stop by the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAhag: Colleen DoyleMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt...

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2022 / 1 / 17

Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

A crypt rummager named Coral Loft and a former Mittens ref stop by the show off some of the fantastical treasures they've found.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCoral Loft, Crypt...

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2022 / 1 / 10

Season 4, Ep 11 - Baker

Usidore is a little too excited to welcome the baker of the best muffins in Nibblebottom.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDuggan GahLump: Ric WalkerMysterious Man: Tim...

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2022 / 1 / 3

Patreon Unlocked: Earth Cereal

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Usidore and Chunt fall in love (literally) with breakfast cereals Arnie has sourced from Earth.You can support the show directly and...

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2021 / 12 / 27

Winter Solstice Bonus 2021

A Winter Solstice scene with a song about the holiday Gunderstein. (Hmm, that rhymes.)CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSAD Bard: Jonathan MannMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 12 / 20

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitBlemish:...

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2021 / 12 / 13

Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

The dragon in the basement needs a list of who it is and isn't okay to kill.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie...

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2021 / 12 / 6

Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

A night of drinking magical mental martinis leads to the discovery of a murder!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDah’rik Foul-Lips: Derek PhilipsStacey ORC-istano: Stacey...

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2021 / 11 / 29

Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

A teenage dragon in human form applies for an internship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTormaline: Zach ReinoMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young,...

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2021 / 11 / 22

Season 4, Ep 6 - Town Daddy's Brother (w/ John Hodgman)

The beloved Town Daddy has been murdered. But the Town Daddy's suspicious brother is here.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKevrat, the Town Uncle: John HodgmanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 11 / 15

Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

Mysterious guest, Wade the Wanderer, just might be an old villain in disguise.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2021 / 11 / 8

Season 4, Ep 4 - Claudia Visits

An old friend, Claudia the Witch, visits Nibblebottom to pursue some dicey business ventures.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 11 / 1

Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

A pirate searching for the water stolen from his land visits the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLudwig the Land Pirate: Xavier WoodsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2021 / 10 / 25

Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

Selling, stealing, and sharing memories leads to confusion (and love?).CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungVredla the Mindhunter: Beth MayMentis, the Mental Merchant: Anthony...

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2021 / 10 / 18

Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

A new era of peace dawns in Foon, but maybe that’s not entirely true. More importantly we talk to a wind sprite that loves to hear wishes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWizla...

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2021 / 10 / 7

Bonus Taste: Behind the Tavern: Road Stories (Season 1)

Arnie, Matt, and Adal discuss the earliest live Tavern shows.This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon. The full episode is available now for Patreon...

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2021 / 9 / 23

Bonus Taste: Earth Cereal

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt taste test Earth breakfast cereals.This is the beginning stretch of a bonus episode from the Hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon. The full episode is available now for Patreon...

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2021 / 9 / 16

Big Announcement

A new era has dawned for Hello from the Magic Tavern. Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie are doing their own thing again. The podcast is now an independent production. YOU can support the show directly and receive...

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2021 / 8 / 16

Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin...

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2021 / 8 / 9

Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifBlemish: Martin WilsonKrom the Fingarian: Mark...

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2021 / 8 / 2

Season 3, Ep 99 - Magic Mirror (w/ Niccole Thurman)

A Magic Mirror wants to start living her own life. Also, an imposter pretends to be Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMira Mirror: Niccole ThurmanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 7 / 26

Season 3, Ep 98 - Trachea and Tomblain

Prince Tomblain begins the ceremony to become King but his sister Princess Trachea is waiting to kill him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth:...

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2021 / 7 / 19

Season 3, Ep 97 - Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

A meeting with fancy little faun, Mister Chauncey, takes a strange turn when a large ominous creature shows up claiming to be Mister Chauncey.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2021 / 7 / 12

INTERLUDE - Hello from the Future... but Earlier

The story of the Mysterious Man and Julie continues, this time within a transmission from the space adventure version of Arnie, along with his cohosts, Doctor Zadore and Chant the Space Angel.CreditsArnie:...

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2021 / 7 / 5

INTERLUDE - 1989: Julie's Cult Watch

Another cassette tape from 1989 Ohio, this time hosted by Julie, 13-year old Arnie's friend, who has a mysterious Future Hole in her backyard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2021 / 6 / 28

Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

Prince Tomblain is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAlice P. Corn: Kate JamesTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2021 / 6 / 21

Season 3, Ep 95 - Wish Witch (w/ Allie Kokesh & Jeremy Bent from Mission to Zyxx)

Cordelia Stampot is a witch that grants wishes... for a price. And the first customer in line is Numbers Marlow a kid from a local gang.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNumbers...

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2021 / 6 / 14

INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip

Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting.CreditsFlower: Brooke BreitMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGianessa Relkorus: Dana...

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2021 / 6 / 7

Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblain for the Belaroth throne.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSweet...

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2021 / 5 / 31

Season 3, Ep 93 - Good Tannakin and Good Blemish

Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Blemish with her. It's a reunion!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...

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2021 / 5 / 24

Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGreg the Pegasus: Amber NashMysterious...

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2021 / 5 / 17

Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCap'n Loraina Bones: Ana SilvaSylvestra:...

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2021 / 5 / 10

Season 3, Ep 90 - Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)

The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungVonquestra: Moujan ZolfaghariTelimpia: Seth LindTomblain...

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2021 / 5 / 3

Season 3, Ep 89 - The Cockticklers

The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWinky Silks: Joey BlandMichael Gunch:...

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2021 / 4 / 26

Season 3, Ep 88 - Casino (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

The gambling parlors are setting odds on the next ruler of the Northeast, with a little help from master gambler Five Finger Flint Gustoon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFive...

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2021 / 4 / 19

Season 3, Ep 87 - Princess Trachea's Plan

The search for Prince Tomblain leads to the secret lair of Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, who is still plotting her brother's death.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess...

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2021 / 4 / 12

Season 3, Ep 86 - Eunuch's Comeback

Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Gossip to Queen Titannia, is back in Northeastia and is almost certainly up to something.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict...

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2021 / 4 / 5

Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke...

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2021 / 3 / 29

Season 3, Ep 84 - The Boy King and the Prince (w/ Jordan Morris)

Prince Tomblain Belaroth encounters some unexpected competition from Dartholomew the Boy King.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan MorrisTomblain...

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2021 / 3 / 22

Season 3, Ep 83 - Tom the Secret Traveler

Traveling to the North East leads to a secret carriage with a secret traveler who just might be Prince Tomblain Belaroth.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2021 / 3 / 15

Season 3, Ep 82 - Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)

A mysterious stranger takes an interest in Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBarbara: Krystina ArielleMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2021 / 3 / 8

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore the Blue: Matt...

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2021 / 3 / 1

Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2021 / 2 / 22

Season 3, Ep 79 - Jayme, Sayme and Daddy

The creepy twins, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon are back and this time they're not alone. Also, they're in a cave for some reason.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJayme Ragoon: Gretchen...

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2021 / 2 / 15

Season 3, Ep 78 - Side Quests (w/ Jared Logan)

A strange tavern keeper is oddly invested in the weird things going on around town.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungStavrus Hook: Jared LoganMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2021 / 2 / 8

Season 3, Ep 77 - Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalahaxorus the Grim, an evil spirt in a suit of armor reflects on his life's purpose.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKalhaxorus the Grim: Brennan Lee MulliganMysterious Man:...

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2021 / 2 / 1

Season 3, Ep 76 - Cursed Beast

Prince Bartholomew Mylph visits to share the tale of his terrible curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrince Bartholomew Mylph: Dan WhiteMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2021 / 1 / 26

Time Traveling Shills #11

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2021 / 1 / 25

Season 3, Ep 75 - Blacksmith (w/ Lily Sullivan)

A shopping trip to stock up on new weapons leads to an unusual blacksmith named Sylvia.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSylvia the Blacksmith: Lily SullivanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 1 / 18

Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancMysterious Man: Tim...

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2021 / 1 / 11

Season 3, Ep 73 - The Potential of the Night (w/ Aunty Donna)

A night of tavern-hopping with a king, a wet rag and a lizard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKing Zachy: Zachary RuaneWet Towel with Legs: Mark Samual BonannoLizard Jim: Broden...

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2021 / 1 / 4

Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle... maybe.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHildy Shiblin: Olivia NielsenMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 12 / 21

Winter Solstice Bonus 2020

A special holiday scene with Arnie and Usidore. And a holiday song from Jenny the Centaur. The regular show will be back January 4.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungJenny the Centaur: Jenny Owen...

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2020 / 12 / 14

Season 3, Ep 71 - Solstice Squirrel (w/ Josh Gondelman)

It's Winter Solstice time again and due to a snowstorm Arnie, Usidore and Chunt have to take shelter with a friendly squirrel.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFluff the Squirrel:...

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2020 / 12 / 7

Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenWictor the Guard: Bryan SafiMysterious...

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2020 / 11 / 30

Season 3, Ep 69 - 1989: Scary Neighbor

13 year old Arnie thinks he's witnessed a murder so Usidore and Chunk help him break into his neighbor's house.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2020 / 11 / 23

Season 3, Ep 68 - 1989: Group Project

13-year old Arnie works on a school project with his classmate, Julie. Still trapped in 1989 Ohio, Usidore becomes a chemistry teacher.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJulie...

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2020 / 11 / 16

Season 3, Ep 67 - 1989: Walking Around Meijer (w/ Paul Brittain)

Usidore and Chunt are still stuck in 1989 Ohio with a 13-year old Arnie. They participate in the local tradition of walking around a Meijer Superstore and meet a teenager working there until his band takes...

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2020 / 11 / 9

Season 3, Ep 66 - 1989

Cassette tapes were found of a 13 year old Arnie Niekamp pretending to host a talk show in his bedroom. Some claim these include evidence of paranormal activity.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2020 / 11 / 2

Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery... and yell about his own murder.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers:...

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2020 / 10 / 26

Season 3, Ep 64 - Chunt for Red October 6: Chunt for Bread October (w/ Dan Lippert and Drew Tarver from Teachers' Lounge)

It's time for the yearly Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. This year the charity event is crashed by a pair of aliens with a very specific weakness.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2020 / 10 / 19

Season 3, Ep 63 - Spider Mom

We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCarol the Spider Mom: Christy BonstellMysterious...

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2020 / 10 / 12

Season 3, Ep 62 - Couch (w/ Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger from How Did This Get Played)

We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCouch the Sentient Couch: Heather Anne CampbellCouch the Magician: Nick...

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2020 / 10 / 5

Season 3, Ep 61 - Brothers (w/ Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger from Doughboys)

Two brothers, Big Cat and the Mound, are ready to fight each other to the death.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBig Cat: Mike MitchellThe Mound: Nick WigerMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 9 / 28

Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner)

Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBalgor the Unclean: Brian MurphyGalbor the Tidy:...

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2020 / 9 / 21

Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSweet Prince Vantis: Jason MantzoukasMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 9 / 14

Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess)

We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSkullson Bastard : Greg HessMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2020 / 9 / 7

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim...

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2020 / 8 / 31

Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim RyderMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 8 / 24

Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster...and he's not happy about it!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWictor: Bryan SafiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate...

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2020 / 8 / 17

Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif)

Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifTricia:...

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2020 / 8 / 10

Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeTalbot the Badger:...

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2020 / 8 / 3

Season 3, Ep 52 - Critic (w/ Edgar Momplaisir)

A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJarmaine the...

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2020 / 7 / 27

Season 3, Ep 51 - Former Sheriff

We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2020 / 7 / 21

Time Traveling Shills #10

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2020 / 7 / 20

Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night

It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2020 / 7 / 13

Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard)

We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKarktur the Ranger: Chris GethardMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 7 / 6

Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley)

A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRapunsale: Laci MoselyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2020 / 6 / 29

Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman)

We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDr. Archibald N. Sane: Griffin NewmanMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 6 / 22

Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpirulina Jazzhands: Nicole ParkerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2020 / 6 / 15

Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris...

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2020 / 6 / 8

Season 3, Ep 44 - Dragon (w/ John Roderick)

The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDurp the Dragon: John RoderickMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...

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2020 / 6 / 1

Season 3, Ep 43 - Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx')

An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungVonquestra: Moujan ZolfaghariTelimpia: Seth...

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2020 / 5 / 25

Season 3, Ep 42 - Bibbits (w/ Alden Ford and Winston Noel from 'Mission to Zyxx')

Two bibbits (they're sort of like halflings?) discuss the terrible burden they carry: a cursed trinket!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBustly Mormler: Alden FordPolo Tatums:...

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2020 / 5 / 18

Season 3, Ep 41 - Crone Appétit (w/ Janet Varney)

As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrone Bakeress:...

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2020 / 5 / 11

Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn'Leeviyah: Felicia DaySigent the Spider:...

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2020 / 5 / 4

Season 3, Ep 39 - Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jess McKenna and Zach Reino)

The evil wizard twins Snaken and Schnenessa Freshgrave reach out to Arnie, Chunt and Usidore for some help now that they've graduated.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSchnenessa:...

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2020 / 4 / 27

Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 4 / 20

Season 3, Ep 37 - She Said

Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said!CreditsSword Guy: Arnie NiekampNight Shift: Adal RifaiWizard Man: Matt YoungShe-Said:...

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2020 / 4 / 13

Season 3, Ep 36 - Tiger and Whale

As the they continue searching for the final artifact, our heroes meet a muscle-bound tiger-person and a muscle-bound whale-person.CreditsSword Guy: Arnie NiekampNight Shift: Adal RifaiWizard Man: Matt...

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2020 / 4 / 6

Season 3, Ep 35 - Strong Guy Island

The boys meet a slew of heroic warriors at a beachside bar on the somewhat aggro Strong Guy Island.CreditsSword Guy: Arnie NiekampNight Shift: Adal RifaiWizard Man: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 3 / 30

Season 3, Ep 34 - Mouse Knight

Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2020 / 3 / 23

Season 3, Ep 33 - Temple of Krom

The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend...a dangerous friend.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2020 / 3 / 16

INTERLUDE - Five Mirror World Years

Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish.CreditsCarnival Wilson: Arnie NiekampWendigo...

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2020 / 3 / 13

Bonus: Offices and Bosses S3E1 - Chief Executive Fintaur

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Offices and Bosses! Hornelius the Fintaur helps kick off a new season of Offices & Bosses with new Office Manager Traach...

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2020 / 3 / 12

Bonus: Masters of Mayhem - Disgraced Villains

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Masters of Mayhem! Baron Ragoon and Dripfang cross paths with Squibbert as they set out to return to the good (evil?)...

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2020 / 3 / 11

Bonus: I Am Spintax - The Podcast!

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series I Am Spintax! Spintax uses his arcane power to raise the dead (Salmagundi) and compel the living (OffBook's Jess...

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2020 / 3 / 10

Bonus: Earth Games - Scattegories

To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Earth Games! The Magic Tavern gang continues playing board games from Earth. This week: Scattegories and special guest...

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2020 / 3 / 9

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick...

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2020 / 3 / 2

Season 3, Ep 31 - Thieves (w/ Superego's Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F. Tompkins)

The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSqueen: Paul F. TompkinsMike: Matt...

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2020 / 2 / 24

Season 3, Ep 30 - Knight

We learn about chivalry and faces from a knight.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSir Gluthar: Bill CochranMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2020 / 2 / 17

Season 3, Ep 29 - Outlaw

Venturing into the Kooky Longwoods and climbing up to the village in the treetops; the boys search out a Demi-God Outlaw!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Outlaw Jess...

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2020 / 2 / 10

Season 3, Ep 28 - Farmer

Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFarmer Indadell: Peter GwinnMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 2 / 3

Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts

Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light…CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 1 / 27

Season 3, Ep 26 - Scarab

While the boys continue scouring the stacks at the library, Sasha the Scarab comes on the show to find love and someone to eat.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSasha the Scarab:...

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2020 / 1 / 20

Season 3, Ep 25 - Stinker

The boys, still searching for answers at Library of Meridanth, meet a Stinker who creates odors.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGuntz the Stinker: Alex TrepkaMysterious Man: Tim...

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2020 / 1 / 13

Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book

Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2020 / 1 / 6

Season 3, Ep 23 - Hog (w/ Clint McElroy)

A small town pig-sherrif-man shakes down the boys.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBloviation Jones: Clint McElroyLincoln: Evan JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and...

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2019 / 12 / 30

Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies

Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie's life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiLincoln: Evan JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2019 / 12 / 23

Winter Solstice Bonus 2019

A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All! Special Guest Musician: Arne Parrott See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

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2019 / 12 / 16

Season 3, Ep 21 - The Lurking Phantom

The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Lurking Phantom: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim...

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2019 / 12 / 9

Season 3, Ep 20 - Staff Dinner

A staff dinner party at Jizzleknob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMiss Weatherwere: Sarah Mobley Prof. Elroy Topplestar: Jessye...

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2019 / 12 / 2

Season 3, Ep 19 - Professor's Wardrobe

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore settle in to their new jobs as professors at Jizzleknob Preparatory School for Young Wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLincoln: Evan...

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2019 / 11 / 19

Time Traveling Shills #9

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2019 / 11 / 18

Season 3, Ep 18 - Grounds Keeper

The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHornelius the Fintaur: John Patrick CoanLincoln: Evan JacoverTricia: Kate...

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2019 / 11 / 15

Bonus: Behind the Tavern – Brooke Breit and Rush Howell

This bonus episode from behind the paywall on Stitcher Premium, is a two-for-one! The cast continues their talk about the earliest episodes with Brooke Breit (Flower) and Rush Howell (Larry Birdman)....

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2019 / 11 / 11

Season 3, Ep 17 - CandyShop (w/ Paul Scheer)

A visit to a quaint candy shop owned by McTruffle Fondue reveals some strange secrets.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMcTruffle Fondue: Paul ScheerLincoln: Evan JacoverTricia:...

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2019 / 11 / 4

Season 3, Ep 16 - The Wing'd Whale (w/ Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna)

A ride on the mythical Wing’d Whale leads to an encounter with the Freshgrave Twins.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSchnenessa: Jessica McKennaSnaken: Zach ReinoMysterious Man:...

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2019 / 10 / 28

Season 3, Ep 15 – Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)

An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ian Anderson, MBE: Andy Daly Mysterious Man: Tim...

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2019 / 10 / 21

Season 3, Ep 14 - Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

Um...we interview a giant toe.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSuzi Creamcheese: Mary HollandMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2019 / 10 / 18

Bonus: Earth Games - Clue!

In this bonus episode from Stitcher Premium, the Magic Tavern gang learns to play board games from Earth. This week: Arnie’s least favorite: Clue! CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2019 / 10 / 14

Season 3, Ep 13 - Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders

Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2019 / 10 / 7

Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEndwhill the Meek: Liam O'BrienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp,...

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2019 / 9 / 30

Season 3, Ep 11 – Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they're going to kill some people.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn'Leeviyah the Red: Felicia...

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2019 / 9 / 23

Season 3, Ep 10 - Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)

A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that's a fan of the podcast.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJessica the Tree...

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2019 / 9 / 16

Season 3, Ep 9 - Sorcerer (w/ Mike Hanford of Questions For Lennon)

The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTrinkle the...

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2019 / 9 / 9

Season 3, Ep 8 - Army (w/ John Levenstein and Jenny Owen Youngs)

An encounter with a general and a musical centaur could move things in a new military direction.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGeneral Johnny: John LevensteinJenny the Centaur:...

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2019 / 9 / 2

Season 3, Ep 7 - Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)

A sea witch appears on deck.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCalarion the Sea Witch: Sarah Haskins Mysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...

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2019 / 8 / 26

Season 3, Ep 6 - Lord's Brother (w/ Thomas Middleditch)

Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer's army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord's Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2019 / 8 / 19

Season 3, Ep 5 – Castle Guards

Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSir Baldsman: Jon MackeySir Hairspiece: Ryan RosenbergMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...

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2019 / 8 / 15

Introducing Magic Tavern: Earth Games!

A podcaster trapped in a magical land, a wizard, and a talking badger are tasked with playing board games from a realm called "Earth." Can a wizard understand Clue? Why is the badger so good at Scattergories?...

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2019 / 8 / 12

Season 3, Ep 4 - More Moles (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

Two brave mole warriors stop by to sing their own praises and explain their relationship to ants.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMilk Mole: Hayes DavenportMork Snauce: Sean...

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2019 / 8 / 5

Season 3, Ep 3 - Demon

A demon stops by to share his inner life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungXylox: Andy JunkMysterious Man: Tim SniffenLincoln: Evan JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young,...

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2019 / 7 / 29

Season 3, Ep 2 - Ancient Turtle

A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHildy Shiblin: Olivia NielsenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenVoice: Evan...

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2019 / 7 / 22

Season 3, Ep 1 - Seaside (w/ Justin McElroy)

A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRodney the Figurehead: Justin McElroyMysterious...

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2019 / 7 / 8

Offices and Bosses S1E6: Teachers and Classrooms

Metamore has an expansion pack for the game. And Flower is back to play.CreditsArnie, aka Raphael the Adult Ninja Turtle: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal RifaiUsidore, aka John Bastion: Matt...

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2019 / 6 / 24

Offices and Bosses S1E5: The I.T. Team

Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party.CreditsArnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal RifaiUsidore, aka John Bastion: Matt YoungMetamore: Bill ArnettKrom the...

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2019 / 6 / 10

Offices and Bosses S1E4: Caball'on from I.Tree

A talking tree joins the campaign as our team enters the deadly Company Retreat.CreditsArnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal RifaiUsidore, aka John Bastion: Matt YoungMetamore:...

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2019 / 5 / 20

Offices and Bosses S1E3: Singing Sword from I.T.

The Singing Sword joins our heroes for a battle in a Panera. There is stabbing.CreditsArnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal RifaiUsidore, aka John Bastion: Matt YoungMetamore:Bill...

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2019 / 5 / 6

Offices and Bosses S1E2: Krom from I.T.

Krom the Fingarian joins the campaign to retrieve the Q4 numbers, as our band of adventurers contends with…Happy Hour!CreditsArnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal RifaiUsidore, aka...

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2019 / 4 / 22

Offices and Bosses S1E1: Flower from I.T.

The game of Offices & Bosses begins! Metamore plays Office Manager guiding Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Flower on an adventure to attain the Q4 numbers.CreditsArnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie NiekampChunt, aka...

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2019 / 4 / 8

Bonus Preview: Behind the Tavern

In this bonus preview, the cast of Hello from the Magic Tavern talk about making the first episode of the podcast with producer and editor Ryan DiGiorgi (Craig).CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampAdal: Adal...

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2019 / 4 / 2

Time Traveling Shills #8

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2019 / 4 / 1

Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen

Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris...

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2019 / 3 / 25

Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRick...

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2019 / 3 / 18

Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpurt the...

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2019 / 3 / 11

Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett LyonsEvil Tannakin the...

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2019 / 3 / 4

INTERLUDE – Hello from the Future

Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChant the Space Angel: Adal...

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2019 / 2 / 25

Season 2, Ep 97 - Chunt's Mom

Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEleanor the...

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2019 / 2 / 18

Season 2, Ep 96 - Tom the Author

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienFoon...

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2019 / 2 / 14

BONUS: Introducing Voyage to the Stars

Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the...

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2019 / 2 / 11

Season 2, Ep 95 - Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)

A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFontleroy Obama: Demi AdejuyigbePepper: Miel...

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2019 / 2 / 4

Season 2, Ep 94 – Mothman (w/ Hank Green)

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHans Hoffman,...

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2019 / 1 / 28

Season 2, Ep 93 - Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)

We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2019 / 1 / 21

Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate...

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2019 / 1 / 14

Season 2, Ep 91 - Mysterious Anonymous

This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi,...

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2019 / 1 / 7

Arnie's Birthday Bonus Scene

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig:...

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2018 / 12 / 17

Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2018 / 12 / 10

Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Fingarian: Mark...

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2018 / 12 / 3

Season 2, Ep 88 - Mittens and Literature

Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellMysterious Man:...

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2018 / 11 / 26

Season 2, Ep 87 - Blue and Green

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackenAssorted Radio Callers: Sarah MaherCraig: Ryan...

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2018 / 11 / 19

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSarah Maher: Sarah MaherSpintax: Charlie...

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2018 / 11 / 12

Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin' Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifJayme: Gretchen...

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2018 / 11 / 5

Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTraach: James D'AmatoCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie...

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2018 / 10 / 29

Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate...

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2018 / 10 / 22

Season 2, Ep 82 - Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish

It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDoris the Mummy:...

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2018 / 10 / 15

Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungStick the Squire: Felix...

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2018 / 10 / 8

Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago's iO Theater)

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2018 / 10 / 1

Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDopel: Tim BaltzMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate...

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2018 / 9 / 24

Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding! CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett LyonsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2018 / 9 / 17

Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyDory the Dragon:...

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2018 / 9 / 10

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot:...

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2018 / 9 / 4

Time Traveling Shills #7

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2018 / 9 / 3

Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim...

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2018 / 8 / 27

Season 2, Ep 74 - Sweater Quest

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out!CreditsArnie: Arnie...

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2018 / 8 / 20

Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGlobulous: Stuart WellingtonMamma...

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2018 / 8 / 13

Season 2, Ep 72 - Dripfang Returns

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2018 / 8 / 6

Season 2, Ep 71 - Castle Nowhere

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHoney Vandershrimp: Katie KleinMysterious Man:...

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2018 / 7 / 30

Season 2, Ep 70 - Girls Night

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. CreditsFlower: Brooke BreitMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGianessa Relkorus: Dana QuercioliTricia: Kate...

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2018 / 7 / 23

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan...

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2018 / 7 / 16

Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenWinky Silks: Joey BlandMysterious Man:...

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2018 / 7 / 9

Season 2, Ep 67 - Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMel Mole:...

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2018 / 7 / 2

Season 2, Ep 66 - Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan MorrisBormp, the Au Pair:...

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2018 / 6 / 25

Season 2, Ep 65 - Usidore's House (w/ Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund and Mark McConville)

An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2018 / 6 / 18

Season 2, Ep 64 - Scholar and Ogre

The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungScholar: Craig CackowskiGlorbia: Jaime...

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2018 / 6 / 11

Season 2, Ep 63 - Genie (w/ Lauren Lapkus)

We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrystal the Genie: Lauren LapkusCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan...

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2018 / 6 / 4

Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:...

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2018 / 5 / 28

Season 2, Ep 61 - Chunt's House

Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenSoul Walker: Ross BryantCraig:...

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2018 / 5 / 21

Season 2, Ep 60 - Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMister Chauncey: Paul F. TompkinsJosh: Josh...

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2018 / 5 / 14

Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungActivia Barleyfoot: Tawny NewsomeMysterious Man: Tim...

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2018 / 5 / 7

Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro, Live in LA)

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGrunkle the Garbage Lady:...

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2018 / 4 / 30

Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2018 / 4 / 23

Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin:...

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2018 / 4 / 16

Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version...

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2018 / 4 / 9

Season 2, Ep 54 - Fangy Yelly

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version of...

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2018 / 4 / 2

Season 2, Ep 53 - Advanced Offices & Bosses

Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore:Bill ArnettChest Trünkborn:...

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2018 / 3 / 26

Season 2, Ep 52 - Wheel Bear

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWheel Bear: Farrell WalshMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2018 / 3 / 19

Season 2, Ep 51 - Squibbert

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSquibbert: Sarah...

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2018 / 3 / 12

Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAlex Goldman:...

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2018 / 3 / 6

Time Traveling Shills #6

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2018 / 3 / 5

Season 2, Ep 49 - Three Years

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWinky Silks: Joey BlandMichael...

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2018 / 2 / 26

INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including...

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2018 / 2 / 19

Season 2, Ep 48 - Eunuch Tutor

Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2018 / 2 / 12

Season 2, Ep 47 - Mittens Returns

Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman:...

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2018 / 2 / 5

Season 2, Ep 46 - Lightbringers of Hogsface

We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean...

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2018 / 1 / 29

Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2018 / 1 / 22

Season 2, Ep 44 – Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)CreditsArnie:...

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2018 / 1 / 15

Season 2, Ep 43 - Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBertramus: Joel Kim BoosterCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan...

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2018 / 1 / 8

Season 2, Ep 42 - Tomorrow (w/ Jordan Klepper Live from NYCC)

The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWade the Phoenix: Jordan KlepperJanet the Will-o'-the-Wisp: Maureen...

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2017 / 12 / 25

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCerulean: Jessica McKennaAzure: Zach...

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2017 / 12 / 18

Season 2, Ep 40 - Cockatrice (w/ Laura Grey)

Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPatti the Cockatrice: Laura GreyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 12 / 11

Season 2, Ep 39 - nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngnymbee: Storm DiCostanzoGrundle: Paul SabourinCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 12 / 4

Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyAssorted Other Characters:...

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2017 / 11 / 27

Season 2, Ep 37 - Crone (w/ Janet Varney)

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrone Bakeress: Janet VarneyMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 11 / 20

Season 2, Ep 36 - Blessed Troll (w/ Dana Gould)

We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig Davis: Dana GouldMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 11 / 13

Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2017 / 11 / 6

Season 2, Ep 34 - Pulcifer the Unassuming (w/ Mike Pesca)

We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPulcifer the Unassuming: Mike...

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2017 / 10 / 30

Season 2, Ep 33 - Necromancer Performance Review

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man:...

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2017 / 10 / 23

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris...

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2017 / 10 / 16

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2017 / 10 / 9

Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNathan Goodboy: Mike JimersonTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2017 / 10 / 2

Season 2, Ep 29 - Nymph

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2017 / 9 / 25

Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMister Chauncey:...

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2017 / 9 / 18

Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2017 / 9 / 11

Season 2, Ep 26 - A Short One

I don't know... what if... we did a short one?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme...

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2017 / 9 / 4

Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider, Live from Outside Lands Fest)

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKermit the...

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2017 / 8 / 29

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2017 / 8 / 28

Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2017 / 8 / 21

Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRocky Cocodino: Tim LyonsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 8 / 14

Season 2, Ep 22 - Twins

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2017 / 8 / 7

Season 2, Ep 21 - Gnome

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAprel Füls: Asher PerlmanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 7 / 31

Season 2, Ep 20 - King Krom

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 7 / 24

Season 2, Ep 19 - Momo

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie...

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2017 / 7 / 17

Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish/52 Sacks of Flour:Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2017 / 7 / 10

Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish:Martin WilsonPrincess Trachea-Aurelia...

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2017 / 7 / 3

Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2017 / 6 / 26

Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 6 / 19

Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka "DQ"): Tim RyderCaball'on...

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2017 / 6 / 12

Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHergle the Gargoyle: Liz KirkwoodDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man:...

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2017 / 6 / 5

Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDaphne...

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2017 / 5 / 29

Season 2, Ep 11 - Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSigent the...

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2017 / 5 / 22

Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBrodus Tarver: Colt CabanaCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 5 / 15

Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFig and Maple...

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2017 / 5 / 8

Season 2, Ep 8 - Dripfang

The Dark Lord's Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2017 / 5 / 1

Season 2, Ep 7 - Carfoonist (Live from Emerald City Comic Con)

The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.” CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore:...

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2017 / 4 / 24

Season 2, Ep 6 - Mouse

A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGregor/Gianessa: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 4 / 17

Season 2, Ep 5 - Jayme and Sayme

The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 4 / 10

Season 2, Ep 4 - Not the Sheriff

We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2017 / 4 / 3

Season 2, Ep 3 - Satyr and Beholder (w/ Elliott Kalan and Stuart Wellington from The Flop House)

We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott KalanGlobulous the Bowtied Beholder:...

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2017 / 3 / 27

Season 2, Ep 2 - Birdman of Hogsface

Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he'd like to change in the game of Mittens.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellBungaree Chubbins: Tom...

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2017 / 3 / 20

Season 2, Episode 1 - The Podcast

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish:Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 3 / 13

INTERLUDE - Scenes from Foon

The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more.CreditsArnor: Blaine SwenSoul Walker: Ross BryantAxelrod ReMax: Mark...

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2017 / 3 / 6

INTERLUDE - Cowboy World

Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let's check in with the town of Hogswood.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungMiss Quibbert: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 2 / 27

INTERLUDE - Chicago

This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching.CreditsSarah Maher: Sarah MaherAdal Rifai: Adal RifaiInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaGreg: Arnie...

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2017 / 2 / 21

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2017 / 2 / 20

100 - Usidore's Quest

Let's talk to Usidore's fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersGerm Crust:...

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2017 / 2 / 13

99 - Push Ups (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)

We're leaving on our quest in one week. But first... we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTabula the Butterfly: Michael HitchcockErin the...

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2017 / 2 / 6

98 - King of the Badger

I do want to talk about badger stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish:Martin WilsonTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers:...

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2017 / 1 / 30

97 - Kobold

Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we've met a kobold who's selling stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTraach: James D'AmatoBlemish:Martin WilsonMysterious Man:...

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2017 / 1 / 23

96 - Mic Test

Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let's... get out of the tavern...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax: TJ JagodowskiOoze: Paul GrondyMysterious Man: Tim...

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2017 / 1 / 16

95 - Tom the Spy

Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It's time to hear what he's learned.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve...

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2017 / 1 / 9

94 - Sarah For Real

My name is Sarah Maher. And I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I'm continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore.CreditsSarah: Sarah MaherChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCan the Wizard: Arnie...

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2017 / 1 / 2

93 - Goblin General

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGeneral Leebad...

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2016 / 12 / 26

Winter Solstice Bonus 2016

A new song and a big announcement you're going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpants: Meridith StepienCraig: Ryan...

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2016 / 12 / 19

92 - Resonance Stone

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the...

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2016 / 12 / 12

91 - Magic Turkey (w/ Scott Adsit, Live from Chicago Podcast Festival)

It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCharles the Turkey: Scott AdsitSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyShan Gammador:...

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2016 / 12 / 5

90 - Dwarf (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Let's have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLager Brewerhead: Jon GabrusMysterious Man: Tim...

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2016 / 11 / 28

89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn'Leeviyah: Felicia DayMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate...

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2016 / 11 / 21

88 - Dragonborn

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPreckle: Ryan RidleyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2016 / 11 / 14

87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green's Pandenomicon: Charlie...

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2016 / 11 / 7

86 - Overworked Fairy

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRoss the Fairy: Allison RinghandCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan...

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2016 / 10 / 31

85 - Unicorn (w/ Peter Sagal)

We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWindsprinkle: Peter SagalMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia:...

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2016 / 10 / 24

84 - Memory Gremlin

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Memory: Matt...

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2016 / 10 / 17

83 - Tree

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungCaball'on Valentin:...

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2016 / 10 / 10

82 - Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt/Thorn: Adal RifaiUsidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt YoungSimon Lemmington...

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2016 / 10 / 3

81 - Siren

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungUrsula the Siren: Lindsey SmithRichard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and...

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2016 / 9 / 26

INTERLUDE - Mirror World

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.CreditsCarnival Wilson: Arnie NiekampWendigo Wilson: Adal RifaiUsidore the Black: Matt YoungTannakin the...

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2016 / 9 / 19

80 - Inta and Nerf

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaMysterious Man: Tim...

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2016 / 9 / 12

79 - Real Estate Agent

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleTannakin the Pinglet: Sarah...

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2016 / 9 / 5

78 - The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Bandit King: John ThibodeauxCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan...

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2016 / 8 / 29

77 - The Baron and the Frog

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenSquibbert: Sarah ShockeySpintax the Green's Pandenomicon:...

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2016 / 8 / 22

76 - Pandenomicon

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green's Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2016 / 8 / 16

Time Traveling Shills #3

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2016 / 8 / 15

75 - Make-Up Artist

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGerm Crust: Mary TildenTricia: Kate...

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2016 / 8 / 8

74 - Letters and Packages

Time to catch up on our many letters and packages.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2016 / 8 / 1

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungMelchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex...

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2016 / 7 / 25

72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott ElamKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok...

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2016 / 7 / 18

71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan MessingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2016 / 7 / 11

70 - Goblin Queen

It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen:...

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2016 / 7 / 4

69 - Halfling Bards

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngnymbee: Storm DiCostanzoGrundle: Paul SabourinBlemish:...

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2016 / 6 / 27

68 - The Princess and the Eunuch

Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea-Aurelia...

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2016 / 6 / 20

67 - Ooze

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOoze: Paul GrondyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim...

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2016 / 6 / 13

66 - The Curse

It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDorian Deville: Zach ThompsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...

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2016 / 6 / 6

65 - Dancer

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJosh Swollensword: Lawrence CollerdKrom the Fingarian: Mark...

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2016 / 5 / 30

64 - Jamillious the Mauve

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancMysterious Man: Tim...

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2016 / 5 / 23

63 - The Singing Sword

Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean...

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2016 / 5 / 16

62 - The Healer (LIVE at PAX East)

A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrance Windowwhistle: Patrick RothfussVerron McShingleshane: Anthony...

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2016 / 5 / 9

61 - Sheriff

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2016 / 5 / 2

60 - Confidential Courier

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJimminent Turlybirther,...

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2016 / 4 / 25

59 - Dr. Ward

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDr. Ward: Shane WilsonMysterious...

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2016 / 4 / 18

58 - Keeper of the Doom Horn

We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMelchoir: Alex EilhauerMysterious...

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2016 / 4 / 11

57 - Dreamclimber

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2016 / 4 / 4

56 - Dungeon Guard

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChad: David PasquesiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate...

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2016 / 3 / 28

55 - Homunculus

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloSpants/Gorgon:...

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2016 / 3 / 21

54 - Witch

What's a polite word for hag?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitFoon Law...

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2016 / 3 / 14

53 - Tom the Nominee

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2016 / 3 / 7

52 - One Year

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBungaree Chubbins: Tom...

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2016 / 2 / 26

51 - Baron Ragoon

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon:Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...

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2016 / 2 / 23

Time Traveling Shills #2

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2016 / 2 / 19

50 - Larry Birdman

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.CreditsArnie: Arnie...

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2016 / 2 / 12

49 - Princess Phillipa

There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess...

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2016 / 2 / 4

48 - DQ Returns

I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2016 / 1 / 29

47 - Otok’s Quest

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot:...

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2016 / 1 / 22

46 - Assassin

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni--wait, who's this guy at our table?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAssassin: Ross KimballBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious...

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2016 / 1 / 15

45 - The First Jew of Foon

I've always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week's guest has the answer!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPeter Smith: Daniel StraussOtok Barleyfoot: Nick...

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2016 / 1 / 7

44 - Arnor the Warrior

We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll get a kick out of that.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2016 / 1 / 1

43 - Sharks

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 12 / 24

Winter Solstice Bonus

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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2015 / 12 / 17

42 - Winter Solstice

There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.CreditsArnie:...

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2015 / 12 / 11

41 - Skeleton

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax?: TJ JagodowskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerCraig: Ryan...

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2015 / 12 / 4

40 - Chu Chu’s Chow

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu's Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it's got to beat spiced potatoes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLeonard...

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2015 / 11 / 24

39 - Can the Wizard

Chunt here! Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he'll chat with us.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 11 / 19

38 - Letters

We've been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutSpants: Meridith Stepien...

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2015 / 11 / 13

37 - Tannakin the Pinglet

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase "when pigs fly." One thing lead to another and I met this week's guest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutOtok...

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2015 / 11 / 6

36 - Low Battery

Sorry, everyone. I've been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 10 / 30

35 - Earth Stuff

Earth. Stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,...

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2015 / 10 / 21

34 - Chunt for Red October

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 10 / 16

33 - Spurt the Elder

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 10 / 8

32 - Offices & Bosses

There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2015 / 10 / 3

31 - Bridge Troll

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBridge Troll: Padraic ConnellyGlenn...

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2015 / 9 / 23

30 - The Midwife

I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on...

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2015 / 9 / 17

29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Scholar:...

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2015 / 9 / 8

28 - Forever Girl

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 9 / 3

27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually...

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2015 / 8 / 28

26 - Hunger Ghost

I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2015 / 8 / 25

Time Traveling Shills #1

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at...

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2015 / 8 / 20

25 - Eagles

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles...

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2015 / 8 / 12

24 - The Plan

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff....

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2015 / 8 / 6

23 - Soul Walker

I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 7 / 30

22 - Sarah

She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...

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2015 / 7 / 22

21 - No Arnie

Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTom the Traveler:...

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2015 / 7 / 17

20 - The Wedding Planner

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSouza Gurnick: Katie RichBungaree Chubbins:...

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2015 / 7 / 8

19 - The Namer

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMerlinda Flimpery: Irene MarquetteOtok...

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2015 / 6 / 30

18 - Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 6 / 24

17 - D’athaniel Quen’yarvin

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim RyderOtok Barleyfoot: Nick...

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2015 / 6 / 17

16 - Spintax the Green

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie...

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2015 / 6 / 10

15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.CreditsArnie: Arnie...

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2015 / 6 / 3

14 - Music of Foon

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 5 / 27

13 - Boys’ Night

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 5 / 23

12 - Krom the Barbarian

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKrom the Barbarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot:...

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2015 / 5 / 13

11 - The Eunuch

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...

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2015 / 5 / 6

10 - Homesick

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim...

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2015 / 4 / 30

9 - Goblins

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today!CreditsArnie:...

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2015 / 4 / 23

8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom

I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersOtok Barleyfoot: Nick...

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2015 / 4 / 16

7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea: Megan O'NeillOtok Barleyfoot: Nick...

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2015 / 4 / 9

6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm...

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2015 / 4 / 2

5 - Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon...

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2015 / 3 / 26

4 - The FML

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt:...

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2015 / 3 / 19

3 - Flower

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke...

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2015 / 3 / 13

2 - Tom the Traveler

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I'm hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled...

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2015 / 3 / 5

1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern

Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so...

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