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Welcome to Night Vale
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Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.

Episodes
  • 2024 / 12 / 15
    260 - The December Monologues

    It is December, and, once again, something is different.The voice of The Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson.The voice of Michelle Nguyen is Kate Jones.The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin.Weather: It...

  • 2024 / 12 / 1
    259 - Chrysalis

    After many centuries, the chrysalis is stirring.Weather: “Adrift“ by tinfoldOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to...

  • 2024 / 11 / 15
    258 - Swap Meet

    The Sanitation Department hosts the first ever Night Vale Regional Swap Meet.Weather: “Break the Wheel“ by Alice Knows KarateOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2...

  • 2024 / 11 / 8
    Unlicensed S2 E3: "Minor Chords"

    The final of three episodes we'll put on the Night Vale feed. Listen to the rest with a free trial with Audible right now!From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires...

  • 2024 / 11 / 4
    Unlicensed S2 E2: "Magnetic Fields"

    The second of three episodes we'll put on the Night Vale feed. Listen to the rest with a free trial with Audible right now!From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires...

  • 2024 / 11 / 1
    257 - Traffic

    Big changes for the De Tours rideshare app.Weather: “Meant“ by Final PerigeeOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to...

  • 2024 / 10 / 31
    Unlicensed S2 E1: "We're Listening"

    From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes the return of Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original.Out in the far reaches of Los Angeles County,...

  • 2024 / 10 / 15
    256 - The Book of Lost Things

    Harrison Kip shares a holy text from his religion.Weather: “This Machine Used to Kill Fascists “ by Walter Etc.The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor.Original episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode...

  • 2024 / 10 / 1
    255 - The John Peters Imaginary Corn Maze Experience

    Welcome to The John Peters Imaginary Corn Maze Experience. Weather: “Struggle and Oppression“ by Another Day DoneThe voice of John Peters is Mark Gagliardi.Original episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode...

  • 2024 / 9 / 15
    254 - The Triangle

    There’s a gang of Cattle Rustlers coming to town to rustle up the cattle.Weather: “Dark Skies“ by Danny SchmidtOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 arrives...

  • 2024 / 9 / 9
    Announcing: Unlicensed Season 2

    From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes the return of Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original.Save it to your Audible library today:...

  • 2024 / 9 / 1
    253 - instructions for folding

    These are instructions for folding. Please follow exactly.Weather: “Clifton“ by Chapter NineteenOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsThe Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game is...

  • 2024 / 8 / 15
    252 - Paid Programming

    The following is a paid advertisement.Weather: “Starlit Aether“ by Virtual QSOOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsThe Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game is coming! Crowdfunding...

  • 2024 / 8 / 1
    251 - Detours

    There's a brand new way to get where you're going.Weather: “Homebound and Gagged“ by Snowed InOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsThe Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game is...

  • 2024 / 6 / 15
    250 - Father Kevin

    There is no Night Vale. There is Mother Lauren’s Brood. We are loved.Weather: “Cutting Teeth“ by Priscilla SnowOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsPatreon is how we exist! If you...

  • 2024 / 6 / 1
    249 - Rifts

    Mother Lauren begins a city-wide cleanup.Weather: “Freak Flip“ by Lafayette The ArtistThe voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony SandersOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsPatreon is...

  • 2024 / 5 / 15
    248 - Mother Lauren

    Let's stay focused on the good news.Weather: “The Fallout“ by The SubletsThe voice of Mother Lauren is Lauren SharpeOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsPatreon is how we exist! If...

  • 2024 / 5 / 1
    246 - Rerun

    Who else remembers Uncle Jasper’s Wasteland? Weather: “Blue“ by Emily Henry Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep...

  • 2024 / 5 / 1
    247 - Rerun

    Who else remembers Uncle Jasper’s Wasteland?Weather: “Blue“ by Emily HenryOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsPatreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this...

  • 2024 / 4 / 15
    246 - A Story about Him

    This is a story about him. Weather: “Easter Island“ by The Violet Hourglass The voice of Abby is Ashlie Atkinson Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Patreon is how we exist!...

  • 2024 / 4 / 1
    245 - Fridge-worthy

    Esteban drew a lovely picture. Weather: “All The Way Down“ by Palimony Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Final CANADA/US dates of the Night Vale live show....

  • 2024 / 3 / 15
    244 - A Multiplicity of Kevin

    There is a standing-off of Kevins. Weather: “If You Wanna Die“ by Brook Pridemore Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Final CANADA/US dates of the Night Vale live show....

  • 2024 / 3 / 1
    243 - Lost and Found

    Hopefully we can find everything lost, and reunite everything found. Weather: “Old Radio“ by Robby Hecht Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Final EU/CAN/US dates of the...

  • 2024 / 2 / 15
    242 - The New Branch

    The Night Vale Public Library opens a new branch, and everything should be just fine. Weather: “Carrying You Until My Feet Turn To Stone“ by Jonah Castelli Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read...

  • 2024 / 2 / 1
    241 - He Is Still Holding a Knife

    He is, in fact, still holding a knife. Weather: “Whiskey“ by Rumour Mill Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Final EU/CAN/US dates of the Night Vale live show....

  • 2024 / 1 / 16
    Bonus episode preview - Riddle Guy

    Cecil tells some of his favorite riddles. To hear the rest of the episode, and support the show, head on over to https://www.patreon.com/welcometonightvale

  • 2023 / 12 / 15
    240 - He Is Holding a Knife

    He is holding a knife. Weather: “Lagoon“ by HELLO TUT TUT Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show. Dates/Cities/Tix Our newest podcast, UNLICENSED,...

  • 2023 / 12 / 1
    239 - Sister Cities: Vermillion Falls

    Come on down to Vermillion Falls. Weather: “A Ragged Sayonara“ by The Bipeds The voice of Vermillion Falls is TD Mischke Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale...

  • 2023 / 11 / 15
    238 - The Big Dig

    Archeologist Harrison Kip makes a huge discovery. Weather: “Interference“ by Elle Chante Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show. Dates/Cities/Tix Our...

  • 2023 / 10 / 31
    237 - Frown Night

    It’s the scariest night of the year, when we are allowed to turn our smiles upside down. Weather: “Summer School“ by Erin McKeown The voice of Kevin is Kevin R. Free. The voice of Lauren is Lauren...

  • 2023 / 10 / 15
    236 - Truck Touchers

    The last contestant touching the truck wins! Weather: “Hurricane Party“ by Dessa from her new album Bury The Lede This episode was written with Calvin Kasulke. Read his incredible novel here. Original...

  • 2023 / 10 / 1
    235 - Book Club

    A review of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables Weather: “Halflight“ by Juliana Finch The voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony Sanders Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night...

  • 2023 / 9 / 22
    Patreon Preview: Behind the Scenes (September 2023)

    An excerpt from our most recent patreon Behind the Scenes episode, wherein Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor answer your questions about how we balance horror & humor, what Khoshekh's deal is, and what is Steve...

  • 2023 / 9 / 15
    234 - The Boy

    This morning we found a boy. He has no name, and no one knows who he is. Weather: “Runner Up“ by Al Olender Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show....

  • 2023 / 9 / 1
    233 - Citizen Spotlight: The Vampire of Lombardi Street

    Luca Albescu lives at 831 Lombardi Street, in a dilapidated Victorian mansion at the top of the hill. Weather: “Exit Stage Left“ by Bears with Eagle Arms Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read...

  • 2023 / 8 / 15
    232 - A Car Crash on Buellton Avenue

    There was a car crash on Buellton Avenue, listeners. A bad one. Weather: “One Man's Trash“ by 7th Street Big Band Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live...

  • 2023 / 8 / 1
    231 - The Terminal

    Exciting new developments at the Randy Newman Memorial Night Vale Airport Weather: “Sudden Fall“ by Aleah Hyer Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show....

  • 2023 / 7 / 15
    Excerpt: The Haunting of Night Vale (Live)

    Cecil asks Sheriff Sam about ghosts. Get the complete recording of The Haunting of Night Vale https://nightvale.bandcamp.com New Touring Live Show starts in September...

  • 2023 / 7 / 5
    UNLOCKED Patreon bonus episode: Holiday

    Cecil and Carlos take a special trip together…and a certain someone joins them. We have five years of bonus episodes available now only on our patreon. Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show!...

  • 2023 / 6 / 15
    230 - Carlos, Explained

    The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain local scientist. Weather: “Engines“ by Dead Billionaires Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale...

  • 2023 / 6 / 1
    229 - The Accused

    Science is illegal now. Good luck. Weather: “Norman Vember“ by Triston James Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our newest podcast, UNLICENSED, available now! Patreon is...

  • 2023 / 5 / 15
    228 - Diplomacy

    Councilmember Flynn tries a new approach. Weather: “Rearview“ by Not Jupiter Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our newest podcast, UNLICENSED, available now! Patreon is...

  • 2023 / 5 / 1
    227 - A Word with Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones would like a word… in private. Weather: “When a Heart Breaks Slowly“ by Natasha Remi The Voice of Dr. Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode...

  • 2023 / 4 / 15
    226 - Creditors

    Payments are long overdue. Weather: “Crawling Home When the Morning Comes“ by Sweet and Lonely Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED, available...

  • 2023 / 4 / 1
    225 - Renegotiations

    It's contract renegotiation time at the station. Weather: “Peculiar Little Town“ by Echoes of Aphelion Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED,...

  • 2023 / 3 / 15
    224 - Liminal Spaces

    Relax and unwind with a liminal spaces compilation. Weather: “Through the Clouds“ by Checkpoints! Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED, available...

  • 2023 / 3 / 1
    223 - Big Rico's Pizza Band

    Big Rico's Pizza has a new animatronic animal band. Weather: “On a Journey“ by Theresa Ambat This episode was written by Brie Williams The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin The voice of Big Rico is...

  • 2023 / 2 / 15
    222 - Makarov the Magical

    Date night… with more scientists than necessary. Weather: “Be Careful What You Wish For“ by Human Barbie Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED,...

  • 2023 / 2 / 1
    221 - The Glow Cloud, Explained

    The University of What It Is takes a special interest in a certain glowing cloud. Weather: “Blackeyeblue“ by Shotgun Marmalade The voice of Dr. Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney. Original episode art by...

  • 2022 / 12 / 15
    220 - A Radio Jupiter Holiday Special

    Lonely missives from beyond the beyond. Weather: “The Witch” by Indra Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED, available now! 2023 US TOUR DATES for...