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Tell Em Steve-Dave
Description

Two Comic Book Men and an Impractical Joker. Uncensored.

Episodes
  • 2026 / 4 / 6
    #672 Now, You’re Fabio

    Q-West, sexy advice, NJ hall of fame, Teddy’s lottery ticket, cat problems, VC Box vs Plex, TESD awards. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 3 / 30
    #671: Q-pae

    Q farms figs, Jimmy’s bachelor party, Bry and q play ‘Q-less’, fast food, communicating by flare, Walt calls Q on claims he can bring in a ‘high-caliber’ guest. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 3 / 23
    #670: Tinker Bell

    Q turns 50, Bry has a sexy weekend, Trash can update, parade float death, Bob Barker controversy. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 3 / 15
    #669: No Show Git ‘Em

    Walt explains his mysterious nature, Bry rants, Tax mascots, Airport Plaza robbery, Prank gone wrong, Git ‘em is a narc.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 3 / 9
    #668: Shoez n Tamponz

    Q’s roast report, Girl Scout cement heads, Bry eschews tv for reading, Walt goes skating, joining the ‘mile long’ club, Git ‘Em reveals childhood secrets.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 3 / 2
    #667: Evil Plus One

    Bry attends a ‘comedy’ show, couples vacations, Q roasts NJ, Plex pleas, Robin Williams, underwear duty. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

  • 2026 / 2 / 23
    #666: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here

    In the most devilish of episodes the Baron dispenses facts, the holy bible vs the satanic bible, satanic statements, benefits of being catholic, 3 potentially possessed men tell personal tales of demonic...

  • 2026 / 2 / 9
    #665: Pu$$y Cod

    Jimmy the Hair Guy joins to talk all things post office including same-sex hyjinx, fistfights, and stool samples. Jimmy and Walt traded some post office war stories. Walt brings in questions for newlyweds....

  • 2026 / 2 / 2
    #664: Hermaphroditic Butterfly

    Q’s on top of the world, Sage is turning 20, Walt & Git ‘Em have a misunderstanding, Ming loses his tech skills, JTHG is pussified, new game: Con stories or Convention stories....

  • 2026 / 1 / 26
    #663: Chinese Food, Chinese Problems

    Yarn lady update, Q & Bry go to FL, Q’s a pigeon, Helen Keller:fraud?, Johnny Law calls to weigh-in on the legality of Walt’s prized possession and play ‘Git ‘Ems Gift of Gab’....

  • 2026 / 1 / 12
    #662: All Apologies

    In this explosive first installment of TESD in 2026, Git ‘em comes back from the brink of death and involuntary urination. Ming joins the boys to explain his apology to Mike. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t go well!

  • 2025 / 12 / 15
    #661: Incensed!

    Git 'Em update, airport plaza scandal, Bry seeks marital advice, AI murder, Rub brings a game

  • 2025 / 12 / 8
    #660: Q Does It Again!

    Thanksgiving, Git Em hospitalized, are Bry & Q callous, Woke Portland, fat news, more micro-peens.

  • 2025 / 11 / 23
    #659: Walt the Pugilist

    Xmas news, Bry proposes an IJ prank, sports scandals, Q’s turning 50.

  • 2025 / 11 / 17
    #658: Small D Energy

    SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!

  • 2025 / 11 / 10
    #657: To Live And Die By TESD

    Bry and Q travel, staff infirmities, dog cloning, public proposals, Karen lawsuit, Columbo, offensive Halloween.

  • 2025 / 10 / 27
    #656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular!

    The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!

  • 2025 / 10 / 13
    #655: Grisly Man

    Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or Stinker

  • 2025 / 10 / 5
    #654: Mother Slug

    Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.

  • 2025 / 9 / 29
    #653: Vinegar Boy

    Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.

  • 2025 / 9 / 22
    #652: CUD

    Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.

  • 2025 / 9 / 15
    #651: The Geriatric Podcast

    Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.

  • 2025 / 9 / 8
    #650: Vote Teddy

    Going over the falls in a barrel, Oasis, Coldplay, ticket prices, Socks defies death, Jaws 50th, Korn guy, Bry is burned by Sonic…again! Teddy's entry form: https://www.jerseystopdogs.com/?entry=2764

  • 2025 / 8 / 25
    #649: Fart Guy

    Bry celebrates his 5th anniversary, Walt runs afoul of Asian youths, Vikings cheerleaders, Kennedy Center Honors.

  • 2025 / 8 / 11
    #648: Moral Kombat

    MORE green dildos, is Walt a femme, Stern show is ending, Gary Coleman, the boys play a game with a special guest.

  • 2025 / 8 / 3
    #647: Catman

    The county fair, Sydney Sweeney uproar, fantastic 4, Naked Gun, shrinkage, Will Smith, the ‘Friends’ of TESDTown.

  • 2025 / 7 / 27
    #646: Firm Marble T*ts

    Celeb deaths, Walt’s near-death experience, hot Gwyneth news, Carnival cruises, kiss cam part II.

  • 2025 / 7 / 20
    #645: Supa’ man

    Ventriloquists, Tim’s wake, a CEO gets busted, Oasis vs Coldplay. http://www.ridge.com/tesd

  • 2025 / 7 / 14
    #644: Funeral for a Friend

    Bry, Walt & Q say goodbye to Tim the record store clerk.

  • 2025 / 7 / 7
    #643: Daddy Tom

    Q’s new outlook, TESD stories retold, Superman’s importance to India, getting old and fat, Flanny’s Choice.

  • 2025 / 6 / 30
    #642: Summer Camp

    A great adventure is had in the deep, dark, woods.

  • 2025 / 6 / 15
    #641: Truck Steak

    Bry’s domestic issues, Q questionable movie choices, Iran’s nukes, Q ‘meets’ the Fonz, India air disaster.

  • 2025 / 6 / 8
    #640: Asshat to Asset

    Q falls in love, Walt and Frank covet Q’s fancy tub, Walt rocks out with the elderly, sports controversy.

  • 2025 / 6 / 1
    #639: The Hail Mary of Hail Marys

    The curator compiles his favorite clips of the TESD Pateron

  • 2025 / 5 / 26
    #638: Caws and Baws

    Walt receives a threat of a punch to the mouth, Git em is accused of sordid acts, Q busts out his fish nets and loses his possessions in real time, is Lindsay REALLY a hero?

  • 2025 / 5 / 18
    #637: Heart of Dixon

    Bry goes to Vegas, concerts, a 13%er makes a grand gesture, ye’s new song, Walt makes a big announcement.

  • 2025 / 5 / 12
    #636: Horseplay

    Q goes to the Kentucky derby, Bry goes to Vegas (maybe), reacher, Ming’s standup is evaluated, git em is back in trouble.

  • 2025 / 5 / 5
    #635: Step Counts

    Horses, suicide of the week, stadium fall, Ming’s new biz, 100 men vs gorilla craze, Bill Belichick and his gal pal.

  • 2025 / 4 / 27
    #634: The Wafer Hour

    Bry, Walt, and Q help a young man navigate the treacherous waters of the mid-life crisis.

  • 2025 / 4 / 20
    #633: The Gay Corpse

    Q vehemently defends 80s Heart vs 70s Heart, revolving restaurants, gals in space, microphallus, Tartarian Bells.

  • 2025 / 4 / 14
    #632: Sherman the Scumbag

    Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.

  • 2025 / 3 / 24
    #631: TESD Presents Mukbang

    Feeders/gainers, Broadway, Sage’s prom, AI, Impractical Jokers, midlife crisis, office temperature reason revealed!

  • 2025 / 3 / 16
    #630: Red Wings

    Q loses his party animal image, King Charles’ playlist, Walt the roadie, tv show romance, piggy art, musings on mortality.

  • 2025 / 3 / 9
    #629: Comin’ in Hot!

    A day in the life, Walt’s backyard, broken heart syndrome, twerking flight attendant. Go to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TESDSHOW

  • 2025 / 3 / 3
    #628: Keep it Unreal

    TESD finds themselves in hot water, Bry dreams of a life unlived, broadway, Walt suffers an ‘L’ at the pizza place.

  • 2025 / 2 / 24
    #627: Just Deal

    Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.

  • 2025 / 2 / 16
    #626: Can’t Lyft This

    Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.

  • 2025 / 2 / 9
    #625: Gopher It

    Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.

  • 2025 / 2 / 2
    #624: The Accused

    Would Troy investigate Bry’s murder, Pam’s book is published, MORE Blue October concerts, someone goes after Walt, Lieutenant D helps the boys review Git ‘em’s work performance.

  • 2025 / 1 / 26
    #623: The Power of Three

    Bry, Walt & Q delve into the world of the paranormal with T.O.M.  The hilarity of farting is examined.