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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
Episodes
- 2025 / 7 / 7MBMBaM 770: Hy-paw-thesisWe’ve gotten chosen to participate in some extreme versions of children’s playground games. But not the stuff you’re used to, like licking wafers. We’re talking games like zoo jogging, wing sauce mixology,...
- 2025 / 6 / 30MBMBaM 769: The Good Time McElroy Hang TimeSet your calendar back three to five minutes for a show about giving advice . . . to ourselves? We're learning how to eat lollipops non-seductively, order pizza for adults, and how to do a stealth Stamps...
- 2025 / 6 / 23MBMBaM 768: Face 2 Face: No Toes as a General RuleWe crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually...
- 2025 / 6 / 16MBMBaM 767: Look at Me, An Outdoor KidA sign has come from above in the form of mysterious lawn scooters, so we got the ZOOMIES! We’re running around to Ghostbust some bugs, spin some spin-offs, and lift some dads, all fueled by taco chicken...
- 2025 / 6 / 9MBMBaM 766: A Different Breed of PervertWe’re all very excited to play with our Magic Baby Mario Egg machines. But first we gotta answer some questions about karate peer pressure, bird perverts, and why Justin has Green Day stuck on his...
- 2025 / 6 / 2MBMBaM 765: Face 2 Face: Ethics of Pissin' in Da CarNo, it's not a surreal dream, it's MBMBaM live in Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're taking questions about lawn mowers, arguments about states, blood pacts to Lucifer, rhyming schemes about animals, and the first...
- 2025 / 5 / 26MBMBaM 764: Sneak a Pi in that MoboYou’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually...
- 2025 / 5 / 19MBMBaM 763: The Revenge PopeIt's everyone's favorite badass podcast featuring Arkansas Spike, Potato Dog, and The Wizard of Bikes. We've got all the cool news about Walton Goggins, advice about which Ghostbuster to marry, and a warning...
- 2025 / 5 / 12MBMBaM 762: Mozzarella Stickz, Never EatenWe’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stolen salsa or getting stepped on by Joseph Gordon Levitt...
- 2025 / 5 / 5MBMBaM 761: My Other Dad is a HelicopterGrab your hat, we're off to the races for a six-day-long horse-stravaganza! This time, we give even BETTER advice on sneaky juggling, goose attacks, and masonic unicorn shakes that are definitely going to...
- 2025 / 4 / 28MBMBaM 760: ImMaxulate ConceptionHappy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and our continuing profound obsession with George...
- 2025 / 4 / 21MBMBaM 759: Face 2 Face: Mommy’s Special Sweets For Good Business BoysLive from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Come hear about stealing trash without being judged, overly...
- 2025 / 4 / 14MBMBaM 758: OstrichhoodWe’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers...
- 2025 / 4 / 7MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose HornyWe’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking...
- 2025 / 3 / 31MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard MountainEven though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like...
- 2025 / 3 / 24MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny BeachWe're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people...
- 2025 / 3 / 17MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff HufferbuffCome spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either.Suggested...
- 2025 / 3 / 10MBMBaM 753: The Dicktine ChapelGriffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rule of threes, join a class action lawsuit, and try to...
- 2025 / 3 / 3MBMBaM 752: A Complex Story About BeansWe’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner Circle? The hit play right now, because this is when we...
- 2025 / 2 / 24MBMBaM 751: Face 2 Face: Tragic Mike TourVroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole out wisdom about Hulk Hogan, sexy farmers, the least nutty...
- 2025 / 2 / 17MBMBaM 750: A Thrupence and NineWe may not be the best at spelling, except for Griffin who once won a McFlurry with his spelling skills. But you know what we are good at? Funny sex numbers! New ways of grinding! And making up new jingles...
- 2025 / 2 / 10MBMBaM 749: Christmas for ConsumersBy the time you hear this, everyone will already know what all the cool new commercials at the Big Game were, but we have to make our own predictions. Was Indiana Jones in one? How about one about welding...
- 2025 / 2 / 3MBMBaM 748: Gooped and Gagged, DadGriffin is gonna be so embarrassed that he isn’t as rock-hard for the alien flying man as the rest of us. He’s hype as hell about Fourth Grade Fight Club and the special carpet dust, but he can’t muster...
- 2025 / 1 / 27MBMBaM 747: How You 'Dune, a Friends-Fremen PodcastThis is your pilot speaking, if you look out the left side of the podcast, you will find a needy virtual pet. If you look out the right side, there are hundreds upon hundreds of worms in top hats crawling up...
- 2025 / 1 / 20MBMBaM 746: Long Gone Daddy with Fists of SteelStrong Morning, listeners! We’re speeding along with Sonic’s dad to give you the best advice about haircuts, signature pizza, and personal investigations. All of this to distract from the fact we have to come...
- 2025 / 1 / 13MBMBaM 745: 2 Year 2 NamingWe think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we’re continuing the year naming discussion. There's so many rhyme schemes we didn't even...
- 2025 / 1 / 6MBMBaM 744: The Naming of 2025It’s the longest episode ever (so far) and we’re determined to play with the format, and push the year naming further than ever before. Get ready to learn how to live your life for the next 365 days!Suggested...
- 2024 / 12 / 23MBMBaM 743: Combination Taco Bell and Travis HouseFor a festive Candlenights, we’re bringing you our traditional no-cussing episode. We’ve got new McElroy sword lore, uncomfortable Elf on the Shelf mythology, and discussions of torture in beloved children's...
- 2024 / 12 / 16MBMBaM 742: Vesecticon SevenWe’re going CYBER and getting all new augs and mods to make this show even better! Sunglasses that come out of our cheeks! An extra-wet mouth to maximize your peanut butter pretzel consumption! Rizz implants...
- 2024 / 12 / 9MBMBaM 741: Face 2 Face: 50-Way Pasta for Big KissesWelcome to the last live show of the Twenty Fungalore tour at the beautiful and delicious Pabst Theater. Join us as we lay the year to rest with an anthropomorphic Munch Squad, some wholesome haunted dolls,...
- 2024 / 12 / 2MBMBaM 740: Ten Percent Kissy FaceHold onto your Shakespeare books, we’re about the turn the whole gym industry on its head by telling people that there’s heavy stuff everywhere! We’re also disrupting the wine industry with unconventional...
- 2024 / 11 / 25MBMBaM 739: Face 2 Face: Munch Squad Works For Me NowWe got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors of ambiguously abandoned bookshelves and designer...
- 2024 / 11 / 18MBMBaM 738: My Unfinished Business is Mr. Holland's OpusWe're getting all Newton this week with how much wisdom we're dropping. We'll tell you what to do with the incredible amount of Wicked merch, how to make friends as an adult, and we debut our new fitness app...
- 2024 / 11 / 11MBMBaM 737: Face 2 Face: Amble Down to Dumpster PartyThis week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so please tell him what good boys we are. Please also invite...
- 2024 / 11 / 4MBMBaM 736: School You're Allowed to Drink AtIt's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of date seasonal content, and some of the best advice you...
- 2024 / 10 / 28MBMBaM 735: Face 2 Face: Take Me to Monster World, Pregnant SullyEarly signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse of Riddle Me Piss was lifted from Travis, and a CPAP...
- 2024 / 10 / 21MBMBaM 734: Twelve Volumes of IchorWe got him, folks! We Gaga-got him! The clown is down! There's already an alarming amount of turkey vultures circling around, so you'll never see him again! Now we can make room for giant tubs of ranch...
- 2024 / 10 / 14MBMBaM 733: Congratulations on Your Powerful TrunkThis one is for the real nerds out there, and we mean MUSCLE NERDS! Show off those gams! Lift those Chipotle burritos and get swole! Make your eyes so strong you can see John Cena! Suggested talking points:...
- 2024 / 10 / 7MBMBaM 732: Museum of Grandma PromisesLook, everyone is thinking it but we're finally gonna be the ones say it: saran wrap sucks. In this episode we bravely take on this and other topics, such as pulling a reverse Indiana Jones, supporting the...
- 2024 / 9 / 30MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face HolesLive from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid...
- 2024 / 9 / 23MBMBaM 730: Reverse Liar LiarIf you've ever wondered what compliment to give your favorite piece of art (or podcast) we have some suggestions for you in this episode. Although the best praise of all would be eating part of the podcast so...
- 2024 / 9 / 16MBMBaM 729: Put a Slim Jim in My Coin HoleAre you ready to take a deep dive into the Dunkin-verse? We sure aren’t! We’re too busy buying honey directly from bees, collecting other people’s crunchy leaves, and holding our breath while someone else...
- 2024 / 9 / 9MBMBaM 728: Hold-You-Down Christian Rock 'n' Roll DaddyAs ground-level investors in a certain streaming platform, we think we should have some say in their hot dog based content. It’s a topic we’re well-versed in, along with comedy routines based around donuts...
- 2024 / 9 / 2MBMBaM 727: A Great Day for BrotherhoodWelcome to our adult blanket sleeper-themed slumber party! The Gallagher brothers are here, but who knows how long that’ll last. You can grab a soup fork next to the Capri-Sun sous vide, and don’t forget to...
- 2024 / 8 / 26MBMBaM 726: Hot Dog Think AppointmentThank you for listening to this podcast in the way that it was meant to be consumed. We put so much effort into making these dogs look picture-perfect, gluing puzzles together, and figuring out Count Donut’s...
- 2024 / 8 / 19MBMBaM 725: Fevers Named After ColorsHow are we going to get Fortnite Senpai to notice us so we can have a themed energy drink or whatever? We could try drinking water from a huge bottle while staring directly into their eyes. Or maybe making...
- 2024 / 8 / 12MBMBaM 724: This Mouth Sound is Gonna Change Your LifeWe know we’ve missed the appropriate window for Sports Chat, but know that if we did it would’ve been funny and tasteful. Kind of like this duckie cup we took from some old guy. Now we’re ready to confront...
- 2024 / 8 / 5MBMBaM 723: Face 2 Face: Cuck Cuck GooseLive from Detroit it’s our Best Show Ever™! We have emerged bringing with us a live Munch Squad of the world’s coldest wet sandwich, tips on how to sell your Pokemon cards to your doctor, and a completely...
- 2024 / 7 / 29MBMBaM 722: Are You Public Speaking?It’s us, your podcast heroes, lurking just around the corner from your cool bumper stickers, ready to make your day by doing our little tricks! We can come up with great Rizz Lines! We can discover the...
- 2024 / 7 / 22MBMBaM 721: Face 2 Face: Cotton Candy CennethLive from The Factory in St. Louis comes the breaking news that TravNation has annexed the Arch and turned it into a Stargate! Join us as we learn about nasty cotton candy, boats for non-boat people, and some...