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My Brother, My Brother And Me
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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

Episodes
  • 2025 / 7 / 7
    MBMBaM 770: Hy-paw-thesis

    We’ve gotten chosen to participate in some extreme versions of children’s playground games. But not the stuff you’re used to, like licking wafers. We’re talking games like zoo jogging, wing sauce mixology,...

  • 2025 / 6 / 30
    MBMBaM 769: The Good Time McElroy Hang Time

    Set your calendar back three to five minutes for a show about giving advice . . . to ourselves? We're learning how to eat lollipops non-seductively, order pizza for adults, and how to do a stealth Stamps...

  • 2025 / 6 / 23
    MBMBaM 768: Face 2 Face: No Toes as a General Rule

    We crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually...

  • 2025 / 6 / 16
    MBMBaM 767: Look at Me, An Outdoor Kid

    A sign has come from above in the form of mysterious lawn scooters, so we got the ZOOMIES! We’re running around to Ghostbust some bugs, spin some spin-offs, and lift some dads, all fueled by taco chicken...

  • 2025 / 6 / 9
    MBMBaM 766: A Different Breed of Pervert

    We’re all very excited to play with our Magic Baby Mario Egg machines. But first we gotta answer some questions about karate peer pressure, bird perverts, and why Justin has Green Day stuck on his...

  • 2025 / 6 / 2
    MBMBaM 765: Face 2 Face: Ethics of Pissin' in Da Car

    No, it's not a surreal dream, it's MBMBaM live in Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're taking questions about lawn mowers, arguments about states, blood pacts to Lucifer, rhyming schemes about animals, and the first...

  • 2025 / 5 / 26
    MBMBaM 764: Sneak a Pi in that Mobo

    You’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually...

  • 2025 / 5 / 19
    MBMBaM 763: The Revenge Pope

    It's everyone's favorite badass podcast featuring Arkansas Spike, Potato Dog, and The Wizard of Bikes. We've got all the cool news about Walton Goggins, advice about which Ghostbuster to marry, and a warning...

  • 2025 / 5 / 12
    MBMBaM 762: Mozzarella Stickz, Never Eaten

    We’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stolen salsa or getting stepped on by Joseph Gordon Levitt...

  • 2025 / 5 / 5
    MBMBaM 761: My Other Dad is a Helicopter

    Grab your hat, we're off to the races for a six-day-long horse-stravaganza! This time, we give even BETTER advice on sneaky juggling, goose attacks, and masonic unicorn shakes that are definitely going to...

  • 2025 / 4 / 28
    MBMBaM 760: ImMaxulate Conception

    Happy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and our continuing profound obsession with George...

  • 2025 / 4 / 21
    MBMBaM 759: Face 2 Face: Mommy’s Special Sweets For Good Business Boys

    Live from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Come hear about stealing trash without being judged, overly...

  • 2025 / 4 / 14
    MBMBaM 758: Ostrichhood

    We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers...

  • 2025 / 4 / 7
    MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose Horny

    We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking...

  • 2025 / 3 / 31
    MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard Mountain

    Even though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like...

  • 2025 / 3 / 24
    MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny Beach

    We're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people...

  • 2025 / 3 / 17
    MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff Hufferbuff

    Come spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either.Suggested...

  • 2025 / 3 / 10
    MBMBaM 753: The Dicktine Chapel

    Griffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rule of threes, join a class action lawsuit, and try to...

  • 2025 / 3 / 3
    MBMBaM 752: A Complex Story About Beans

    We’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner Circle? The hit play right now, because this is when we...

  • 2025 / 2 / 24
    MBMBaM 751: Face 2 Face: Tragic Mike Tour

    Vroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole out wisdom about Hulk Hogan, sexy farmers, the least nutty...

  • 2025 / 2 / 17
    MBMBaM 750: A Thrupence and Nine

    We may not be the best at spelling, except for Griffin who once won a McFlurry with his spelling skills. But you know what we are good at? Funny sex numbers! New ways of grinding! And making up new jingles...

  • 2025 / 2 / 10
    MBMBaM 749: Christmas for Consumers

    By the time you hear this, everyone will already know what all the cool new commercials at the Big Game were, but we have to make our own predictions. Was Indiana Jones in one? How about one about welding...

  • 2025 / 2 / 3
    MBMBaM 748: Gooped and Gagged, Dad

    Griffin is gonna be so embarrassed that he isn’t as rock-hard for the alien flying man as the rest of us. He’s hype as hell about Fourth Grade Fight Club and the special carpet dust, but he can’t muster...

  • 2025 / 1 / 27
    MBMBaM 747: How You 'Dune, a Friends-Fremen Podcast

    This is your pilot speaking, if you look out the left side of the podcast, you will find a needy virtual pet. If you look out the right side, there are hundreds upon hundreds of worms in top hats crawling up...

  • 2025 / 1 / 20
    MBMBaM 746: Long Gone Daddy with Fists of Steel

    Strong Morning, listeners! We’re speeding along with Sonic’s dad to give you the best advice about haircuts, signature pizza, and personal investigations. All of this to distract from the fact we have to come...

  • 2025 / 1 / 13
    MBMBaM 745: 2 Year 2 Naming

    We think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we’re continuing the year naming discussion. There's so many rhyme schemes we didn't even...

  • 2025 / 1 / 6
    MBMBaM 744: The Naming of 2025

    It’s the longest episode ever (so far) and we’re determined to play with the format, and push the year naming further than ever before. Get ready to learn how to live your life for the next 365 days!Suggested...

  • 2024 / 12 / 23
    MBMBaM 743: Combination Taco Bell and Travis House

    For a festive Candlenights, we’re bringing you our traditional no-cussing episode. We’ve got new McElroy sword lore, uncomfortable Elf on the Shelf mythology, and discussions of torture in beloved children's...

  • 2024 / 12 / 16
    MBMBaM 742: Vesecticon Seven

    We’re going CYBER and getting all new augs and mods to make this show even better! Sunglasses that come out of our cheeks! An extra-wet mouth to maximize your peanut butter pretzel consumption! Rizz implants...

  • 2024 / 12 / 9
    MBMBaM 741: Face 2 Face: 50-Way Pasta for Big Kisses

    Welcome to the last live show of the Twenty Fungalore tour at the beautiful and delicious Pabst Theater. Join us as we lay the year to rest with an anthropomorphic Munch Squad, some wholesome haunted dolls,...

  • 2024 / 12 / 2
    MBMBaM 740: Ten Percent Kissy Face

    Hold onto your Shakespeare books, we’re about the turn the whole gym industry on its head by telling people that there’s heavy stuff everywhere! We’re also disrupting the wine industry with unconventional...

  • 2024 / 11 / 25
    MBMBaM 739: Face 2 Face: Munch Squad Works For Me Now

    We got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors of ambiguously abandoned bookshelves and designer...

  • 2024 / 11 / 18
    MBMBaM 738: My Unfinished Business is Mr. Holland's Opus

    We're getting all Newton this week with how much wisdom we're dropping. We'll tell you what to do with the incredible amount of Wicked merch, how to make friends as an adult, and we debut our new fitness app...

  • 2024 / 11 / 11
    MBMBaM 737: Face 2 Face: Amble Down to Dumpster Party

    This week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so please tell him what good boys we are. Please also invite...

  • 2024 / 11 / 4
    MBMBaM 736: School You're Allowed to Drink At

    It's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of date seasonal content, and some of the best advice you...

  • 2024 / 10 / 28
    MBMBaM 735: Face 2 Face: Take Me to Monster World, Pregnant Sully

    Early signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse of Riddle Me Piss was lifted from Travis, and a CPAP...

  • 2024 / 10 / 21
    MBMBaM 734: Twelve Volumes of Ichor

    We got him, folks! We Gaga-got him! The clown is down! There's already an alarming amount of turkey vultures circling around, so you'll never see him again! Now we can make room for giant tubs of ranch...

  • 2024 / 10 / 14
    MBMBaM 733: Congratulations on Your Powerful Trunk

    This one is for the real nerds out there, and we mean MUSCLE NERDS! Show off those gams! Lift those Chipotle burritos and get swole! Make your eyes so strong you can see John Cena! Suggested talking points:...

  • 2024 / 10 / 7
    MBMBaM 732: Museum of Grandma Promises

    Look, everyone is thinking it but we're finally gonna be the ones say it: saran wrap sucks. In this episode we bravely take on this and other topics, such as pulling a reverse Indiana Jones, supporting the...

  • 2024 / 9 / 30
    MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes

    Live from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid...

  • 2024 / 9 / 23
    MBMBaM 730: Reverse Liar Liar

    If you've ever wondered what compliment to give your favorite piece of art (or podcast) we have some suggestions for you in this episode. Although the best praise of all would be eating part of the podcast so...

  • 2024 / 9 / 16
    MBMBaM 729: Put a Slim Jim in My Coin Hole

    Are you ready to take a deep dive into the Dunkin-verse? We sure aren’t! We’re too busy buying honey directly from bees, collecting other people’s crunchy leaves, and holding our breath while someone else...

  • 2024 / 9 / 9
    MBMBaM 728: Hold-You-Down Christian Rock 'n' Roll Daddy

    As ground-level investors in a certain streaming platform, we think we should have some say in their hot dog based content. It’s a topic we’re well-versed in, along with comedy routines based around donuts...

  • 2024 / 9 / 2
    MBMBaM 727: A Great Day for Brotherhood

    Welcome to our adult blanket sleeper-themed slumber party! The Gallagher brothers are here, but who knows how long that’ll last. You can grab a soup fork next to the Capri-Sun sous vide, and don’t forget to...

  • 2024 / 8 / 26
    MBMBaM 726: Hot Dog Think Appointment

    Thank you for listening to this podcast in the way that it was meant to be consumed. We put so much effort into making these dogs look picture-perfect, gluing puzzles together, and figuring out Count Donut’s...

  • 2024 / 8 / 19
    MBMBaM 725: Fevers Named After Colors

    How are we going to get Fortnite Senpai to notice us so we can have a themed energy drink or whatever? We could try drinking water from a huge bottle while staring directly into their eyes. Or maybe making...

  • 2024 / 8 / 12
    MBMBaM 724: This Mouth Sound is Gonna Change Your Life

    We know we’ve missed the appropriate window for Sports Chat, but know that if we did it would’ve been funny and tasteful. Kind of like this duckie cup we took from some old guy. Now we’re ready to confront...

  • 2024 / 8 / 5
    MBMBaM 723: Face 2 Face: Cuck Cuck Goose

    Live from Detroit it’s our Best Show Ever™! We have emerged bringing with us a live Munch Squad of the world’s coldest wet sandwich, tips on how to sell your Pokemon cards to your doctor, and a completely...

  • 2024 / 7 / 29
    MBMBaM 722: Are You Public Speaking?

    It’s us, your podcast heroes, lurking just around the corner from your cool bumper stickers, ready to make your day by doing our little tricks! We can come up with great Rizz Lines! We can discover the...

  • 2024 / 7 / 22
    MBMBaM 721: Face 2 Face: Cotton Candy Cenneth

    Live from The Factory in St. Louis comes the breaking news that TravNation has annexed the Arch and turned it into a Stargate! Join us as we learn about nasty cotton candy, boats for non-boat people, and some...

  • 2024 / 7 / 15
    MBMBaM 720: Mariana Trench Warfare

    Let us re-introduce ourselves and tell you a story about an episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. In that episode, we give some extremely funny and helpful advice about graduating Pokemon, Ron Funches...

  • 2024 / 7 / 8
    MBMBaM 719: Neon Grimacis Evangelion

    Yes, Host! We're busy serving up some sizzling hot plates of wisdom about mystery tin cans, the most special sauce, and big big water bottles. We're gonna earn that podcast Michelin Star! Or maybe Firestone...

  • 2024 / 7 / 1
    MBMBaM 718: Shaq-cuse!

    Our comedy glands are fired up and ready to juice! We're positively gooshing with bits about very personal underpants, mysterious Dunkin tie-ins, and Shaqsketball. Suggested talking points: Get Me Pictures of...

  • 2024 / 6 / 24
    MBMBaM 717: Face 2 Face: Spectral Gentleman Caller James Griffin

    Tacoma is more haunted than you think, especially live from the thoroughly haunted Pantages Theater. But that didn’t stop us from discussion of important donut etiquette, ghostly gentleman callers, and...

  • 2024 / 6 / 17
    MBMBaM 716: Fresh Cold Not Dogs

    You probably thought we'd do an entire episode about a Human Hotdog Vortex and the state of hot dog eating contests. But rest assured, we managed to move on with enough time to sling advice about excelling at...

  • 2024 / 6 / 10
    MBMBaM 715: What if it IS Piss Man?

    It really is just a coincidence that there's so much foot content in this episode. There's other stuff, too, like scary light-night food haunts, mysterious nicknames, and hot legs. But there's also...

  • 2024 / 6 / 3
    MBMBaM 714: Snoopy’s Boy Chuck

    Kool, or not? Yes! We’re getting ready to graduate and say hello to summer, and that means its time for blockbuster films that no one has seen, animals in unexpected places, and popcorn pizza....

  • 2024 / 5 / 27
    MBMBaM 713: Speed Force Bear

    We’ve got some tall tales and groundbreaking new games this week, so grab a Toaster Strudel from your freezer full of Toaster Strudel, sling your skateboard over your shoulder, and embrace your inner Beta,...

  • 2024 / 5 / 20
    MBMBaM 712: Face 2 Face: Pay the Mustard Forward

    We’re bringing US Wet to the beautiful Vogue Theater of Vancouver, BC. It turns out we share a lot with our neighbors to the north, like a love of Shrek impressions, knowing the best places for kissing, and...

  • 2024 / 5 / 13
    MBMBaM 711: Notice Me, Jerry Senpai

    Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping...

  • 2024 / 5 / 6
    MBMBaM 710: Colin from Secret Garden Energy

    Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal...

  • 2024 / 4 / 29
    MBMBaM 709: Face 2 Face: Personal Hot Dog Thermos

    We've annexed the town of Chicago, our real dad, into TravNation! And we're answering all of the Wind Chime City's most pressing questions about fencing champions, Zamboni safety, and what Toad sounds...

  • 2024 / 4 / 22
    MBMBaM 708: Make those Bills Rainable

    It’s that time of year again! April the Twentieth has become so mainstream that the stores are crowded because of all the crime sales so instead lets talk about some other important things, like how to be...

  • 2024 / 4 / 15
    MBMBaM 707: Beef Me Down to Beefy Town

    So glad you could make this hot tub meeting! It's so important to our boss, Abraham LinkedIn, to sit in a tub to discuss the Eclipse AU, how we can get people to eat more Arbys, and the poetry of Pitbull...

  • 2024 / 4 / 8
    MBMBaM 706: Climax, Denouement, Spider-Man Test

    No one needs to spend eleven years digging for treasure when there's a trove of great content right here! We've got films with plot points that revolve around CPR, the best fishing lures you've ever seen, and...

  • 2024 / 4 / 1
    MBMBaM 705: Crispy Cuppy Puppies

    Just in time for April, we've got a bevy of questions and bits that can't possibly be anything but pranks: Hangers that are so sticky they're like jelly sandwiches, songs that have no metaphors, and a very...

  • 2024 / 3 / 25
    MBMBaM 704: Cheques Mix

    Thank you for coming to this important spy meeting, we have an assignment for you. Honestly, we didn't expect this many of you to show up, we only have brand deals for two of you. The rest of you can debate...

  • 2024 / 3 / 22
    MaxFunDrive 2024: BoCo Highlights!

    Happy MaxFunDrive everyone! We've been on the network approximately forever, and because of that our back catalog of bonus content can be pretty overwhelming. To help you out, here's some clips from three of...

  • 2024 / 3 / 18
    MBMBaM 703: GDP: Good Darn Podcasts

    Curl up at the foot of our rocking chair, the big brothers have got some Good Darn advice about making friends, getting free donuts, and collecting all the jewels. The one caveat is that we can only tell you...

  • 2024 / 3 / 11
    MBMBaM 702: Accountability For Crazy Puffs

    In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of...

  • 2024 / 3 / 4
    MBMBaM 701: Party Panda

    Welcome to a world of puur imagninatinon, with all sorts of teets! Experience the magic with cool ice-skating tricks, a transcendent song about sandwiches, and of course, Chizza. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2024 / 2 / 26
    MBMBaM 700: Good Choices Today, Business Man

    We've all got that dog in us today, so we're saying 'Ello 'Ello to some good advice about real British television shows, office lunch espionage, and faking your way through football. No real football learning...

  • 2024 / 2 / 19
    MBMBaM 699: The Platonic Dad

    Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and...

  • 2024 / 2 / 12
    MBMBaM 698: Don't Piss on a Shark

    This might be the closest we’ve come to an actual argument, but we worked it out all for the sake of giving you our best advice. Of course, at least one brother is very wrong about peeing in the ocean, the...

  • 2024 / 2 / 5
    MBMBaM 697: Vamples

    Can you believe the Oscar mnomnations came out recently-ish? Congrats to the narminees: Jeff Dunham's puppets, the house across the street, Charles Entertainment Cheese, and the Cream Gentleman. Good luck to...

  • 2024 / 1 / 29
    MBMBaM 696: Robo Wants an Oreo

    We're getting our pitch together for billionaire Cube Markan and his friend Bald Randy. We have so many good business ideas we don't even know where to start: Ask me A Brother, Robert Cop, shopping mall...

  • 2024 / 1 / 22
    MBMBaM 695: Snuffling for Gubbins

    GET FIRED UP this Friday . . . Monday . . . because we're going treasure-hunting! You never know where you might find an antique violin, or an AI Companion, or maybe even wings with bones. Suggested talking...

  • 2024 / 1 / 15
    MBMBaM 694: Pre-Show Pzizz

    This episode is coming to you, TravNation, hot from the high seas, where anything and everything is legal! That includes spaghetti showers, ham whittling, and your dad's LSD. We're gonna be here for a while,...

  • 2024 / 1 / 8
    MBMBaM 693: Run, Don't Wonk

    The most anticipated film is finally out in theaters and we're so excited that we're cussing up a storm. It's good there isn't a sign to stop us for this uncensored discussion about new gizmos, salty coffee,...

  • 2024 / 1 / 1
    MBMBaM 692: The Naming of 2024

    Never before have we faced such a challenge as this: coming up with a year name that rhymes with "four". It's so unusual that it even caused a shift in the brother energy, so now there's a new Justin and we...

  • 2023 / 12 / 18
    MBMBaM 691: The Sword of Good Grades

    Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your...

  • 2023 / 12 / 11
    MBMBaM 690: Freewheeling Josh Types

    It took some time to compile, but it’s finally here: our Wonka gift guide. Share this extensive line of movie tie-in merchandise with your family and friends. Things like Wolf Blitzer Buddy Comedy, tiny truck...

  • 2023 / 12 / 4
    MBMBaM 689: I Live in the Walls of Downton Abbey

    Time is running out to talk about all the Wonka-verse tie-ins, and we're already falling behind! So it's a rapid-fire session about Wonka the Chocolate King, purple pancakes, DDR, and voting on...

  • 2023 / 11 / 27
    MBMBaM 688: Face 2 Face: You Can’t Boo Through the Whole Thing

    This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of...

  • 2023 / 11 / 20
    MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me

    Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian...

  • 2023 / 11 / 13
    MBMBaM 686: Oompa What Now

    We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the...

  • 2023 / 11 / 6
    MBMBaM 685: Take the Egg

    Happy birthday to Justin and Travis! As a birthday treat, Griffin is taking over the episode to let them chill, bringing segments about plane seats, slang for immortals, and celebrity wine. It’s all...

  • 2023 / 10 / 30
    MBMBaM 684: Beta Bat Bet

    A representative from the Democratic Republic of Griffin has been granted special Travlomatic immunity to Trav Nation this week, and they're here to talk all about tasty eats for the creepy season: movie...

  • 2023 / 10 / 23
    MBMBaM 683: Cool Ranch for Drama, Nacho Cheese for Comedy

    We’d like to take a moment to sincerely apologize for the excruciating and honestly impressive detail, contained within this episode, concerning instruction on how to savor a certain fancy chocolate snack. We...

  • 2023 / 10 / 16
    MBMBaM 682: Face 2 Face: The Fourth Brother

    It’s the closest we’ll ever get to making our dad proud, live from the sports-themed WaMu theater in Seattle, WA. Join us as we learn more about cool French stuff, famous internet cats, and Griffin’s...

  • 2023 / 10 / 9
    MBMBaM 681: Strawberry Banana Bonanza Testicle Festival Shake

    In the Spirit (get it?) of the season, we present you the three copyright-free brothers: Chaddy, Smelsa, and Shaquille O’Squeal. They’re here to educate us all about scary topics like acting, how to talk to...

  • 2023 / 10 / 2
    MBMBaM 680: Wife Guy and Knife Guy

    With Valentine's Day just around the corner in four short months, it’s time to start planning a romantic evening with your sweetheart. Oh, you don’t have any ideas yet? Well don’t worry, you can just explain...

  • 2023 / 9 / 25
    MBMBaM 679: Pizza Slice Emoji (Sexual)

    It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog...

  • 2023 / 9 / 18
    MBMBaM 678: Travis-Level Funny

    Buckle up, y’all, Hogflesh pirate radio is taking over the waves! Join Skin Pigs, Hog Flesh, and Oink Meat as they talk about the sports we all love, sexy science nerds, and that one commercial with Tom Brady...

  • 2023 / 9 / 11
    MBMBaM 677: Am I the Sphincter?

    It's that time of year again! Time to make our case to the great pumpkin demon so that we might be allowed to have that good good fall flavor in all our foods instead of being destroyed.Suggested talking...

  • 2023 / 9 / 4
    MBMBaM 676: Face 2 Face: Teddy Laid it Down Sideways

    LIVE from beautiful San Jose, a real Justin town, with questions about haunted wedding venues, accident cheese, and the looming threat that is robots giving us no more than the mandated number of chicken...

  • 2023 / 8 / 28
    MBMBaM 675: A Great Lay But a Real Wet Hug

    We’re doling out the wisdom – that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a Tuba?...

  • 2023 / 8 / 21
    MBMBaM 674: Plato's Rave

    We’ve finally done it. We’ve come up with the single most ambitious business idea of all time. We want to tell you about it, but you’re gonna have to listen to the full episode, because conceptually it cannot...

  • 2023 / 8 / 14
    MBMBaM 673: Face 2 Face: You Will Pass Your Stones

    Live from the Balboa Theater during San Diego Comic-Con 2023, we've got a 4DX Experience for you that will have you feeling the soup. We're helping people in all dimensions with astral projection, cat hair,...

  • 2023 / 8 / 7
    MBMBaM 672: Sure Thing, Dave Matthews

    It’s August 2023, aliens are real, and so is Dave Matthews. He could be anywhere! In light of this new information, we’re doing our best to keep things light and loose so we’re ready for the upcoming taco...

  • 2023 / 7 / 31
    MBMBaM 671: Sun's Out, Pits Up

    It's Sloppy Wet Boy Summer out here, just in time for August. We've got everything you need to do it up right, including a black tie tank top, mystery rocks, and Justin's handmade splinter-free lotion...

  • 2023 / 7 / 24
    MBMBaM 670: Face 2 Face: Hey You, Learn How to Juggle!

    Live from the dreamy Carpenter Theater in Richmond, VA! We bring together the forces of Richard Stink, The Minions, and a prayer circle to ask the audience the most important question of our time: What is the...

  • 2023 / 7 / 17
    MBMBaM 669: Oomp, There It Is!

    Wee-ooh-wee-ooh, it’s Wonka-watch! Get that kid from Dune in here to make those magic chocolates! We’re so excited about the extended Wonkaverse, which will of course include starring films for all of the...

  • 2023 / 7 / 10
    MBMBaM 668: A Honeypot for Rita Repulsa

    We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Anyway it turns out we owe the swear jar over $10,000, so go...

  • 2023 / 7 / 3
    MBMBaM 667: Face 2 Face: I’ll Miss You, Little Sailor Man

    Live from Raleigh, NC, the place where the sun make car hot – not wet or cold, how weird is that? But seriously, there are some banger questions from the audience about bee counting, astronomically famous...

  • 2023 / 6 / 26
    MBMBaM 666: It's Your Mouth

    To avoid the curse, forward this podcast to ten people immediately! Or you will be subject to a pile of leftover hotdogs, a giant crow that really wants to talk to you about something, and a friendly scorpion...

  • 2023 / 6 / 19
    MBMBaM 665: Face 2 Face: Cody-Pendant

    Live from the best venue in the contiguous United States in Milwaukee, WI! We're giving Wisconsonites advice about becoming a city-conquering mayor, big haunted boxes, and the sexiest bird you've ever...

  • 2023 / 6 / 12
    MBMBaM 664: Great Ass Wonkabater

    Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza pickle platters, and Slipknot masks. You've been...

  • 2023 / 6 / 5
    MBMBaM 663: Comedy Comes from the Balls

    We’ve heard some positive affirmations about that Naming of the Year episode energy, so have we got one with that same energy for you, smack dab in the middle of the year! You know, as a check-in, just to...

  • 2023 / 5 / 29
    MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Rate

    We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk...

  • 2023 / 5 / 22
    MBMBaM 661: Billionaire Beyblades

    The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally figured it out and ended up with the classic podcast trio...

  • 2023 / 5 / 15
    MBMBaM 660: Non-Fungible Tote Bags

    This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code...

  • 2023 / 5 / 8
    MBMBaM 659: Dom Jeans

    You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future...

  • 2023 / 5 / 1
    MBMBaM 658: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 231-243

    We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch.  Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries,...

  • 2023 / 4 / 24
    MBMBaM 657: Face 2 Face: We Stan the Target Tortillas

    Live from AUSTIN, at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the boys are back on the country roads with advice for Texas about sexy legos, Twisted Gen Z fast food, and bread that is so flat that it's TOO flat. Why is...

  • 2023 / 4 / 17
    MBMBaM 656: Shagworth Boombastic

    Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it! The only thing is that you have to . . . you have to eat...

  • 2023 / 4 / 10
    MBMBaM 655: Did Robotnik Send You?

    Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen drink while watching the new Grease TV show, but that got...

  • 2023 / 4 / 3
    MBMBaM 654: With Great Car Comes Great Babeability

    It seems like the Tetris movie is getting critical acclaim, but it’s definitely not the adaption we were expecting so, hear us out: We’re pitching our own twisted version. The pieces live in The Puzzle, which...

  • 2023 / 3 / 27
    MBMBaM 653: Mardi Gras Hades

    We’re showing off our serious character-voice chops in this episode: Clipping Yoda, the mashmallow-hungry puppet we all know and love; a creepy spirit; gum spokespeople; and a young candymaker. We promise...

  • 2023 / 3 / 24
    2023 BoCo Teaser - Episode 400 Remix featuring Matt Doyle!

    We wanted to share a little teaser of our MaxFunDrive Bonus Content, so here's a short clip featuring the inimitable Matt Doyle. If you want to hear the whole thing, head over to maximumfun.org/join to get...

  • 2023 / 3 / 20
    MBMBaM 652: Travis's Fast Soup Cup for Boys

    We've got some HOT tips for your yo-yo throwdown, how to get the best moves up and down, and also around. How about simmering some plants to help focus with some yo-yo pro-pro pre-pro potpourri? Or if you're...

  • 2023 / 3 / 13
    MBMBaM 651: Face 2 Face: Structural Xboxes

    Live from Washington, DC! Instead of thinking about how weird it is to just drive and walk past the White House all the time, we're answering live questions about professional mummy touchers, distant-cousin...

  • 2023 / 3 / 6
    MBMBaM 650: Dadfishing

    We’re so sorry about last episode. It turns out we had on a role-player and not the real Sir Daniel Michael Blake Day-Lewis. But don’t worry, we’ve got the real one this time, and he’s here to talk about...

  • 2023 / 2 / 27
    MBMBaM 649: Truly Random Nudity

    Brace yourselves, we have a very, very exclusive guest on this week. He doesn't know what malls are, nor crispy mac & cheese, nor his own birth year. But he does love a good chocolate custard drink and...

  • 2023 / 2 / 20
    MBMBaM 648: 200-250 Catchphrases Per Episode

    This episode we’ve got some classic life hacks™(dot biz) like insider trading of niche domain names, getting taco bell tips, and buying discounted chocolate, with some bonus fit and sexy rodents to...

  • 2023 / 2 / 13
    MBMBaM 647: Share the Holes

    Listen. We can’t get into why, but our beef with ham is back on. You know the one. The thing where every so often we decide that ham is the worst thing in existence? Yeah, that whole deal. It’s back on. Fuck...

  • 2023 / 2 / 6
    MBMBaM 646: Fart Power to the Max

    We’re FINALLY bringing that energy. The kind of energy you find in a one-drink coffee shop someone invested all of their life savings into. The kind of energy you bring to impersonate your grandma. The kind...

  • 2023 / 1 / 30
    MBMBaM 645: Pawn Time Boys

    If we've learned anything from the dozens of Munch Squad reports, anything at all, it's that someone on this planet has the world's biggest pizza living inside of them, and we have to find them.Suggested...

  • 2023 / 1 / 23
    MBMBaM 644: Which One is the Old Man

    Have you ever wanted to finally get into My Brother, My Brother, and Me? Well, this is the perfect episode to start! We got cool movie reviews, some ideas about reboots, some Munch Squad. No pre-requisites...

  • 2023 / 1 / 16
    MBMBaM 643: Wet Out of 100

    This year we’re helping SO MANY PEOPLE, we barely have TIME to contain ALL THESE QUESTIONS. SO here’s a quick summary. Eggs? Eat them (unless you’re Jason Mantzoukas). Plants? Don’t eat them. Cows? Better...

  • 2023 / 1 / 9
    MBMBaM 642: Snort the Pod

    We're banging out more advice than ever before! New year, new brothers! Actually, it's the same brothers, but new advice! Actually, it's very similar advice, but with one key difference: this is the year we...

  • 2023 / 1 / 2
    MBMBaM 641: The Naming of 2023

    Not gonna lie folks, this year was the hardest it’s ever been. We had an existential crisis or two in the middle but don’t worry, no more than one third of it is just us barking syllables at each...

  • 2022 / 12 / 19
    MBMBaM 640: Playing the Gravy Card

    Now, we've had only two Sheldons for years, but hear us out, what about . . . Wet Sheldon? Or Dry Sheldon? The Floor is Sheldon! We can't believe we're giving away all these great ideas away for free. FOR...

  • 2022 / 12 / 12
    MBMBaM 639: 62 Minutes of Three Men Gnawing

    Newest Pokemon just dropped! Psychic-poison type, has 2 evolutions, something about eggs. Special move is mansplaining Subway cookies and butting into group teeth-brushing sessions. Yeah, this Pokemon is not...

  • 2022 / 12 / 5
    MBMBaM 638: Great?! Expectations

    Are you being totally PWNED on the video game airwaves and need some tips for turning the tables? Well then this is the episode for you! We've got topics for n00bs, like shelf elves, feet movies, and...

  • 2022 / 11 / 28
    MBMBaM 637: Face 2 Face: The Hairy Food that Everyone Eats

    Live from Detroit, MI, it’s our best show ever for no reason at all. Not trying to make up for anything that may or may not have happened 4 years ago in Detroit. Just pure excitement about bringing...

  • 2022 / 11 / 21
    MBMBaM 636: Millie Vanilli Bobby Flay

    This episode IS for the cool babies! We've got some visual elements in this for the kids out there, including kid-friendly food challenges, cool toys like marbles and capos, and our popup kitchen,...

  • 2022 / 11 / 7
    MBMBaM 635: Batman v Pennywise Dawn of Justice

    There are a LOT of evil clowns out there, but are any of them actually funny, like, on purpose? To answer that very important question we have on special guestpert Griffin Newman, aka Griffin Twoman.Suggested...

  • 2022 / 10 / 31
    MBMBaM 634: Universally Unpleasant Gestures

    We're really elevating the brand, striving for a more grown-up adult vibe. So we're trying out some new mature segments, like Fitting in with the Dads, How to get the baby bookings, and Justin McElroy's...

  • 2022 / 10 / 24
    MBMBaM 633: And it Was Fingers

    Gather round the fire as the boys teach everyone how to make a scary Halloween special, full of ghosts, mummies, that one vampire (you know the one), and that creeping crawling feeling of shame. Suggested...

  • 2022 / 10 / 17
    MBMBaM 632: Thank You Monster God for My Rockin’ Bod

    Travis is prepping for a trip abroad, so he’s brushing up on his English by reading children’s classic books like Sticky Ricky Hat Stack, Come Get These Masks, and Strong Shaggy.Suggested talking points: The...

  • 2022 / 10 / 10
    MBMBaM 631: Blastoise is My Dad

    We’ve got a full-bodied episode with undertones of adult social fears, aromas of spoon-feeding human shaped Pokémon, and a top note of spoiler-free Hoc-Poc-2 Chat.Suggested talking points: They DO Eat Kids...

  • 2022 / 10 / 3
    MBMBaM 630: Face 2 Face: Alabaster Hawk, Governor of the Thirteenth

    Live (at the time) from The Balboa Theater for San Diego Comic Con, it’s a very fancy episode. You see, San Diego Comic Con was a live show that featured discussions of touching orbs, making small talk with...

  • 2022 / 9 / 26
    MBMBaM 629: Millennial Seinfeld

    MBMBaM 629: Milennial SeinfeldThe Korm saga continues. That’s right, Kaurm, we know what we said. Are there any Kormheads out there? Kormos? You know, it’s a band like Poopastank.Suggested talking points:...

  • 2022 / 9 / 19
    MBMBaM 628: Don’t Say Scoobity

    This might be the first direct-sequel to a previous episode that we’ve done. Okay, maybe more of a spiritual successor than like a story with continuity or anything. But it’s important to continue the...

  • 2022 / 9 / 12
    MBMBaM 627: Brush Your Teeth Because Coyotes

    People love making jokes about the movie Ghost, but we can do better. We’re pitching a reboot with like, Rooney Mara. Or . . . Helen Mirren? And what if it wasn’t a ghost, but a mummy? Or like, a...

  • 2022 / 9 / 5
    MBMBaM 626: Blunder Gigglin

    Uhh . . . hey . . . there, what are you doing here? You’re looking for podcast? Right now? Shoot, um. Give us a second, we’ll be right with you. Yeah, we were expecting you! Of course we were! Just . . .one...

  • 2022 / 8 / 29
    MBMBaM 625: Contact High

    Our producers went through this episode and offered a lot of notes, so you may notice some different things going on here. More Justin laughing at his own jokes. Less excruciatingly long silences, like so...

  • 2022 / 8 / 22
    MBMBaM 624: Reince Your Own Priebus

    This episode is all about being nostalgic for the 2010s to remind you of that good life. All the good stuff like . . . uh . . . athleisure. And Fortnite. And wearing shorts! No one does that anymore. This is...

  • 2022 / 8 / 15
    MBMBaM 623: GooMail Me

    Extremely important breaking news: Justin has a new very pretty kitty. Absolutely nothing else matters, not forwarding that evil chain letter, not eating revolutionary French toast, not learning to whistle...

  • 2022 / 8 / 8
    MBMBaM 622: Face 2 Face: Leave the Cannoli, Take the Gun

    This week's episode is our 20-Rendezvous live show from Portland, OR. We’re pros at giving advice but sometimes we have to defer to a higher legal power: Judge Judy.Suggested talking points: Suited and...

  • 2022 / 8 / 1
    MBMBaM 621: Face 2 Face: That’s Not My Orb

    It’s our show from mountainous Salt Lake City, UT, which we had to run through at a clip so that we could get our dear audience member to Olive Garden before it closed. We understand priorities.Suggested...

  • 2022 / 7 / 25
    MBMBaM 620: Face 2 Face: Djinnergy

    We’re on the road, so we’ve got a different show from a different road to share. Straight from the better Kansas City, we bring you the world’s first Gurt Alert. We sure were hurtin’ for a gurtin’ on this...

  • 2022 / 7 / 18
    MBMBaM 619: Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom

    It’s a callback to the 90s, with answers to the terrible question “What’s up?,” dated commercial taglines, and bootleg Big Bad Beetleborgs. With featured guest, Justin’s new sound board!Suggested talking...

  • 2022 / 7 / 11
    MBMBaM 618: Face 2 Face: Lovely Feet

    Some of us are out of town, so we present our first live show of the 20-Rendezvous Tour, in St. Louis, MO! Keen listeners might be able to sleuth out what unofficial holiday this show took place on. Hint:...

  • 2022 / 7 / 4
    MBMBaM 617: Platonic Neck Kisses

    If you’re at a loss for what to write in your Freedom Day cards, we’ve got you covered. Big ups to the self-sustaining heroes of past or whatever, but we’re focused on that giant cheese cracker, y’all. You...

  • 2022 / 6 / 27
    MBMBaM 616: Professor Honey and the Bone Drones

    This show is for real BROS, living by the code. Brosephs, Broses, and Brosires. What kind of BRO are you? Listen to this episode to find out!Suggested talking points: Sony Phony, If God’s Not Dead How Do You...

  • 2022 / 6 / 20
    MBMBaM 615: Face 2 Face: Zap Daddies

    Live from the road in beautiful Beantown, it’s the Fancy Takes Flight Boston Show. Now there’s only one McElroy brother who hasn’t gotten stuck in a bathroom before a live show, but don’t worry, his time will...

  • 2022 / 6 / 13
    MBMBaM 614: Bigfoot Historical Site

    We’ve been struck by a terrifying possibility: what if we’re all just pretending to think? Does that mean that we don’t really exist? How do you know the difference between actually thinking and only acting...

  • 2022 / 6 / 6
    MBMBaM 613: My Bee, My Bee and Man

    Can we be serious now? We’re going to take a tour of Justin’s memory palace. There’s rooms full of ham, tiny donuts, and people falling all over each other. It makes sense, trust us.Suggested talking points:...

  • 2022 / 5 / 30
    MBMBaM 612: Love is a Competition

    We recorded this early, but we desperately need an answer to a mystery. It’s been haunting us since the letter came in. PLEASE release us from this torment.Suggested talking points: You’re the Blood in My...

  • 2022 / 5 / 23
    MBMBaM 611: Re-Pumba’d

    Sometimes you need to put the bits on hold for a moment to do some inner digging and analyze your dreams. What does a sealion mean to you? No, not THAT. Surely not that. Dream interpretation is subjective,...

  • 2022 / 5 / 16
    MBMBaM 610: I Don’t Know, My Glasses Were Off

    We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can’t help just how calming we are, but the point of this podcast is jokes, okay? So we hope sleep-laughs is a...

  • 2022 / 5 / 9
    MBMBaM 609: Face 2 Face: Thirty to Forty Ghosts

    Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis! Justin is fancy! Travis is fancy! The audience is fancy! The haunted dolls are fancy! Griffin is . . ....

  • 2022 / 5 / 2
    MBMBaM 608: Banished to the Space Jam Annex

    Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy.Suggested talking points: Rex the Dino is for Me,...

  • 2022 / 4 / 25
    MBMBaM 607: Are You Fleetwood Mac?

    We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something.Suggested...

  • 2022 / 4 / 18
    MBMBaM 606: Blazed and Glazed

    Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don’t have to fight a bee! Bad news: you do have to...

  • 2022 / 4 / 11
    MBMBaM 605: Could You Fight a Horse?

    We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course that iconic episode of The Office where Andy makes the...

  • 2022 / 4 / 4
    MBMBaM 604: Fluffybutt Acres

    We’d like to introduce our new (old?) middlest brother, Steve(n) Johnson. He’s super aloof, loves dangerous candy, and is the CEO.Suggested talking points: Professor Gadzooks, Donut Hush Money, Hawk Raisins,...

  • 2022 / 3 / 28
    MBMBaM 603: A Cold One Between the Shoulders

    This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It’s a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it’s a bit dry on the palate. In any case, there’s definitely some lingering...

  • 2022 / 3 / 21
    MBMBaM 602: Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore

    This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don’t tell Timothy’s parents, because they’re fuckin’ narcs, and we don’t wanna get in...

  • 2022 / 3 / 14
    MBMBaM 601: Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Perfect Beach Body

    This episode gave us some real STANDING energy. Sometimes you just gotta talk down to the mic to let it know who’s boss.Suggested talking points: The Dungeon’s Inside the Dragon, Dong Quixote, Noodle...

  • 2022 / 3 / 7
    MBMBaM 600: Awesome Sanguine Meridian Response

    Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us. Suggested talking points: CFO Jerimoo,...

  • 2022 / 2 / 28
    MBMBaM 599: The Hand that Drinks You

    Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of...

  • 2022 / 2 / 21
    MBMBaM 598: Chocolate that Helps You Fudge

    Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic.Suggested talking points: I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the...

  • 2022 / 2 / 14
    MBMBaM 597: Foy’s Boys

    We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert Ify Nwadiwe and his unique expertise to scrutinize Taco Bell...

  • 2022 / 2 / 7
    MBMBaM 596: Smartles

    We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode.Suggested talking...

  • 2022 / 1 / 31
    MBMBaM 595: Gasoline of the Body

    There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood?Suggested talking points: Dying in the...

  • 2022 / 1 / 24
    MBMBaM 594: The Trumpet

    Ha ha ha! It’s the great Mambo revival over here and we’ve run out of names of people, so here is just 63:51 of trumpet. Enjoy!Suggested talking points: Proto-Vuvuzela, My Good Barley Man, Burger Burger...

  • 2022 / 1 / 17
    MBMBaM 593: Foolish and Vacuous Perfume Oil

    We’re very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don’t know where they came from, but there sure are a lot of them.Suggested talking points: BradCo,...

  • 2022 / 1 / 10
    MBMBaM 592: The Naming of 2022

    It’s the best time to tune in for the first time as we set goals, or maybe just settle on some mood lighting, for the year 2022. However long it takes. Ten minutes. Forty minutes. The whole episode. It’s only...

  • 2022 / 1 / 3
    MBMBaM 591: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 217 - 230

    It was some sort of holiday at the end of the year, so we’re kicking off 2022 with things we were concerned about several years ago. It’s the perfect look back if you’re really craving the infinite wisdom of...

  • 2021 / 12 / 21
    MBMBaM 590: Keep Your Grades Up

    Big news, folks, we’ve partnered with Mariah Carey. That’s right, she'll be ​bringing you one segment an episode for the rest of the year! We’ve got bits and goofs that pair perfectly with the hit holiday...

  • 2021 / 12 / 13
    MBMBaM 589: Face 2 Face: The World’s Richest Robot is Back

    We’re back, baby! It’s the one and only MBMBaM live show of 2021, from the beautiful Grand Sheraton in Seattle for Emerald City Comic Con. Just enough time to feel the Big Dog Woof Woof energy and never, ever...

  • 2021 / 11 / 29
    MBMBaM 588: Swamp Cats and Dorfs

    In this special CYBER MONDAY episode of MBMBaM we’re turning our hands into can openers, tuning the ol’ automatic butt clappers, and giving hot tips about the decks that we use to chip through the...

  • 2021 / 11 / 22
    MBMBaM 587: How Travis Got His Woof Back

    It’s a holiday treat from your favorite brothers, serving up hot side dishes of unexpected rom-coms, unrealistic self-improvement, and understated casseroles. Suggested talking points: Notting Thrill, Twince...

  • 2021 / 11 / 15
    MBMBaM 586: How was Hell this Time?

    Introducing . . . My Brother, My Brother, and Me ft. skits, bits, and advice!! We've been inspired by Nathan Lane to bring an even higher level of enthusiasm to our projects, so get ready for the...

  • 2021 / 11 / 8
    MBMBaM 585: One Year Closer to Salsa

    Our nemesis is back in the news, but we’re gonna take him down and put him to sleep with a fast-food themed bedtime book. Don’t worry about how a podcast advice show has a nemesis.Suggested talking points:...

  • 2021 / 11 / 1
    MBMBaM 584: Three Hunky Guys Podcast

    Welcome to MBMBaM: Revelations. Our most embarrassing secrets, revealed - some new, some old. Tough-guy affectations! Questionable fashion choices! Attempted nicknames!Suggested talking points: Oops All...

  • 2021 / 10 / 25
    MBMBaM 583: Soccertes

    We thought everyone was agreed that all of October is time for dressing in costume and eating scary donuts that are not actually that scary. But it turns out there are differing opinions about this. Good...

  • 2021 / 10 / 19
    MaxFun Block Party: Movie Advice with Maximum Film

    As part of the celebration of the MaxFun Block Party, we've got a special crossover episode with the folks from Maximum Film discussing the good and EXTREMELY BAD advice from our favorite films.Check out Ify...

  • 2021 / 10 / 18
    MBMBaM 582: Bony Butt Stabber in Coastal Maine

    We’ve finally made it! We got nominated for an award for our amazing ad reads. We always knew this show would be recognized for something, and it’s as a parking space for our sponsors. Suggested talking...

  • 2021 / 10 / 11
    MBMBaM 581: Boo-ty Ghoul-iani

    Welcome new listeners! This is the description of the show this week. It’s usually a little bit tongue-in-cheek and doesn’t entirely tell you what we’re talking about, but it gives you a good idea of the tone...

  • 2021 / 10 / 4
    MBMBaM 580: Density of Fifty Hard Boiled Eggs

    This is the third episode of MBMBaM we’ve recorded in a single week, and we honestly think it’s the best one. It’s also entirely about eggs.Suggested talking points: The Stunt Spectacular, Clippy’s Corpse,...

  • 2021 / 9 / 27
    MBMBaM 579: Twoklahoma

    If you see the list of talking points and wonder if we’ve talked about some of this stuff before, we’ve been wondering the same thing. And have an answer for you. Yes, almost definitely.Suggested talking...

  • 2021 / 9 / 21
    MBMBaM 578: Greg’s Upstairs High-Performance Tea Kettle

    We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next...

  • 2021 / 9 / 13
    MBMBaM 577: Canonically Assassinated

    Ooh, we’re gonna get Travis with a good old-fashioned prank. We’re gonna hide in his closet and do a jumpscare on him. Or maybe catfish him with a fake love letter. Or maybe tell him he owes years of back...

  • 2021 / 9 / 6
    MBMBaM 576: Several Iguanadons

    It turns out that Travis has a weird secret superpower that works perfectly for helping people and pleases the Wizard. Now if we can just figure out how to monetize it. Suggested talking points: I Miss...

  • 2021 / 8 / 30
    MBMBaM 575: Fluffy Like a Sandwich, Folded Like a Taco

    Well. This is it. The peak of Justin’s career. Nothing will be able to top this, but I guess we’ll try anyway.Suggested Talking Points: Michelangelo Dirty Limerick Boy, The Dirtiest Thirty, Have I met a...

  • 2021 / 8 / 23
    MBMBaM 574: My Burger My Burger and Me

    Hey, Guy Fieri, we have a food business idea. We can’t tell you the exact details right now, but trust us it’s amazing. It involves memes. All you have to do is sign this exclusive contract. Suggested talking...

  • 2021 / 8 / 16
    MBMBaM 573: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 200 - 216

    We weren’t able to record this week for a variety of reasons, and so we invite you to once again hop on the Time Boat to re-visit a few classic goofs and bits. Before you ask, yes, the answer to more than one...

  • 2021 / 8 / 9
    MBMBaM 572: Sky Captain and the World of Giamatti

    We've always wanted to run one of the themed rides in Magic Kingdom. It turns out we can! Right now! Sit back, relax, and we’ll take you on a Jungle Cruise of the Mind. Suggested talking points: Nude glued...

  • 2021 / 8 / 2
    MBMBaM 571: The Gru of Popsicles

    It’s spooky season, and by that we mean it’s scarily hot outside. That’s why it’s so important that you pretend to have snow powers, so everyone thinks you’re cool. Warning: Don’t make it obvious that you’re...

  • 2021 / 7 / 26
    MBMBaM 570: Cryptoast of the Town

    Hang in tight, everyone, the new Space Jam is WILD. So wild we had to abandon this show and make a new one. This is now the Podcast Chat Show, A Show Hosted By Three Brothers.Suggested talking points: What’s...

  • 2021 / 7 / 19
    MBMBaM 569: Planet of Valjeans

    Yet why did we allow these boys To touch our souls and teach us love This episode’s like any other It’s full of advice, from funny brothersYour life will never be the same Just wait and seeHear from the...

  • 2021 / 7 / 12
    MBMBaM 568: Will A Sign Help?

    After over a decade of research, we’ve discovered a revolutionary new way to help answer all your questions. It’s with another question. The world will never be the same.Suggested talking points:...

  • 2021 / 7 / 6
    MBMBaM 567: Triumvirate of Butt Problems

    Step into our office / pop tent / podcast Battlearium for some authentic skate tricks and a taste of that good thick orange drink. Just remember to keep everything sustainable by listening at 1.0x so the...

  • 2021 / 6 / 29
    MBMBaM 566: This is My Juice Spot

    We’ve got a brand new motto for everyone and anyone out there who needs it. Ready? ACT STRONG. You don’t even have to BE strong, just ACT it. Get some inflatable dumbbells to carry around. Drink those spicy...

  • 2021 / 6 / 21
    MBMBaM 565: No Information Forthcoming

    We’re bringing that energy! That rhythm! So get that shampoo out of your eyes, queue up the Temperate Rainforest Horseback playlist, and throw out all your fragrances to prepare yourself.Suggested talking...

  • 2021 / 6 / 14
    MBMBaM 564: HANCH

    It’s about to get real loud in here. Loud with FLAVOR. We’re talking sweet, salty, fat, acid, paprika, cheez-its, tarchup, and wasabioli. Suggested talking points: Holistic Hog Time, Reverse Johnny Appleseed,...

  • 2021 / 6 / 7
    MBMBaM 563: A Streetcar Named Deez Nuts

    Summer’s here! It’s time to bust out the new splashes and signature scents. Don’t have a signature scent? Not to worry, we’ve got you covered with this lil’ baby. It has a base fragrance of chicken sandwiches...

  • 2021 / 6 / 1
    MBMBaM 562: It Helps to Have a Cube

    Stop everything, we’ve found this year’s one true summer anthem, from one Charles Entertainment Cheese. It bops. It slaps. It rips. It trips. It has us questioning our very existence.Suggested talking points:...

  • 2021 / 5 / 24
    MBMBaM 561: Bless My Farts

    We all knew it was coming. Criss Angel, tired of escaping from boxes and chains, has broken free of the confines of Munch Squad with his new Nevada restaurant. One hundred years of crafting couldn't have come...

  • 2021 / 5 / 17
    MBMBaM 560: Starter in the Jarter

    We’re gonna hit you with the shrink ray, put you in our pocket, and take you on a journey with us. It’s not going to be a very exciting journey, since you’ll be in a pocket and everything. And we’re not sure...

  • 2021 / 5 / 10
    MBMBaM 559: The Moon Sent Me

    Nosy neighbors be damned, we’re about to fire up the grill and make some delicious gipino. Gapino? Cioppino. Shrimp.Suggested talking points: Bone Fleas, Riddle Prison, Joey Bloobs, Rugged Spicy Boys, the...

  • 2021 / 5 / 3
    MBMBaM 558: The Star of the Sandwich Show

    You know we’ve gotten into the big league when we get questions from Huntington’s own legend Tim Irr, who has famously been gifted so many handkerchiefs he’s running out of places to keep them.Suggested...

  • 2021 / 4 / 27
    MBMBaM 557: Morgan Beeman Strikes Again

    We thought it was high time to invite someone who’s actually smart to help us give advice; luckily Jean Grae agreed to be the newest McElroy brother. Jean is so smart that she had the foresight in high school...

  • 2021 / 4 / 20
    MBMBaM 420: Funeral For a Friend

    We always thought that episode 420 would be about the funny weed number. Instead, we're using it to mark 4/20, the date we say goodbye to Yahoo! Answers, a bad website that we will miss very much.Support AAPI...

  • 2021 / 4 / 19
    MBMBaM 556: New Virtual Wing Concept

    Introducing the new sweet baby brother, Ron Funches! With this huge upgrade in talent we can finally tackle the BIG subjects like Chopped 420, mysterious chewy candy, celebrity hot dog eating competitions,...

  • 2021 / 4 / 12
    MBMBaM 555: Come Get a Sack

    We’ve heard the news that Yahoo answers will soon be no more, and Griffin has returned from paternity leave to workshop things to fill the void. Things like mandatory joking at the office, forklift operator...

  • 2021 / 4 / 5
    MBMBaM Presents: The New Appalachian Workshop ft. the McElroy Brothers (but not Griffin)

    With Griffin away on paternity leave, Travis and Justin saw the perfect opportunity to share one of their old projects that never saw the light of day . . . until now. Enjoy the raw audio of their abandoned...

  • 2021 / 3 / 29
    MBMBaM 554: Tub Pumpkin

    We’re here to answer all your most pressing questions about Krispy Kreme’s clever secret coffee ingredient and sexy typefaces. We also get into the wet: dolphins, and the dry: accidental arson.Suggested...

  • 2021 / 3 / 22
    MBMBaM 553: The Planet’s Dying, Pringles

    We’ll admit it: Of all the organizations to crack open Pandora’s Box to unleash the secrets of immortality, we did not expect Pringles to make the shortlist. But life has a funny way of working sometimes!...

  • 2021 / 3 / 15
    MBMBaM 552: Introducing Fredo Cooljazz

    The time has come for the greatest reveal the Earth has ever known. It’s time for you to hear the new MBMBaM Theme. Also, the rest of the episode is pretty good too. Like, top 200 at least. (Feat. Special...

  • 2021 / 3 / 8
    MBMBaM 551: Non-Euclidian Meat Cone

    We finally did it, folks! All the pop culture reboots from 20 years ago we never really wanted are finally coming into being! And we’ve erased the stigmas of sex-related injuries and of giving food to people...

  • 2021 / 3 / 2
    MBMBaM 550: The Spider-Man Truth

    This week, Justin passes judgement on Travis's intro privileges. More importantly though, Justin has a new tool that is finally going to make the show good!Suggested Talking Points: The Dirty Side of the...

  • 2021 / 2 / 22
    MBMBaM 549: Bros Better, Bros Best, Ch. 153-169

    Because of storms and power outages we weren’t able to record last week, so it’s time to once again turn to the past for a Best Of episode. If you’re in the market for a crash course in Farm Wisdom, your time...

  • 2021 / 2 / 15
    MBMBaM 548: Jeans All The Way Down

    Description: Have you ever eaten a chili so good that it rips your family apart? Just kidding, it's only a song! We also go deep into exploring the mouth as well as butt advertising. It's a very troubling...

  • 2021 / 2 / 8
    MBMBaM 547: Chili Wonka

    A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this...

  • 2021 / 2 / 1
    MBMBaM 546: A Force Sandwich with Lightsaber Sauce

    We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn...

  • 2021 / 1 / 25
    MBMBaM 545: Blood is Thicker than the Bun

    Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell...

  • 2021 / 1 / 18
    MBMBaM 544: Quantum Cheez-Its

    We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to refresh yourself on basic party etiquette, like how to...

  • 2021 / 1 / 13
    MBMBaM 543: Charles Equality Cheese

    Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for.Suggested talking...

  • 2021 / 1 / 4
    MBMBaM 542: The Naming of 2021

    You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a direction for the new calendar year, and then at the last...

  • 2020 / 12 / 28
    MBMBaM 541: Angels in the Ragnarok

    So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough look back. And also a look forward, and kind of to the...

  • 2020 / 12 / 21
    MBMBaM 540: Bubblestar Metallica

    It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one! I mean, it’s maybe not “spectacular” as much as it is a...

  • 2020 / 12 / 14
    MBMBaM 539: Quantum Beef

    When is beef considered beef and also not beef? To answer that, it’s important you possess a cursory understanding of the many-worlds theory and quantum entanglement — things that we, three super smart guys,...

  • 2020 / 12 / 8
    MBMBaM 538: Shoegaze Mopeytones

    This week’s episode is chock-full of breaking news alerts, most of which send us spiraling hornily into homemade Home Improvement erotic fiction. I swear to God I’ve written this exact description for an...

  • 2020 / 11 / 30
    MBMBaM 537: Bros Better, Bros Best, Ch. 134 - 152

    We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as we travel back to a MUCH simpler time. Oh, you simple...

  • 2020 / 11 / 24
    MBMBaM 536: Ratashootie

    I guess we’re on that Christmas Creep? I dunno, seems early to us, but we don’t really have much control over the timing.Suggested talking points: Ebeneezer Christmas, Mail Soup, Mrs. Claus, Whoopsie Cheese,...

  • 2020 / 11 / 16
    MBMBaM 535: Ethical Joker Termination

    Boy howdy, we sure hope nobody listening to this episode is a Joker sympathizer. This bad villain keeps messing up EVERYBODY’s stuff in the big city, especially Bruce Wayne — who is Batman! Too bad there’s no...

  • 2020 / 11 / 9
    MBMBaM 534: The Hang-in-There Burger

    We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor its complex flavor profile, and allow its powerful beef...

  • 2020 / 10 / 27
    MBMBaM 533: Butterbobs n’ Batteries

    We won’t be posting a new episode next week, so you know what that means: It’s Bolitics Time! Snatch up a couple crates o’ Party Bagels and let’s get into the HEAVY stuff!Suggested talking points: Bresident...

  • 2020 / 10 / 19
    MBMBaM 532: The Spooky Box

    Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an...

  • 2020 / 10 / 12
    MBMBaM 531: Mighty Morphin’ Grown-Up Power Rangers

    Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guys are causing trouble, but we’ve got a PTA meeting this...

  • 2020 / 10 / 5
    MBMBaM 530: Boat Beauties

    This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires....

  • 2020 / 9 / 29
    MBMBaM 529: Throw Me In the Dumpster Behind the Applebees When I Die

    We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the...

  • 2020 / 9 / 21
    MBMBaM 528: The War With Grandpa Watch

    This one’s a Total Family Entertainer!Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

  • 2020 / 9 / 14
    MBMBaM 527: HORSEWAR

    When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour of conflict, it is time for us to return the favor. Saddle...

  • 2020 / 9 / 7
    MBMBaM 526: Why Not a Wizard?

    Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling ideas, most of which are based around telekinesis and...

  • 2020 / 9 / 1
    MBMBaM 525: Problems Related to Me Falling Down the Stairs

    This is a big one! Partially because we ask for aid from our Trolls co-star Ron Funches for a question, but also because Justin confesses to fraud, we think? We’re not lawyers, but it sure smells...

  • 2020 / 8 / 25
    MBMBaM 524: Teen Beans

    We’re plugged in, okay? Obviously. Like, when young folks see us, they know we know what’s up. We’re cooking beans over roaring campfires like, every weekend, so please don’t pretend that we’re not.Suggested...

  • 2020 / 8 / 17
    MBMBaM 523: Dad’s Fat Trash Sack

    Even after all these years, we’re still learning about each other’s little, adorable idiosyncrasies. Take, for instance, Justin, who has big boy trash bag dead drops all around his house, for some reason?...

  • 2020 / 8 / 11
    MBMBaM 522: The Open and Honest Heart of a Child’s Eyes

    In today’s episode, Justin goes on a righteous and important quest to claim the Birdman’s special burrito, but instead ends up claiming nothing but heart-rending shame. It’s a TOUGH LISTEN.Suggested talking...

  • 2020 / 8 / 3
    MBMBaM 521: Ah, The Soup Mess

    It’s the final week of the MaxFunDrive, so we’ve pulled out all the stops! By which we mean, we talked about Olive Garden, again, for like twenty minutes.Suggested talking points: Old Bill, College Shirt,...

  • 2020 / 7 / 28
    MBMBaM 520: Genuine Clean Fauciballs

    Look, the title’s challenging, okay? We get it. It’s probably not what you’re thinking it’s about, because we’re talking about athletic balls. Maybe that is what you were thinking about? Are we the problem?...

  • 2020 / 7 / 20
    MBMBaM 519: The Grandma Tesseract

    The stakes are awfully high this episode, both for the continuation of our podcasting empire and also for the many cigar-laden orphans Travis has taken under his wing. Did we mention the MaxFunDrive is on, by...

  • 2020 / 7 / 13
    MBMBaM 518: Pepperoni and Vicki

    We’re kicking off our long-delayed, fully-casual MaxFunDrive with today’s episode, and celebrating the occasion by firing an enormous cloud of mechanical space debris toward the unsuspecting surface of our...

  • 2020 / 7 / 6
    MBMBaM 517: Pepperoni Prescription

    In this one, we all take turns being the bad boy! But it’s just for fun — please do not get worried that it’s a permanent thing. It’s one of our skits that we do! None of it is real!Suggested talking points:...

  • 2020 / 6 / 29
    MBMBaM 516: Radical Gamer Facts

    In which Travis weaponizes his worst segment with unprecedented menace, and also we ask Lin-Manuel Miranda how he would murder Super Mario, which does not seem like a great use of his time, now that we write...

  • 2020 / 6 / 22
    MBMBaM 515: Viscous Bod

    In today’s episode, we inexplicably relitigate the film Titanic, which is a million years old, and come up with a way cooler ending where the ship doesn’t break and the cool guy gets the treasure and everyone...

  • 2020 / 6 / 15
    MBMBaM 514: Kickeo

    How much money would it cost to get celebrity Dave Bautista to come to your neighbor’s house and absolutely kick it the hell apart? Less than you might think!Suggested talking points: McElroy Masterclass,...

  • 2020 / 6 / 8
    MBMBaM 513: Mother Cruncher

    In which we make an unprecedented mid-year swap-eroonie, and then do our due diligence to inform the federal government about the change. We THINK we got our message through, but there’s no way to know for...

  • 2020 / 6 / 1
    Feed Drop: Minority Korner

    Hey everyone! We don’t have a new MBMBaM for you today — instead, we’re doing a feed drop of Minority Korner. It’s a fantastic show on the Maximum Fun network that’s all about discussing culture and news...

  • 2020 / 5 / 25
    MBMBaM 512: The Jabberjaw Affair

    When observing this episode from the future, it should serve as a pretty good benchmark for where we’re at, mentally speaking, mid-quarantine. Y’all, we spend a CHUNK of time talking about a cool blanket we...

  • 2020 / 5 / 18
    MBMBaM 511: A Big, Beautiful Buick Enclave

    We cordially invite you to go for a ride with us in Justin’s large, lovely Buick on a one-way trip to Jokesburg! (Provided you’ve wiped your feet, of course. Actually, just lose the shoes entirely. Are those...

  • 2020 / 5 / 11
    MBMBaM 510: Killer Car Wash

    Perhaps it’s the months of seclusion that has given us this macabre fascination, but in today’s episode, we debate, at length, the lethal capabilities of an automated car wash. Our conclusion: It’s probably...

  • 2020 / 5 / 4
    MBMBaM 509: The Grind Butler (Or: Grutler)

    At some point in all our lives, it’s happened to all of us: You’re enjoying a nice grind, but gosh! Where are you supposed to put your pocket-based belongings? Introducing: Grutler. (TM TM TM.)Suggested...

  • 2020 / 4 / 27
    MBMBaM 508: Face 2 Face: The Pepsi Proposal

    Hey, this is a weird one! For one thing, it’s a live show, which is a strange thing to listen to. For another thing, it’s a selection of bits from two different performances aboard the JoCo Cruise, so it’s a...

  • 2020 / 4 / 20
    MBMBaM 507: Dirtiest Dancing: Havana Nights

    If we’re gonna make it through this things, we’re gonna have to find genuine soul connections using Digital. And sometimes, we find Digital in the strangest of places, when we’re least expecting it. Suggested...

  • 2020 / 4 / 13
    MBMBaM 506: The Enchanted Horn of American Heroism

    Okay, we know we just had a non-standard 500th episode celebration, but as luck would have it, THIS episode also marks 10 years of us in the podcastin’ business. So, yes, Justin sings the song again. (Also,...

  • 2020 / 4 / 6
    MBMBaM 505: Slippery When Voltron

    In today’s episode, we set a new record for Lack of Commitment to an Opening Bit — a record whose previous holders include … let’s see here … oh, it’s us! The list just says us, like, fifty times.Suggested...

  • 2020 / 4 / 1
    FEED DROP - The Besties Play Animal Crossing: New Horizons!

    This isn't an episode of MBMBaM, but hey! Every living human being on Earth is talking about this game, so we decided to toss our Besties discussion here on the MBMBaM feed! (Don't fret -- this isn't taking...

  • 2020 / 3 / 30
    MBMBaM 504: The Nasty Buns

    In which we find a hero in these trying times: A hero with a cybernetic, socially-conscious snake and a land speed rivaling a mid-2010s Toyota Corolla.Suggested talking points: Look to Britney, Porch-Stable...

  • 2020 / 3 / 24
    MBMBaM 503: How to Get Away with Pinkbelly

    Listen, y’all. There’s only one way that we’re getting through this thing, and I think we all know exactly what way I’m talking about. It is imperative, now more than ever, that we get Richard Gere to be a...

  • 2020 / 3 / 16
    MBMBaM 502: American Psycho 2: The Squeakquel

    (Note: This was going to be our kick-off episode for the MaxFunDrive, which has been postponed. We've cut most of the drive-talk out of the episode -- hence the shorter-than-usual runtime and occasional...

  • 2020 / 3 / 9
    MBMBaM 501: Face 2 Face: Jeans-Washed Acid

    We’re currently sailing the high seas, searching for adventure on that big blue horizon. So, while we do that, here’s a live show we recently did in Cincinnati. (Griffin's doing fine, by the way. You'll...

  • 2020 / 3 / 2
    MBMBaM 500: Spaghettageddon Two: 2 Saucy, 2 Carbious

    So, before setting any expectations based on the title of the episode, know this: Ten years later, our bodies respond to spaghetti-loading SUPER differently. We all recorded this one together, and mostly...

  • 2020 / 2 / 24
    MBMBaM 499: Right Down the Middle

    THIS IS A NORMAL EPISODE. Please do not come into this one thinking we’re doing some kind of pre-500 celebration, or something. It’s NORMAL. There is NOTHING that sets it apart from all the other episodes....

  • 2020 / 2 / 17
    MBMBaM 498: Single Sleeved Sweater

    The energy in this one … is difficult to describe. Was it a result of us recording back-to-back episodes during a busy pre-travel prep session? Yes. Was it also the result of a soft and extremely haunted...

  • 2020 / 2 / 10
    MBMBaM 497: Bugatti Boys

    We’ve officially polished all the rough edges out of this weekly entertainment product that we’ve been making for like 10 calendar years. We’re nearly ready to enter our Closed Beta phase, which basically...

  • 2020 / 2 / 3
    MBMBaM 496: The Hyena Hole

    Listen folks, because this is the last time we’re gonna say this: Hyenas go in the Hyena Hole. Please, PLEASE stop putting non-hyena things into the Hyena Hole. You’re disrupting the whole circle of life, and...

  • 2020 / 1 / 27
    MBMBaM 495: Play Along at Home!

    You’re gonna have some questions after the new segment in today’s episode. Only one man has the answers. His name is Travis, and also when we said he has the answers, that’s actually not gonna be true a lot...

  • 2020 / 1 / 20
    MBMBaM 494: Face 2 Face: Hoops Destruct Button

    We’re still on hiatus while Travis celebrates the miracle of life, but we’ll be back with a proper new episode next week! In the meantime, please enjoy another of our live performances at the King’s Theater...

  • 2020 / 1 / 13
    MBMBaM 493: Face 2 Face: U Up?

    Travis and Teresa have CREATED NEW LIFE, so we’re taking this week off to celebrate. In lieu of a regular episode, please enjoy our recent romp in our nation’s capital!!

  • 2020 / 1 / 6
    MBMBaM 492: The Naming of 2020

    It has arrived. Our annual opportunity to place a steady hand upon the rudder of the new year is here, and boy howdy, it’s a big one. Twenty-Twenty?! It’s the same thing twice! Is that anything? Please? We’re...

  • 2019 / 12 / 23
    MBMBaM 491: Face2Face; Candlenights 2019

    Happy Candlenights my friends! It's time once more for our annual Huntington pilgrimage! Enjoy! Suggested Talking Points: It's Candlenights!

  • 2019 / 12 / 16
    MBMBaM 490: Ewdaddy

    What is … flavor? What defines the essence of an object’s true, unambiguous taste? Is flavor, perhaps, in the tongue of the food-haver? Also, mind if we sprinkle a little bit of dirt on this lasagna?...

  • 2019 / 12 / 9
    MBMBaM 489: The Clean Saloon

    Well, it finally happened. We got bit by the Broadway bug. Time to raise our anchors and set sail toward the warm, inviting waters of professional musical theater. Don’t try and change our minds — we have...

  • 2019 / 12 / 2
    MBMBaM 488: Huff the Un-Foot

    We want you to come inside of our home — the one we all actually share together — to meet our new, government-mandated bird friends. Sure, the audio quality of this show is gonna take a dive, but when you see...

  • 2019 / 11 / 25
    MBMBaM 487: Frasier Crane’s Anime Dreamscape

    Step inside the mind of the mind-reader himself (who is Frasier) as we pitch our bold new vision for Frasier. In this one, Frasier’s getting nasty, and we’re not willing to negotiate on that point, so don’t...

  • 2019 / 11 / 19
    MBMBaM 486: That’s So Hambone!

    Hello! We’ve safely returned from the concluding show of the Become the Monster tour. We are weary, but we also didn’t want to put up another live episode, so we like … just recorded a new one. It’s wild, we...

  • 2019 / 11 / 12
    MBMBaM 485: Face 2 Face: Haunted Munch Squad

    It happened. Well, a few things happened. One, we did a show in Orlando to make up for the time we had to cancel a show earlier this year. Two, in said show, Justin finally crossed the streams of his two...

  • 2019 / 11 / 4
    MBMBaM 484: Griffy Griffy Bang Bang

    In which we realize the scope of our commitment in promising to send a horse to college, and then determine an extremely powerful and highly lucrative name for the aforementioned horse. Suggested talking...

  • 2019 / 10 / 28
    MBMBaM 483: Face 2 Face: Beemen

    We’re taking a sick week and tossing up another live show from our most recent tour: Our maiden voyage to the good city Philadelphia. Unfortunately, we left that city worse off than we found it -- which is to...

  • 2019 / 10 / 21
    MBMBaM 482: Face 2 Face: Big Stitch Energy

    Enjoy our most recent show from the gorgeous Kings Theater in Brooklyn, complete with a musical introduction from Lin and a cameo appearance by a guy who we are like — for real now — about 81 percent certain...

  • 2019 / 10 / 14
    MBMBaM 481: I Have Seen Every Bird

    Look, the title ain’t lying, and you’d have no way of proving it if it were. One of us has seen every bird, full stop. We’re the new high score on the birdwatcher leaderboard, and who’s gonna argue against...

  • 2019 / 10 / 8
    MBMBaM 480: Everlasting Stringburger

    There’s only one surprisingly proportioned beef sandwich capable of stitching up the wide wounds carved across human civilization; and we’re the ones to invent it. (Not cook it, mind you. Good lord, we cannot...

  • 2019 / 9 / 30
    MBMBaM 479: Face 2 Face: A Spectral, Horny Build-A-Bear

    This live show, from our recent tour stop in Pittsburgh, will probably go down in history as “the one where we unknowingly distributed 100 KFC Doughnut Chicken Sandwiches to our audience, who, for some reason...

  • 2019 / 9 / 23
    MBMBaM 478: The Sprite Slide, A Sprite Experience

    Who’s lookin’ to get sticky sticky sticky in the hot hot sun? Come on down to Spriteland and get WILD with all your carbonated buds! We got lazy rivers just chock-full of this clear stuff, and boy, the bees...

  • 2019 / 9 / 17
    MBMBaM 477: Crash Bandicoot’s Wallet Chain

    If you open yourself up to it, love can find you in the strangest of places. In the meat aging attic. In Crash Bandicoot’s loaded back pocket. Or, in an unassuming serving of customizable, hastily baked...

  • 2019 / 9 / 9
    MBMBaM 476: Face 2 Face: Super-Snake Begins

    We’re returning from a big, wild family vacation, and so we present to you our big, wild live show from Atlanta! We performed it last weekend, back when we were SO jacked up on Coca-Cola that a beam of brown,...

  • 2019 / 9 / 2
    MBMBaM 475: Edchup

    For millennia, mankind has searched for what could be universally considered the worst, yuckiest, most profane, most inscrutable condiment to ever exist, or ever would exist, forever and ever. We’re pleased...

  • 2019 / 8 / 26
    MBMBaM 474: OutSTANDing Deals!

    Throw on your largest, most profane novelty T-Shirt and crack open a cold, fresh bottle of Old El Paso — it’s jokes time again! Suggested talking points: Gridiron Wisdom, Feature Length Texts, What to Wear to...

  • 2019 / 8 / 19
    MBMBaM 473: Spooketti

    Hey, Summer! Come over here for a second! We want to talk to you about … the beach. All the beach stuff we want to do during you, Summer. What’s that bear trap doing on the ground? Why’s Autumn hiding behind...

  • 2019 / 8 / 12
    MBMBaM 472: Public Domain LASIK Voicemails

    We have been smashed to pieces by our recent viewing of Hobbs and Shaw, which may explain the somewhat punch-drunk nature of today’s episode. It’s also possible we’ve been sprayed with some kind of Jason...

  • 2019 / 8 / 5
    MBMBaM 471: Face 2 Face: The Fraternity of Bones

    We spent pretty much all of last week on Island Time, which means we didn’t have time to record our japes and post them online for you, our dear friends. Instead, please enjoy this VILE episode that we did in...

  • 2019 / 7 / 29
    MBMBaM 470: Mama Freddy’s Turbo Spaghetti

    In today’s episode, we stumble upon a new motto, a new personal mantra to guide us into the new Roarin’ 20s — but, unfortunately, it has a cuss in it. And we’re not sure if we’re allowed to put cusses in this...

  • 2019 / 7 / 22
    MBMBaM 469: Face 2 Face: The DEEP Pepperoni

    We’re heading back from book tour, making this the perfect time for us to deploy our recent live show from lovely, soggy Indianapolis. Join us for discussions on Real Life Vape Dads, and see Justin and Travis...

  • 2019 / 7 / 15
    MBMBaM 468: Down the Soda Hole

    According to our editing software, this one is about 55 minutes long. Which is strange, because while we were recording in the Standing Energy Time Dilation Plane, it seemed a whole lot longer than that....

  • 2019 / 7 / 8
    MBMBaM 467: Leonardo Di-Zap!-rio

    Friends! We have a question for you: How many hot dogs did YOU eated last week? Did you do the most, out of everyone? Please tell us if you did the most, so we can give you the biggest trophy. Also, Jesse...

  • 2019 / 7 / 1
    MBMBaM 466: Food Train

    All Aboard*! The Food Train’s pulling into the station, and its sixty robot chefs are prepared to meet your every culinary desire! (* - Do not board the Food Train under any circumstances. Your body will be...

  • 2019 / 6 / 24
    MBMBaM 465: It’s Definitely Chodezilla

    Catching the brunt of cold and flu season, which might be happening right now, we haven’t checked? Sounds like you need to up your daily intake of Vitamin Cheese. GOTTA get that good stuff in your bones. ...

  • 2019 / 6 / 18
    MBMBaM 464: Face 2 Face: Peace with the Ground-Children

    We bumped the Grand Ole Opry from the Ryman lineup to present our own twisted, skewed comedy to the fine folks of Nashville, Tennessee. It was a momentous show, if only for the fact that we finally struck an...

  • 2019 / 6 / 10
    MBMBaM 463: Stranger Creams

    We believe in all our listeners’ ability to enjoy the summer responsibly and jubilantly. BUT. You wanna push that stuff Over the Top? You wanna get wiiiiiiild? Then you’ve GOT to get this episode into your...

  • 2019 / 6 / 3
    MBMBaM 462: The Pork Doctor

    Well, we did the damn thing again. We went ahead and spent a half hour talking about Garfield. We know. It’s done, though. The episode’s already finished, and this is it, and it’s got a full 30 minutes of...

  • 2019 / 5 / 28
    MBMBaM 461: All Rise!

    On today’s episode, we spend a while getting PUMPED for all the GREAT new television shows we’ll get to watch this year, then introduce our backdoor pilot for a food delivery brand that can transform into a...

  • 2019 / 5 / 21
    MBMBaM 460: Dr. Praetorium’s Fudge-a-matorium

    Today’s episode is ALL about dad-hacks, which is to say, how to hack your dad and make him buy you AS MANY expensive fish tanks as you want. We won’t lie: It’s not gonna be easy. But when you’ve got your...

  • 2019 / 5 / 13
    MBMBaM 459: Face 2 Face: You Know, Like Eggs?

    We’re scattered hither and yon this week, so here’s our recent live show from the Shire-esque paradise known as Salt Lake City. Join us for discussions of homemade knives, skull-based fighting techniques and,...

  • 2019 / 5 / 6
    MBMBaM 458: Race Island: A Horse Show

    A criminal crime happened in front of a breathless nation, and we’re just supposed to sit back and just like, celebrate a weak horse? This will not stand. We will not stand for it. Suggested talking point: A...

  • 2019 / 4 / 29
    MBMBaM 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice

    Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice™! Grind up the day! Here is Beanjuice™. It is an exciting opportunity: A contest, maybe! But one thing’s for sure: High-end luxury, and youth, and it’s...

  • 2019 / 4 / 22
    MBMBaM 456: Good Happy Taste!!!

    Keep your head on a swivel as we celebrate this birthday season, because there’s a LOT OF STUFF out to get us. Fridge traps, Cager the Basketball Monster, Minecraft Spiders — just, like, look lively, friends....

  • 2019 / 4 / 15
    MBMBaM 455: Fear Sponging Material

    Take a load off, friends. We know you’ve got your fair share of worries — heck, we all do. We’re here for you! Just whisper ‘em right here, right up our shirt sleeve. Let the shirt do the rest. Suggested...

  • 2019 / 4 / 8
    MBMBaM 454: Face 2 Face: April Foods’ Day

    We apologize to the city of San Jose for how many pranks we did on this episode, in which we celebrated the Great Pranking Day while recording a live show. If you want to be similarly pranked, good news! This...

  • 2019 / 4 / 1
    MBMBaM 453: The Grotto of Gains

    Wow, oh boy, do we hope you love benign observational humor. Oh jeez. We’ve really put all our chips down on benign observational humor, and if that doesn’t pay off — yikes! We’re gonna lose our shirts!...

  • 2019 / 3 / 25
    MBMBaM 452: The Cornbread Heist of the Century

    It’s week two of the MaxFunDrive, and already we’re looking for ways to boost our bottom line on the off chance this whole operation goes off the rails. If you see that sweet yellow bread sailing through the...

  • 2019 / 3 / 18
    MBMBaM 451: Spider-Man’s Magic Potion

    Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! We’re kicking things off with a genuine POTION PARTY! Come and get strong and fast and powerful with us, and consider kicking in a donation while you’re at it! This potion’s for...

  • 2019 / 3 / 11
    MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract

    We’re currently setting sail, looking for ancient treasures and sunken artifacts on the Atlantic Ocean on the JoCo Cruise! In the meantime, enjoy our recent live show from New Orleans! This episode is NOT...

  • 2019 / 3 / 4
    MBMBaM 449: The Cable Pie

    Just in case you happen to physically see us sometime in the next few months, you might want to listen to this one, just to explain the beautiful, grime-free spaces between our pressure-blasted choppers....

  • 2019 / 2 / 25
    MBMBaM 448: Bird Words

    This episode features some of the narrowest narrow-casting yet recorded in human history, which is to say: If you’ve got a science report about Birds due at school tomorrow morning, we’ve absolutely got you...

  • 2019 / 2 / 18
    MBMBaM 447: Valentine’s Escape Room

    You love this episode. Suggested talking points: Love Podcast Episode, Risky Card Reuse, Pepsi’s Vegetables, Little Secrets, Bach Lyrics, Cuisines, Pizzies, References

  • 2019 / 2 / 12
    MBMBaM 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture

    Here’s our live show, presented before a profoundly rowdy Birmingham audience, in which sensitive issues are discussed. Drink deeply of this episode, lapping its precious nutrients out of the palm of our...

  • 2019 / 2 / 4
    MBMBaM 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths

    This episode is all about food mistakes, which -- you know, we could save a lot of time writing these descriptions if we just used that as a boilerplate for every episode. This, and all episodes: Food...

  • 2019 / 1 / 28
    MBMBaM 444: The 100 Wishes of the Pandemonium Cube

    So, you think you’re tough enough to crack on into the Pandemonium Cube? Huh! Well, I hope you enjoy being a skeleton, because that’s what you’re gonna be after you fail to open the Pandemonium Cube — a...

  • 2019 / 1 / 22
    MBMBaM 443: Face 2 Face: Apple Time!

    Live from Podcon 2, it’s half an episode of MBMBaM! And then half an episode of non-live MBMBaM, just to give you a well-rounded hour-long podcast listening experience! Get It! Apple Time!

  • 2019 / 1 / 14
    MBMBaM 442: Justin’s Special Shower Sauce

    There’s a lot of what I’m going to classify as “Goof Echoes” in this episode — a strange phenomenon where subject matter of the past is placed, unconsciously, back on the table for discussion. Join us as we...

  • 2019 / 1 / 7
    MBMBaM 441: In a New York Whoopsie

    We’re looking for every opportunity we can to Become the Monster (TM, TM, TM) which informs a lot of this episode. Namely? We’re tired of the super “hero” known as Wolverine always trying to murder our dad,...

  • 2018 / 12 / 31
    MBMBaM 440: The Naming of 2019

    This episode is pretty dang near mandatory for anyone who wants to live 2019 in the correct manner. Join us as we decide the most powerful, most liberating, most attainable goal-slogan imaginable — a process...

  • 2018 / 12 / 27
    MBMBaM 439: Face 2 Face: Candlenights 2018

    It’s that time of year again. The snow is falling, the candles are a-blazing, and the curse words have been banished to the Darkness Realm, from which no sound or profanity may escape. Dig up the Yule Stump...

  • 2018 / 12 / 17
    MBMBaM 438: Face 2 Face: The Ham Up There

    As we prepare for our hometown holiday extravaganza, we present to you our recent live show from Denver, CO! It was a rowdy one, y’all. We suspect that everyone in the room had been visited that night by...

  • 2018 / 12 / 10
    MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug

    In today’s episode, we address a long-running audio anomaly that spans the entire history of our show, and in the process, Justin dry drowns, like, a little. Business Paintball, Wishbone Brutality, Big...

  • 2018 / 12 / 3
    MBMBaM 436: Face 2 Face: I Had Charcuterie Today!

    Join us and a rowdy crowd of wild Texans from our live show at the ACL Live at the Moody Theater as we discuss What’s-A Christmas to Me, Modern Day Knights and the art of arranging old, old meats and cheeses...

  • 2018 / 11 / 26
    MBMBaM 435: The Pasta Poem

    Hey, y'all on the lookout for great, online deals from trusted sources? Here's a great deal for you: An almost hour-long audio file with a bunch of jokes on it! And how much will it cost you? Like forty...

  • 2018 / 11 / 19
    MBMBaM 434: The Crimes of Grundlewad

    Aw DUNK it's time to make it magic at the movies again. Grab your favorite pizza and all your favorite DVDs and come on down to the movies with us, as some of our favorite wizards tally up Grimbleward's...

  • 2018 / 11 / 12
    MBMBaM 433: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior

    Hey, sorry about the title on this one. We really don't have an excuse. All we can say is that it's not nonsense words -- we have a nice, long discussion about the topic described. There really was no other...

  • 2018 / 11 / 5
    MBMBaM 432: Hand Dog and Face Cat

    The time for fence-sitting has come to an end. We must all now decide between the two ghoulish, mind-poisoning animal companions that will bring our hearts and homes one step closer to Hell. This decision is...

  • 2018 / 10 / 29
    MBMBaM 431: A Very Spooky Burger

    Welp, I guess this is unofficially our second Halloween episode, because we are ding-dongs who are incapable of looking at a calendar before recording our chart-topping advice podcast. It's like having two...

  • 2018 / 10 / 24
    MBMBaM 430: Scare's Swamp Thing A-boo-t Scary

    This is our Halloween episode, I guess? Travis kind of forced our hand a little bit, and we didn't realize that we will, in fact, have another episode up before Halloween. Basically, this whole episode is an...

  • 2018 / 10 / 15
    MBMBaM 429: Lactating Las Vegas

    This one goes places! First, into the mind of our favorite Marvel Defenger, who Travis met, and definitely didn't embarrass us in front of. Also, to the moon! Also, to Broadway! (Please do not tell the...

  • 2018 / 10 / 8
    MBMBaM 428: Big Debbie

    Travis makes a big purchasing decision for all three of us this episode, and the repercussions for his hastiness will reverberate throughout the land. Today, we put our oats where our mouth is. Which -- wait!...

  • 2018 / 10 / 1
    MBMBaM 427: Face 2 Face: Adult Big Green Reptiles

    We're finally all squared away after our wild month of travel! As things slowly start to calm down, we've prepared for you one more live show -- this time, from Seattle's beautiful Paramount Theater! It was a...

  • 2018 / 9 / 24
    MBMBaM 426: The Home of Smooth Daddy

    Last week, we slept soundly, knowing that we didn't live in a world where our brothers could publicly, viciously dunk on us in public, for the whole world to see, and remember. After the events of the past...

  • 2018 / 9 / 18
    MBMBaM 425: Bigfoot Meat

    Human civilization has long pondered the question of Bigfoot's existence. But have we, in searching for the Bigfoot, avoided confronting the far more pressing concern: Which kind of dipping sauce goes best...

  • 2018 / 9 / 10
    MBMBaM 424: The Fly-Swallow YouTube Challenge

    We're back and we're so excited about The Predator! Like, unreasonably excited. We're pretty sure that our fear of Predator has boiled over, and crystallized into excitement in our minds. THAT PREDATOR,...

  • 2018 / 9 / 4
    MBMBaM 423: Face 2 Face: The Bigfoot Whistle

    For this one? We're in the Walt Disney Theater in Orlando, FL. We're talking about all the Disney World jumpscares we experienced with our many kids, and then try to summon the Bigfoot into the theater, and...

  • 2018 / 8 / 27
    MBMBaM 422: The Very Best Stains

    We have become a hundred and fifty years old since the last time you heard from us! We're certain that, as goes our youthful vitality, so goes a significant portion of our audience. That is fine, because...

  • 2018 / 8 / 20
    MBMBaM 421: Spoonhog

    We're back with a completely sequential new episode! One that doesn't violate the sanctity of the podcast time-stream. It's got just the normal amount of weed humor in it. Gonna be a good one. Suggested...

  • 2018 / 8 / 13
    MBMBaM 419: Some Good JPEGs of My Favorite Matrix Characters

    Let this episode stand as a sort of checkpoint for those working their way through the MBMBaM catalog. The episode following this one has become unstuck in time. It is in the ether, somewhere. It will arrive...

  • 2018 / 8 / 6
    MBMBaM 418: Trial of the Riddlemancers

    GREETINGS, TRAVELER. You find yourself locked within the deepest depths of our Dastardly Podcast Labyrinth! There is only one escape: Solve these ingenious, crowdsourced riddles! We found them on the very...

  • 2018 / 7 / 31
    MBMBaM 417: DVDs For The People

    We're settling into the smoky, comfortable embrace of the authorial lifestyle, which means this show's about to get a LOT more distinguished. Smear some of your fanciest cheese on your most exquisite bread,...

  • 2018 / 7 / 24
    MBMBaM 416: Face 2 Face: Haunted Doll Cinematic Universe

    Juice is on vacation this week! We've got a live show for you in his absence -- it's from this past April, when the lovely denizens of Houston, TX came down to Jones Hall for an evening of friendship,...

  • 2018 / 7 / 16
    MBMBaM 415: My Very Cool Telescope!

    This episode is chock-full of practical tips, like how to punish a bird, and how to defend the honor of your favorite telescope. If you don't use at least one piece of helpful advice from this episode at some...

  • 2018 / 7 / 10
    MBMBaM 414: Hogsplash

    This one's got the summer stink all over it. We're talking about those PRETTY fireworks, talking about getting brave for amusement park attractions, and singing us some ice cream songs. Also, Marilu Henner...

  • 2018 / 7 / 2
    MBMBaM 413: Faster Car

    The current world record speedrun of this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me is a tight 14:51, from runner FastDave69. Can you find all the skips and glitches you need to beat FastDave69's impressive...

  • 2018 / 6 / 25
    MBMBaM 412: Robocup

    Your body was destroyed in the attack -- but hey, don't sweat it! We've made it better with our inscrutable technologies. Faster. Stronger. Able to hold like, way, way more liquid. You're gonna LOVE it!...

  • 2018 / 6 / 19
    MBMBaM 411: Face 2 Face: Bon Voyage!

    San Francisco was kind enough to have us come down for a visit and do a live show for them at The Warfield last weekend; a favor we returned by talking a lot about snake sex and secret pizza governments....

  • 2018 / 6 / 11
    MBMBaM 410: Game Man

    You can take the boys out of the video game industry, but you can't take all these video games out of the boys, because WOW, they are lodged REAL deep in there. Suggested talking points: The Triple, Jeans...

  • 2018 / 6 / 4
    MBMBaM 409: Limp Bizkit Skank Boy

    It's the summertime month known as June, and the age-old annual question is on everyone's lips: Where are they doing the Olympics this year? We got ourselves ready for all the great jumping and...

  • 2018 / 5 / 29
    MBMBaM 408: Come and Get It!

    If you cannot stand the heat of this episode of our podcast, and you find yourself unwilling to stay for the action, it's totally fine to walk away for a bit before dipping back in for a second helping. This...

  • 2018 / 5 / 21
    MBMBaM 407 : Morton Shart's Joke School

    In this episode, Justin reveals to the rest of us that he has enrolled in celebrity-led internet comedy classes. As you might expect, this becomes a primary focus for the other two brothers throughout the...

  • 2018 / 5 / 15
    MBMBaM 406: Face 2 Face: Sweet Dreams, Timothy

    Travis is on vacation this week, so we're happy to present to you our live show in gorgeous Columbus, Ohio from our most recent tour! It's got thrills, chills and spills, and also a new method for handling...

  • 2018 / 5 / 7
    MBMBaM 405: Gumpy, Hey!

    There is a new and large movie out in theaters right now, which means Our Watch Has Begun Anew. We promise, there's no Avengers spoilers present in this episode, save for the frank, challenging discussion...

  • 2018 / 4 / 30
    MBMBaM 404: Michelangelo's Special Week

    This is a smart episode, full of smart stuff about art and science! You're gonna feel like you're back in school with an episode like this, because of how smart all of it is. Suggested talking points: Second...

  • 2018 / 4 / 23
    MBMBaM 403: Hot Dog Wine

    Hot dang, what a fancy episode this is. Put on your best cotillion garb before popping in the earbuds on this one -- we would hate for you to feel underdressed. Maybe toss on a brooch or two -- the NICE ones,...

  • 2018 / 4 / 17
    MBMBaM 402: Face 2 Face: That Good Hot Dog Syrup

    Here's our recent live show from the McFarlin Memorial Auditorium in Dallas, Texas, in which we INVENT A NEW SYRUP?!?! Please don't share this one on-line until we hear back from the patent office.

  • 2018 / 4 / 9
    MBMBaM 401: Max Cooljazz

    We've climbed out of the smoking, anxiety-filled crater of Episode 400 to bring you this, a perfectly normal episode. This one's got a 100 percent guarantee that at no point will Al Roker manifest and dunk on...

  • 2018 / 4 / 2
    MBMBaM 400: The Escape to Margaritaville Red Carpet Extravaganza

    There are two human skills that fall completely outside our area of expertise: Having normal social interactions with celebrities, and having normal social interactions with literally anyone, ever, on the...

  • 2018 / 3 / 26
    MBMBaM 399: Stink Bar

    In this episode we go searching for Clues with our magic dog, to help solve a case that's been cold for years. The mail never fails, nor does our crime-busting expertise. Suggested talking points: New Steve,...

  • 2018 / 3 / 19
    MBMBaM 398: Rest in Reese's Pieces

    We've got all the big news from the big basketball games that have been going on in the big tournament. Who's gonna take home that sweet trophy? More importantly: Which coach has the best, most powerful name?...

  • 2018 / 3 / 12
    MBMBaM 397: Burnt Reynolds

    Travis floats a new segment this week that DEFINITELY will not earn us a Cease and Desist from John Quinones and the ABC News Corporation. Also: Some new live show announcements! Tickets go on sale this week!...

  • 2018 / 3 / 5
    MBMBaM 396: Independence Jumanji 3

    It's Hollywood's Biggest Night! (Please indulge us. It is still Hollywood's Biggest Night.) We're here with our incisive brand of twisted comedy, cracking wise about all the ... big movies! And all the other...

  • 2018 / 2 / 27
    MBMBaM 395: Diagnosis: Onions

    We've got a sleep deprived Justin, a seafaring Travis and a Basketball Camp-trained Griffin for this special, onion-packed episode. We have no energy, y'all. BECOME OUR ENERGY. Suggested talking points: Worf...

  • 2018 / 2 / 19
    MBMBaM 394: Face 2 Face: I Fritos Hard

    Justin's on paternity leave this week, so we're proud to present our live show from stunning Milwaukee from last November! We were all suffering unavoidable injuries this show, and inexplicably, it turned the...

  • 2018 / 2 / 12
    MBMBaM 393: Bungrob Squareman

    Time's running out to sign up for the Olympics! Don't sweat it if you miss the deadline, though. Our dude Todd can get you to the top of the hill. Just keep that between you, us and Todd, okay? Suggested...

  • 2018 / 2 / 5
    MBMBaM 392: Big Game Tony Sunday

    We're breaking down all the wild twists and turns of Big Game Tony Sunday, a game we definitely had not watched at the time of this recording. Our prophecies, as per usual, ended up being eerily accurate....

  • 2018 / 1 / 29
    MBMBaM 391: Jeff Wolfworthy

    We're back with some church-friendly jokes about the X-treme Football League, Secret Vampire Neighbors and, just to round out the experience, a deep dive into the sonic poetry of LMFAO. Suggested talking...

  • 2018 / 1 / 29
    MBMBaM: The TV Show: The Commentary Track: The Second Episode

    To celebrate the launch of My Brother, My Brother and Me on iTunes and Google Play in the U.S. The McElroy Brothers are so proud to present a commentary track for the 2nd episode, "Resumes and Jamiroquai's...

  • 2018 / 1 / 22
    MBMBaM 390: Singing to the Bean Box

    Are you appreciating those sweet, beautiful morning beans in the way the Lord intended? Are you truly nurturing those magnificent beans, making sure their powerful nutrients make their way into the hot cup?...

  • 2018 / 1 / 16
    MBMBaM 389: Horsebonology

    This episode contains some dark revelations about Earth's Best Animal, as well as some semi-coherent ramblings fueled by a cocktail of potent cold and flu medicines. It is a challenge; a mountain you must...

  • 2018 / 1 / 10
    MBMBaM 388: Face 2 Face: The Mystery of the Seven Parrots

    Pretty much everyone in our family is sick this week! Which means we couldn't record. Instead, we've combined the best bits from our TWO shows in Chicago last year into one super episode! Finally, you can...

  • 2018 / 1 / 2
    MBMBaM 387: TWO THOUSAND AND LATE-TEEN

    That's not what we ended up calling the year, by the way. Though, following our grand tradition, we did end up spending about 20 minutes trying to figure out the definitive them for 2018. So ... enjoy that?...

  • 2017 / 12 / 26
    Candlenights 2017

    Here we are again, friends, with our beloved annual swear-free episode of MBMBaM. Gather those you love around the Podcast Victrola and enjoy. Suggested talking points: Rockin' Randy the Safe Sex Santa, Proof...

  • 2017 / 12 / 18
    MBMBaM 385: Horses in the Drift

    Well, we've had a good run of being a podcast that folks can listen to with their ears and enjoy with their brains, but with today's technological innovations, we're afraid we've evolved into something more...

  • 2017 / 12 / 12
    MBMBaM 384: Face 2 Face: TORONTO! LISTEN!

    Despite the title of this live episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me, this one's actually from our performance at PodCon 2017 in beautiful, foggy Seattle! Join us as we dive into some pressing Yahoos with...

  • 2017 / 12 / 4
    MBMBaM 383: Fins Up

    For reasons beyond our understanding, we were able to have Jimmy Buffett on this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. Jimmy Buffett looked at all the opportunities available to him, the real Jimmy...

  • 2017 / 11 / 27
    MBMBaM 382: The Craw Daddy

    Aw, man! It's The Craw Daddy! Someone get that guy a beer! In this podcast, we love and respect The Craw Daddy, and thank him for all of his good and selfless works. Potential listeners who do not respect The...

  • 2017 / 11 / 21
    MBMBaM 381: Face 2 Face: Griffin's Big, Brave Stunt

    We just got back from our tour of America's beautiful Midwest! Here's our show from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis, which features our worst on-stage injury to date. It was regrettable, and also hilarious.

  • 2017 / 11 / 13
    MBMBaM 380: Nuthead

    So, Justin met Jimmy Buffett. And yet, somehow, that is not the thing we end up spending the most time talking about this episode. No, instead, we create a horror movie franchise that's going to really push...

  • 2017 / 11 / 6
    MBMBaM 379: 6969 Cool Street

    We hope everyone's having a good ol' morning! Remember to set your clocks an hour back, and then throw your clock away, because it's irrelevant under our fresh, new way of telling time. Suggested talking...

  • 2017 / 10 / 30
    MBMBaM 378: Pumpkindaze 2017

    Legally, we have to say the first, oh, four minutes of this episode is just ALL parody, all the time. It's definitely, definitely covered under fair use, and there's just no debate about that. Suggested...

  • 2017 / 10 / 24
    MBMBaM 377: Face 2 Face: One Great Potato!

    Here's our most recent live show from the Tennessee Performing Arts Center in beautiful Nashville, TN! It features a new, fresh take on audience questions, and probably the greatest Haunted Doll Watch of all...

  • 2017 / 10 / 16
    MBMBaM 376: Face 2 Face: Shrimp, Heaven, Live!

    Here's our star-studded live show from the gorgeous King's Theater in Brooklyn, NY! We still cannot believe they allowed us to do a show there. It was irresponsible, is what it was.

  • 2017 / 10 / 9
    MBMBaM 375: Massage Drone Switcheroo

    Thank you all for joining us as Griffin makes a startling announcement about a decision he's made this fateful, aromatic day. He asks for your patience and your strength in these trying, nasty times....

  • 2017 / 10 / 2
    MBMBaM 374: Respect the Journey

    We're back after nearly a month of not recording new episodes, and boy, do we only kind of remember how this thing works. If memory serves, it's mostly just a fancast of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis,"...

  • 2017 / 9 / 26
    MBMBaM 373: Face 2 Face: Bonefolders

    It's our late show from Boston's beautiful Wilbur Theater! We spent almost all of it doing audience questions, with ... mixed results, I think it's safe to say. It got pretty buckwild.

  • 2017 / 9 / 18
    MBMBaM 372: Face 2 Face: Sock-Based Target Crimes

    Here's another one of our live shows from our recent tour of America's most Northeastern reaches -- this time from the Wilbur in Boston! This was our first of two shows that night, which is good, because this...

  • 2017 / 9 / 11
    MBMBaM 371: Face 2 Face: A Lot About Horniness

    Once again we are coming to you pre-recorded LIVE from beautiful Washington D.C.! We sure hope you enjoy! Suggested Talking Points: Train Murder Preparedness, What Kind Of Family You Got, King of Pranks,...

  • 2017 / 9 / 7
    EMERGENCY LIVE SHOW MESSAGE!

    This is an emergency live show announcement to make sure YOU (and every one else who is coming) know that the live shows this weekend start at 7PM!

  • 2017 / 9 / 4
    MBMBaM 370: Dax Don't Care

    Justin and Travis have returned from their annual pilgrimage to Margaritaville, and they've got plenty of stories from inside that challenging environment. Griffin wasn't invited, but only because he's...

  • 2017 / 8 / 28
    MBMBaM 369: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 122 - 133

    Two-thirds of the brothers are on vacation this week, so they've prepared you this special trip down memory lane in their absence. We're not sure why the audio quality is so terrible on memory lane? Those...

  • 2017 / 8 / 21
    MBMBaM 368: The Sun Shines On Our Dark Planet!

    Justin, Travis and Dane are back again to talk about the few blissful minutes of sun our world received on this blessed rotation. Justin also pitches a very, VERY whimsical story about food that isn't...

  • 2017 / 8 / 14
    MBMBaM 367: Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

    Shrimp! Heaven! Now! Suggested talking points: DuckTales Returns, Nanner Team, Blank ATM Card, A Kitty's Gift, Car Courtesy, My Trademark, Not Again Daniel

  • 2017 / 8 / 7
    MBMBaM 366: Sorry, Todd

    In today's episode, we're pretty sure we meet the God-King of Yahoo Answers. Do not look directly into the Todd; his splendor is not intended to be witnessed with human eyes. Suggested talking points: Dog...

  • 2017 / 7 / 31
    One Guy, One Guy, and a Chicken Place

    Folks, from movie reviews to daring escapes, this episode has it all! Stunning confessions! Fast food war! Gordon Ramsey fan fiction! Ghosts! You won't believe how much we cram-jammed into one episode!...

  • 2017 / 7 / 25
    MBMBaM 364: Face 2 Face: Dumbledore’s Magic Buffalo Wings

    Here’s our live show from the beautiful Balboa Theater in also-beautiful San Diego! Thanks to everyone who came out!

  • 2017 / 7 / 18
    MBMBaM 363: Breathing in Space

    We've got that San Diego Comic-Con fever! And ... it's a real, real bad case. We've got the Spider-Man Shakes, and Batman Sweats, and have to cancel the rest of our public appearances, just to try and keep...

  • 2017 / 7 / 10
    MBMBaM 362: Travis McElroy Presents: Waffle Friend

    Okay, so, you're going to hit a point in this episode where we start talking about who would win in a very real war between horse-mounted humans and centaurs. And we want you to know, right now, before...

  • 2017 / 6 / 26
    MBMBaM 361: Gelsey Krammer

    Hey kids, it's me, your pal Alan Alda. I saw you getting ready to send that Tweet, and I just wanted to say: Twitter is real-life dangerous. The things you put online are like really fast cars, and so:...

  • 2017 / 6 / 19
    MBMBaM 360: Gatorade Weak

    Wait, don't tell us you're STILL chugging that full-power, unfiltered sports beverage? Listen: Nobody needs that much energy. Why not come down to our level with a smooth glass of a soothing Gatorade...

  • 2017 / 6 / 12
    MBMBaM 359: Tumnus Opportunities

    Hello friends! We are coming to you pre-recorded from E3 and we have all the hot scoops the we bet are definitely going to be something that happens in the future! So, enjoy this episode and all the HOT...

  • 2017 / 6 / 5
    MBMBaM 358: Detective Jigsaw, My Very Best Friend

    Sorry it's come down to this, dear listeners, but we've been cops the whole time, and we've got to take you down for all the crimes you did while enjoying our podcast. We'd still love to have you over for the...

  • 2017 / 5 / 30
    MBMBaM 357: A Wonderful Hug From Goro

    Today's episode features a drop-in from our critically acclaimed Twin Peaks fancast-within-a-podcast, The Bookhouse Boys. We've got answers for all the questions this twisted series throws at you -- questions...

  • 2017 / 5 / 24
    BONUS: Dorms and Ghoulsmashing Commentary

    Hey all! To celebrate the launch of the MBMBaM Seeso show on iTunes internationally, we're releasing a commentary track for the first episode. Enjoy! Music: Dancing in Heaven by Q-Feel

  • 2017 / 5 / 23
    MBMBaM 356: Face 2 Face: My Donut-Loving Boys

    Here's our live show from The Paramount in Austin, TX! We had a great time, even though everyone sitting the balcony was SO NASTY. You all would not BELIEVE what a NASTY balcony it was.

  • 2017 / 5 / 15
    MBMBaM 355: The Playbloom

    This episode is all about the stuff that gets folks' noodle going. It's one of our most thematically consistent episodes yet, which is a shame. A quarter of it was spent talking about a movie that came out in...

  • 2017 / 5 / 8
    MBMBaM 354: Beanfreak

    We don't know about you, but we're still feeling that post-Derby glow. Seeing all those big, magnificent animals do their best out on that sloppy, sloppy track has prepared us for whatever life has to throw...

  • 2017 / 5 / 1
    MBMBaM 353: The Feenysnatcher

    "Friends, we find ourselves in the midst of an unprecedented crisis. All our sitcom characters have gone missing. Well, not 'missing,' per se. We know where they are. They're in universes where they should...

  • 2017 / 4 / 24
    MBMBaM 352: Three Deep On the Window

    We're out here doing our best, burning the candle at both ends, and SHOOT, wouldn't you know it -- we slept through another dang holiday. Another rose flies by, unsmelled, as we hunch tirelessly over the...

  • 2017 / 4 / 17
    MBMBaM 351: Omnidirectional Scampi Blast

    This week, we're celebrating a momentous birthday by full-force launching a Razor Scooter into the hungry mouth of a volcano. We're also talking about how good shrimp scampi is for nearly 55 uninterrupted...

  • 2017 / 4 / 10
    MBMBaM 350: The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team

    We've got over 350 hours of podcasts under our belt, which, according to Malcolm Gladwell, means we've fully mastered the craft. We're turning our attention to loftier endeavors, now: Namely, training up the...

  • 2017 / 4 / 3
    MBMBaM 349: Face 2 Face: Remembering How to Do Live Shows in Portland

    Listen in to our nearly two-hour-long live show in beautiful Portland, Ore., which we performed after not doing a live show for over six months. It was also our first live show using lavalier mics, which led...

  • 2017 / 3 / 27
    MBMBaM 348: Stardust and Dino Piss

    Happy second week of the MaxFunDrive! Everyone has been absolutely killing it! Let's finish strong with an episode that, no shit, starts with an in-depth, 15-minute-long discussion about Craig T. Nelson's...

  • 2017 / 3 / 23
    PILOT: The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2, Chapter 1

    Happy #MaxFunDrive, to celebrate, we're giving you a sneak peak at our next project, a narrative, non-fiction prestige podcast about how we got into Trolls 2. This is not a goof. The McElroy Brothers Will Be...

  • 2017 / 3 / 20
    MBMBaM 347: Donut Miss This Episode!

    Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! We recorded this one in a hotel room rigth before our recent live show in Portland. The audio isn't as tight as we like it -- Travis in particular sounds like he's recording from...

  • 2017 / 3 / 13
    MBMBaM 346: Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Can't Lose

    The joke that constitutes the title of this episode is absolutely the best thing in this episode, and I'm very, very sorry for ruining it, but I can't imagine titling this episode anything else. This joke is...

  • 2017 / 3 / 6
    MBMBaM 345: Face 2 Face: Candlenights in September

    Okay, so, let's get conceptual for a bit. This episode, which we're releasing in Justin's absence, is our annual holiday live show, which we recorded in the decidedly non-holiday month of September, and are...

  • 2017 / 2 / 27
    MBMBaM 344: The Cream Beams to the Tower of Flavortown

    If the night sky looks a little empty to you tonight, it's because all the stars are here, in this episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me. Because the Oscars happened! The cinema! All of the acting, and...

  • 2017 / 2 / 20
    MBMBaM 343: The Sauce Doctor's Blessing

    Things have changed. Like, we wanted to stay "Podcast Humble" for as long as possible, but when you're fielding as many A-List phone convos as we have over the past few days, it's tough to stay true to your...

  • 2017 / 2 / 13
    MBMBaM 342: Pigeons in the Strike Zone

    We know that Valentine's Day can be rough for some folks, so in this episode, we take the whole idea of the holiday to task. Like, when they hear our incisive rips in this episode, they might just cancel the...

  • 2017 / 2 / 6
    MBMBaM 341: An Erotic Balloon Puzzle

    How about that Super Bowl, and all the things that happened during it? You know a lot of people are calling it the Super Bowl, but -- heh -- we're not sure it was that "Super." Anyways, those are the jokes...

  • 2017 / 1 / 30
    MBMBaM 340: Doritos-Blasted Crow

    We spend a good 20 minutes of this episode talking about fast food and 20 minutes about workplace kissing etiquette, leaving us with a tidy 20 mintues to address virtually all of your other concerns. As if...

  • 2017 / 1 / 23
    MBMBaM 339: Scatman Zozo

    Bust out the homemade Ouija and join us for a journey into the supernatural realms that slumber beneath our own. We're gonna talk to a magic dog that keeps reincarnating as different would-be Dennis Quaid...

  • 2017 / 1 / 17
    MBMBaM 338: Thunderwall

    What's up, Gearheads? We made an episode just for you! Join us for an in-depth discussion on Justin's new ride, and listen in as he breaks down all the special modifications he made both under and above the...

  • 2017 / 1 / 10
    MBMBaM 337: Seaburglars of the Archipelago

    Last week, we kinda threw our hat over the fence vis-a-vis zagging on y’all. This week, we’re trying to adhere to this new philosophy with an episode chock-full of surprises and twists and turns and … uh …...

  • 2017 / 1 / 3
    MBMBaM 336: Twenty-Something-Teen

    We spend half this episode coming up with a name for the new year, which is as important an endeavor as we can undergo. Yes, we boned it last year. This time, we're FEELING IT SO HARD. Suggested talking...

  • 2016 / 12 / 26
    MBMBaM 335: Rise of the Star King

    Happy Candlenights, everybody! This year's curse-free Candlenights spectacular isn't a live show, but it's pretty merry all the same. Please enjoy what turned out to be an in-depth teardown of the...

  • 2016 / 12 / 19
    MBMBaM 334: BYOBurger

    This episode sure is like a hurricane folks! We're scopin' the horizon and we're seeing a duck blur! Forewarning: brace your ears for the most terrifying impressions known to man. Also, a lot of Juggalo talk....

  • 2016 / 12 / 12
    MBMBaM 333: The Full Randall

    It’s another mostly sleep deprived episode this week, so please enjoy our nearly incoherent ramblings about Japanese reality shows, Prince’s vault of personalized music and an outline for a new, Oscar-worthy...

  • 2016 / 12 / 7
    The MBMBaM Guided Sleep Experience for Spiritual Harmony

    Lay back. Close your eyes. Prepare yourself for a journey into sleep, guided by the McElroy Brothers and sponsored by Casper. ASMR? You know it. Stunts? You betcha. Distinctive oil stink? No sir. WARNING: DO...

  • 2016 / 12 / 5
    MBMBaM 332: TV Toilet Tourist

    It's our first episode as all dads, and it's kind of a club banger? Like, you can probably chalk that up to the sleepless delirium that two of the three of us are undergoing, but maybe it's just a...

  • 2016 / 11 / 28
    MBMBaM 331: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 112-121

    Well, now Griffin had a baby too. Listen, we've heard all the jokes already, so let us just save you some time: The McElroy Brothers can't stop procreating. We get it. Ha-ha. Anyway, here's another greatest...

  • 2016 / 11 / 22
    MBMBaM 330: President Shaq Neal

    "Hey, you! Come over here! Wanna tell you about something important. One time, about ten years back, I did play a Street Fighter. And it filled me with a terrible rage. A real fury. Went outside, sun blinding...

  • 2016 / 11 / 14
    MBMBaM 329: The Laser Tag Embassy

    During these frightening times, most of us are probably looking for a place where we can be free from opression and worry altogether. In today's episode, we believe we've discovered that very place: The...

  • 2016 / 11 / 7
    MBMBaM 328: The Anxiety-Free Cruise

    We know tensions are high right now, and the last thing we want is for our weekly goof parade to add to that. So, this week, we've charted a course to chill-ass waters as part of the MBMBaM Anxiety-Free...

  • 2016 / 10 / 31
    MBMBaM 327: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 92 - 111

    We're one brother short this week, because -- get this -- Travis is a dad! He's on a break for a bit, so we're keeping the good ship MBMBaM afloat in his absence with this best-of episode. There's some good...

  • 2016 / 10 / 24
    MBMBaM 326: Open-Source Burger King

    It is time that we throw off the tyranny of our fast food oppressors and begin to truly, finally Have It Our Way. Our campaign will be a brutal one, but once our liberty is secure, well -- bah dah...

  • 2016 / 10 / 17
    MBMBaM 325: Cavemen Tears

    This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me is so dang educational, you will feel like you just completed a full two year college-level program by the time we reach the Final Yahoo. Listen with a hungry...

  • 2016 / 10 / 10
    MBMBaM 324: A Heroic and Well-Reviewed Lizard

    Now that we're technically television experts, we're going to spend a lot more time talking about how that delicious TV sausage gets made. Did you know most characters you see on television shows are just...

  • 2016 / 10 / 4
    MBMBaM 323: How I Lost the Fateful Basketball Game to Mr. Carter

    We're very happy to be back in the loving embrace of our Original Broadcasting Medium, Podcasts -- mostly because making television is, scientifically speaking, the most difficult job that a person can have....

  • 2016 / 9 / 27
    MBMBaM 322: “Margaret, It Happened Again!”

    This is the last episode the three of us had to record all in the same room, and boy, you can just hear the elation in our voices. Gaze into the mirror with us, as we peer into the Equestriverse and see which...

  • 2016 / 9 / 20
    MBMBaM 321: Which One Vapes?

    The TV Business has all of us feeling about as tired of each other and ourselves as we can get — which is why this episode is mostly us eschewing comedy altogether in favor of the development of the BEST GAME...

  • 2016 / 9 / 13
    MBMBaM 320: Murder Circus

    We’re all together in Huntington, making a television show, which is pretty great. One caveat: One of us is dissolving at the molecular level, which has thrown a REAL MONKEY WRENCH into production. A real...

  • 2016 / 9 / 6
    MBMBaM 319: Kenny Rogers GameFAQs

    Everyone loves the song "The Gambler," by songsmith Kenny Rogers -- and if anyone says otherwise, they're a LIAR -- but did you know how many advanced poker strategies are tucked away in the lyrical folds and...

  • 2016 / 8 / 29
    MBMBaM 318: French Butterfly Kisses

    Another summer has come and gone without receiving the Once and Future Summer Jam, which is, of course, the sequel to Bob Carlisle's "Butterfly Kisses." WHERE'S THE HEAT, CARLISLE? We're ready, Bob, for the...

  • 2016 / 8 / 22
    MBMBaM 317: Jimmy Buffett's Betrayal-ville

    This is not the episode you want to listen to if you're hoping to renew your faith in humanity. Each of the boys lost something dear in the week leading up to this recording, but none so much as Justin, who...

  • 2016 / 8 / 16
    MBMBaM 316: Smart Stuff

    Hey, look who's at the door! The back door, I mean. It's Island Boy, and he's very, very lost. Oops! Now we have to take care of Island Boy, because I'm pretty sure he'll perish out in the real world....

  • 2016 / 8 / 8
    MBMBaM 315: No Gods, No Kings, Only McCheese

    Happy Olympics-Time everybody! Can our brave Olympians solve the puzzle of the Five Rings before the torchlight's end? Or will the Rio Ring-Eaters doom their quest before it even begins? Suggested talking...

  • 2016 / 8 / 1
    MBMBaM 314: MBMBaM Summer Club

    Hey everybody! Get your parents to fill out this form, and pay the one-time $1,100 application fee, and you too can join the MBMBaM Summer Club! We've got all the amenities and classes you could ever need to...

  • 2016 / 7 / 25
    MBMBaM 313: Bone Dry Feeners

    We're back from Boston and ready to answer some old, stale-ass questions we left lying around the studio. Seriously, this joint would be haunted by the stench of our neglected egg-mess, if not for the...

  • 2016 / 7 / 18
    MBMBaM 312: Face 2 Face: Live from Drowzee City

    Here's our live show from the Wilbur Theater in beautiful Boston, MA! We talk a lot about Pokemon Go in this episode, which is only appropriate, because one out of the three of us was also playing Pokemon Go...

  • 2016 / 7 / 11
    MBMBaM 311: Amber Is The Color of Our Energy

    Welcome to the 311th episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me! We're going to celebrate this special occasion by talking about our favorite Reggae-Nu Metal fusion band, and also by chatting with LEGENDARY...

  • 2016 / 7 / 4
    MBMBaM 310: A Tale of Two Gallaghers

    Happy Birthday, America! We got you another episode, but you have to share it with everyone. Also, you should not enjoy the last 10 minutes at a family bar-b-q without headphones. It gets pretty blue America!...

  • 2016 / 6 / 28
    MBMBaM 309: Here Comes Ray Donovan

    Our RSS news feed is an absolute garbage pile right now, so we spent most of this episode talking about the one shining, brilliant light in the darkness: Ray Donovan. Welcome back, Ray: You're here right when...

  • 2016 / 6 / 20
    MBMBaM 308: Burgertrees

    We're back after our post-live show recording hiatus, which explains why we spend the first, oh, six minutes of this podcast just saying the word "Daddies" over and over again. Celebrate some dads with us!...

  • 2016 / 6 / 13
    MBMBaM 307: Face 2 Face: Would You Rather DeVito?

    We're coming to you live from the Playstation Theatre in New York, NY! We assume that you, like our live audience, are "horny for this"! Along with being a great episode, it features a big announcement and...

  • 2016 / 6 / 7
    MBMBaM 306: Face 2 Face: Foggy Bottoms

    Here's a live performance from The Lincoln Theatre, in beautiful, humid Washington D.C.! Join us for a lengthy discussion on soupy gooses, a perplexing audience question about random acts of tap shoes and, of...

  • 2016 / 5 / 30
    MBMBaM 305: Bubble Jug Life

    We're bringing back the world's most unsavory gum with a little prodding from Twitter. There's other stuff too, but if we can accomplish the first one, it'll be a good podcast's work done. Suggested Talking...

  • 2016 / 5 / 23
    MBMBaM 304: Chicken Soup for Boys

    This episode's just full of heapin' helpin's of that good old down-home wisdom -- the kind that just warms up yer bones and renews your spirit, right when you need it. It's sagely as heck. Dig on into a...

  • 2016 / 5 / 16
    MBMBaM 303: Toot Me to Cabo

    We're excited to announce that we are going to win next year's Eurovision Song Contest! Our triumph is written in the stars. Our plan of attack is undefeatable: Opulent Gowns, Key Changes and So, So Much...

  • 2016 / 5 / 9
    MBMBaM 302: Honkin' on Bruno

    This may be a difficult transition for y'all, but we need you to scoop up all your old DVDs of Kung Fu Panda 3, and throw them right into the incinerator. We're on to Captain America: Civil War-Watch, y'all....

  • 2016 / 5 / 2
    MBMBaM 301: The Pirate King

    Here it is, our first episode of MBMBaM Vol. 2. What's different in this bold new chapter of our podcast? Viiirrtuuaallllyyyyy noooothiiiiiing. Suggested talking points: Twitter Defense Force, Frutopia...

  • 2016 / 4 / 25
    MBMBaM 300: The Three Hundredth One

    Thanks, gang. Suggested talking points: The Clowns, Frutopia Key Party, The Five Hardest Tricks, Hot Tub Invitations, Pilot Dreams, Nude Art, Raffi Curses

  • 2016 / 4 / 18
    MBMBaM 299: The Shorting Hat

    This is it: The end of an era. In this episode, we put the opening chapter of the MBMBaM experience behind us. Join us for a deep gaze into the TIME PORTAL, where all possible podcast futures will be...

  • 2016 / 4 / 12
    MBMBaM 298: The Impossible Joke

    We're ramping up to our 300th Episode Extravaganza in the only way we know how: By releasing this episode late, and spending a whooooole lot of it talking about Randy Quaid and Mario Lopez. Suggested talking...

  • 2016 / 4 / 4
    MBMBaM 297: Justin Wide

    Happy belated April Fools' Day everyone! That's when we recorded this episode, and hoo boy, apparently our prank on you is that we have prepared an episode that discusses, to an obsessive degree, Julias...

  • 2016 / 3 / 28
    MBMBaM 296: Shower Boys

    THANKS FOR THE MONEY CHUMPS. You thought all that was going to help support the podcast you're about to listen to? No way - we just needed some seed money to launch our heart's true passion: A Podcast about...

  • 2016 / 3 / 21
    MBMBaM 295: Goofbusters II

    It's the second week of the MaxFunDrive, and our second week of reviving some of your favorite classic bits from MBMBaMs past. One small problem: We kind of ran out of bits. We're getting more conceptual this...

  • 2016 / 3 / 14
    MBMBaM 294: Goofbusters

    AWWWW DUNK. It's MaxFunDrive time! We're kicking off a two-week celebration of your generosity with this an episode that's just, like, chock-full of pandering. By which we mean we revive all of our classic...

  • 2016 / 3 / 7
    MBMBaM 293: Dark Ages Teen Life

    After a rocky, inscrutable start, this episode starts to tackle some heady subjects. Like, for instance, whether or not it's possible to cook and safely consume dorm furniture. Also, how sick it would be to...

  • 2016 / 2 / 29
    MBMBaM 292: Remain on the Smooth Tip

    H-hey, you guys are cool with us talking about Fuller House for a hot minute, right? Because, holy chalupas, do we have some hot-ass takes up in this episode. Suggested talking points: The Gibbler Shed, Young...

  • 2016 / 2 / 22
    MBMBaM 291: Most Likely to Boat

    Bliss Delight returns to the studio after a few weeks spent traveling the Ethersphere and kicking it on Earth Jr. for a bit. We've only got about an hour of studio time before the next metamorphosis, so let's...

  • 2016 / 2 / 16
    MBMBaM 290: Kung Fu Panda 3 Watch

    Everybody said it would never happen -- that America hadn't done anything good enough to deserve a third installment in the Kung Fu Panda saga. And they're all right: We don' t deserve Kung Fu Panda 3, but we...

  • 2016 / 2 / 8
    MBMBaM 289: Ben Stiller's Museum Nights

    Welcome, all, to our most fanciful episode yet! It's got everything: Extremely wrong-headed Super Bowl predictions, Travis' mushroom-tainted movie memories and a brief lesson on Mogwai rights. Come with us on...

  • 2016 / 2 / 1
    MBMBaM 288: Shuriken Dip

    We're glad that the subject matters addressed in this episode are coming at this point in our careers, because we're not sure we would have been equipped to handle them four years ago. Like: Sleep Jeans?...

  • 2016 / 1 / 25
    MBMBaM 287: Glistening Fishlifters

    It's really hard for the three of us to get together and record a solid hour-or-so of comedy audio without our robotic assistants barging into the studio. We apologize for their automated, synthetic...

  • 2016 / 1 / 19
    MBMBaM 286: Coyotes Ate Our Dad

    Listen, it's our own fault, really. We teased that coyote with the promise of warmth and familial love, which are a coyote's two most favorite things. Feeding him that sweet 'ched probably didn't help things,...

  • 2016 / 1 / 11
    MBMBaM 285: Home Alone 0: Blood in the Snow

    There's a lot more to the Home Alone series than slapstick home defense and Tim Curry's pronunciation of the word "pizza." Like, a lot more. Some dark stuff, too -- and it all exists within the confines of...

  • 2016 / 1 / 4
    MBMBaM 284: Hope and Slime

    We're kicking off 20-Fixteen: Building Bridges by providing bespoke advice for some very specific groups of people: Former members of ska bands, grandma pill vendors, sleepyheads and the 12 slimy duplicates...

  • 2015 / 12 / 30
    MBMBaM 283: Building Bridges

    Friends: The Con is Off. Finish the last, intricately planned steps of your grift by 11:59 p.m. tomorrow, because your devious ways aren't exactly going to mesh with next year's theme. Suggested talking...

  • 2015 / 12 / 22
    MBMBaM 282: Candlenights 2015

    A joyous Candlenights to you and yours! Here’s our live episode from our beautiful hometown of Huntington, WV. It’s got everything you need to boost your holiday spirits: Carolers, good cheer and a deep, deep...

  • 2015 / 12 / 14
    MBMBaM 281: Sisterball of the Dribbling Shorts

    The metamorphosis has begun. Come all, and bear witness to our rebirth into a new world -- a world full of hoops, dunks and wonder. Come, luxuriate in our basketball fantasies. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 12 / 7
    MBMBaM 280: Great Job

    This week, we very casually, almost off-handedly change the automotive industry forever. We just like, drop this earth-shattering car innovation like, no big deal, free of charge. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 11 / 30
    MBMBaM 279: Sad Cabbage Boy's Candy Contest

    We are absolutely, undeniably on that Christmas Creep -- but who's gonna be the lucky individual who gets to reverse-burglarize our homes this December the 25th? Find out in our exciting, fresh new reality...

  • 2015 / 11 / 24
    MBMBaM 278: The Gushie Tapes

    We think that we've got our finger on the pulse of the wants and needs our audience has for the show. At least, we hope we do, because we took a good look at y'all and said, "This, this is an audience that...

  • 2015 / 11 / 16
    MBMBaM 277: The Taz Rebellion

    Though it may be Monday the 16th when this is released, it was recorded on the spookiest day... Friday! So much energy built up for the weekend! What could happen?! Plus, CORN! Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 11 / 11
    MBMBaM 276: Luda Tells It Best

    Sorry this one's a bit late, but the first few minutes should shed some light onto the circumstances that kept you waiting. Um ... if you're not into DIGESTIVE BODY HORROR, maybe skip those few minutes, and...

  • 2015 / 11 / 2
    MBMBaM 275: The Podcast Krampus

    The Podcast Krampus done got us again, but good. We lost half an episode to his insatiable maw, but we managed to produce another half-episode to make up for it. Better luck next time, Podcast Krampus, you...

  • 2015 / 10 / 26
    MBMBaM 274: The Najimy Museum

    This episode is the spookpocalypse. You can listen to it if you want, but we can’t be held responsible for the frights, chills and spills that come next. We will tap into fear-centers that you didn’t even...

  • 2015 / 10 / 19
    MBMBaM 273: Smizing Through the Tears

    We have nothing, now, Tyra. You have taken everything from us. Are you happy? Was this the endgame, the whole time? We will never know happiness again, Tyra. We have nothing. Suggested talking points: ANTM...

  • 2015 / 10 / 12
    MBMBaM 272: Dr. Strings

    We're so excited to be back in the MBMBaM saddle, but before we get started with the goofs, we want to talk to you about an exciting cosmetic business opportutnity. Tell us, how skilled are you at working...

  • 2015 / 10 / 5
    MBMBaM Presents: The Great Switcheroo of 2015

    Oh no! All the hosts of all the podcasts on Maximum Fun done got ate up by a twister, and ended up landing in each other's podcasts this week! We didn't let inclement weather slow us down, though -- we're...

  • 2015 / 9 / 28
    MBMBaM 271: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 82 - 91

    This week, Middlest Brother Travis is flying solo so it’s time once again for another Bro’s Better, Bro’s Best! We’ve got some real humdingers in here including Dworp, Forever Pope, Cake Boss and a bunch...

  • 2015 / 9 / 23
    MBMBaM 270: The Juice Will Flow

    Wake us up when September ends, y'all. We've gone done overbooked ourselves a bit, leading to the careful crafting of this dog-tired episode. It gets a bit bleak at times, but just keep on chewing. We'll get...

  • 2015 / 9 / 14
    MBMBaM 269: Face 2 Face: Loose Gravy

    In our first-ever international performance, we give the fine denizens of Vancouver our very best. We also detail the many, many ways that we've screwed up the baseline level stuff you need to know to be in...

  • 2015 / 9 / 7
    MBMBaM 268: Hot Boiled Beans and Bacon

    Take up your enchanted blade and wooden boxing gloves, and come with us on a dangerous voyage into the untouched corners of the internet. We can't guarantee your safety, but we can guarantee your horror....

  • 2015 / 9 / 2
    MBMBaM 267: Face 2 Face: Target Conditioning

    We're back from the damp but loving embrace of the Pacific Northwest! Here's our Seattle show, which was a real hullabaloo, I tell you what.

  • 2015 / 8 / 24
    MBMBaM 266: Pizza Is Illegal in Tennessee

    Multi-platinum, GRAMMY-nominated singer-songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen will release her new album, E·MO·TION via Schoolboy Records/Interscope on August 21st in the U.S. The album will be available for pre-order...

  • 2015 / 8 / 19
    MBMBaM 265: The Ballad of Tit Liquid

    We'll be the first ones to admit that the title of this episode is pretty unpleasing to the senses. But you need to listen to it, because it's also our most franchisable episode to date, and you don't want to...

  • 2015 / 8 / 10
    MBMBaM 264: Expecto Punchtronum

    Do you all remember where you were when, on your 11th birthday, you were informed of your pugilistic destiny? We remember it like it was yesterday, because we are TIME WARLOCKS. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 8 / 3
    MBMBaM 263: Prank House

    What do you get when you take one of Hollywood's most beloved pranksters and force him to live with one of Hollywood's most phantasmal pranksters? You get the latest gem in the USA Network roster. Suggested...

  • 2015 / 7 / 28
    MBMBaM 262: Where Everybody Flies a Plane

    Apologies in advance: We recorded this episode in a hurry, thanks to some chaotic McElroy family travel adventures -- as a result, Travis recorded with the wrong mic. Now, as for the 10 minutes of vamping on...

  • 2015 / 7 / 22
    The McElroy Family Fun Hour Brought to You by Totino's

    After a long day of toiling for Mr. Bossman, there's one name in the world of entertainment you can count on to chase away the blues: McELROY! The world's favorite chuckle brothers are back with some of their...

  • 2015 / 7 / 20
    MBMBaM 261: Island Boy Begins

    Justin's back from his beach time sabbatical -- or is he? Like, his body is here. We can see his body. But his mind? His spirit? Those are still nibblin' on that sponge cake, mon. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 7 / 13
    MBMBaM 260: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 72 - 81

    With the J-Man living in Island Time, we've gone back to the future - and then past again I guess? - to dig up some of our favorite goofs and pranks from the early years of our show. You better watch out,...

  • 2015 / 7 / 6
    MBMBaM 259: Birthday Surprise Hole

    So, look. Here's the thing. We prepped all our questions for this episode, but about 10 minutes in, we realized that we just weren't going to do them. So, in this bizarre installment of MBMBaM, we share...

  • 2015 / 6 / 29
    MBMBaM 258: OOH, MOMMY!

    We started recording this episode moments after the Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage, which made for some strangely earnest introductory banter. But don't worry: Eventually we get to talking about Pizza...

  • 2015 / 6 / 22
    MBMBaM 257: Swag Dads

    Happy belated Father's Day to you and yours! Assuming that you and yours are all dads, that is. If that's the case -- do you want to set up a super chill group hang for Swag Dads? We'll take our answer off...

  • 2015 / 6 / 15
    MBMBaM 256: Face 2 Face: I Made Some Horse Stamps in Potato Class.

    We're live once again from MaxFunCon 2015 in beautiful Lake Arrowhead! We and the audience enjoyed a nice leisurely Sunday morning show and now, you can too! Suggested Talking Points: Hangover Slot, Jumanji...

  • 2015 / 6 / 8
    MBMBaM 255: Kangaroo Jack Blood

    This week, we offer a treatise on modern critical thought, and how our cultural needs and desires have shifted as the critical process has become more democratized. Also, we go deep into Guy Fieri....

  • 2015 / 6 / 1
    MBMBaM 254: Dunkey

    We had a really great run, America -- or should we say America 1: Vanilla Edition -- but it's time to spice things up. It's time to be reborn into something more beautiful, more powerful. It's time to Do the...

  • 2015 / 5 / 26
    MBMBaM 253: Bye-Bye Boy

    Please, please, someone get us out of this contract. We are in a Hellscape of our own creation, from which we will never receive relief. Anyone. Please. Suggested talking points: On the Blob, Sock Farmer,...

  • 2015 / 5 / 18
    MBMBaM 252: Face 2 Face: Sock Detectives

    Here's our final live show from our Midwest tour from earlier this year, which took place Easter Sunday at the Athenaeum in beautiful Chicago, IL. Can you solve the sock mystery before TIME RUNS OUT?

  • 2015 / 5 / 11
    MBMBaM 251: Cycle 2.0

    We hope you enjoyed the format of the first 250 episodes of My Brother, My Brother and Me, because we just threw that format right in the garbage. Are you ready for the next generation of comedy-advice...

  • 2015 / 5 / 4
    MBMBaM 250: The Best in the Biz

    We're done skipping the celebrations of our major podcast moments, like our five-year anniversary, or the hundredth time Justin did a Chilean Miners goof. Join us for a particularly introspective journey this...

  • 2015 / 4 / 27
    MBMBaM 249: Toyota Bigraft

    Can any of us really be sure that we've ever actually been on a boat? Really do a deep dive into your own nautical memories, and realize the horrifying truth. Boats are a lie. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 4 / 20
    MBMBaM 248: Face 2 Face: Bumblefoot

    Here's our live episode from Milwaukee, recorded earlier this month. You've probably heard of this episode, because it's the one where everyone in the audience got married to each other. Enjoy listening to us...

  • 2015 / 4 / 13
    MBMBaM 247: Tangled Up in Carl

    Please, while you're listening to (and hopefully enjoying) this episode, spare a thought - a prayer, even - for Justin's dry, dry mouth. He's going through a lot right now, specifically with regards to his...

  • 2015 / 4 / 6
    MBMBaM 246: Face 2 Face: Hot Beans

    Here's our live show from this past weekend in beautiful Minneapolis! We discussed a lot of important topics, made a lot of really great friends and absolutely, completely fell apart there, towards the end....

  • 2015 / 3 / 30
    MBMBaM 245: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 62-71

    With Justin moving to an entirely new residence this week, we've compiled another best-of episode for you to reminisce over. Remember the good times? Remember Skulljockeying? Because, like, we don't remember...

  • 2015 / 3 / 23
    MBMBaM 244: Slimefoot

    We're wrapping up the MaxFunDrive the only way we know how: By talking about Garfield, urinal footwear and sexual reactions to The Flash. If that doesn't deserve your hard-earned dollars, we don't know what...

  • 2015 / 3 / 16
    MBMBaM 243: Lenny Kravitz Marinara Breast Milk

    Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! This is our first of two pledge drive episodes, and it's extra-long, meaning we have way more time to talk about haunted dolls and Travis' unhealthy relationship with food. Also:...

  • 2015 / 3 / 9
    MBMBaM 242: In The Mouth of Mango

    This is an episode you should really tell your friends about! Because, otherwise, in seven days, an otherworldly Ancient God will climb out of your podcasting platform of choice and pull you into a dimension...

  • 2015 / 3 / 3
    MBMBaM 241: Foghorn LeZydeco

    Sorry for the late episode! Griffin was on a long voyage to New Orleans, from whence he has returned a new, swampier man. He is, like the rest of us, in a prison of his own creation. Suggested talking...

  • 2015 / 2 / 23
    MBMBaM 240: Teen Google

    We hope you've enjoyed our podcast, because during today's episode, the three of us become too insanely rich to continue doing anything that could be considered "work." It's really hard to record a show when...

  • 2015 / 2 / 16
    MBMBaM 239: Cheeseburger to Paradise

    By listening to this episode of MBMBaM, you are contractually agreeing to allow us to become the masters of your sexual destiny. No need to e-sign anything. This is a one-way verbal agreement. Suggested...

  • 2015 / 2 / 10
    MBMBaM 238: Face 2 Face 11: No One Goes Home Alone

    Live from the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery! Join us as we pitch projects to Tim Allen, discuss the sexual potential of Donny Osmond and hang out with our pal, Drew Davenport.

  • 2015 / 2 / 2
    MBMBaM 237: John Turturro Robot Watersports

    Special guests, musical performances and at-length discussions about Transformers physiology? It's a slam dunk episode this week, and it's all waiting for you at booboonanny.com. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2015 / 1 / 26
    MBMBaM 236: Chobani Hell

    What an emotional rollercoaster this episode is! From anger about Dude-spread, to inner peace about Wallace Shawn's bedside manner, and then back to anger over Justin's haunted dolls, and then even deeper...

  • 2015 / 1 / 20
    MBMBaM 235: Audio Billboards

    This is primo stuff! Tell me you're getting this, Henry! Tell me those mics are hot! We're leaving money on the table, Henry! You're missing it! You're missing it! Suggested talking points: Pizza Break, Pet...

  • 2015 / 1 / 12
    MBMBaM 234: The Legend of Cracker Barrel

    We'd ask that you enjoy this episode, but thanks to the New Constitution of the Chill States, you don't really have a choice. Be cool! C'mon. Niiiice. Suggested talking points: Farewell to Middle-earth,...

  • 2015 / 1 / 5
    MBMBaM 233: Bedtime Thank You

    Happy New Year, everybody! We hope you enjoyed your holiday, because the time for wintery relaxation is over. We must all be diligent now, because The Con is On. Suggested talking points: Gems and Bonds,...

  • 2014 / 12 / 29
    MBMBaM 232: Rim Allen

    We're wrapping 20-Forward up RIGHT. Which is to say, we are forgetting the theme of the year completely, because honestly, we didn't do a great job of fulfilling it. Ah, well - onward and upward, into The...

  • 2014 / 12 / 22
    MBMBaM 231: Candlenights 2014

    Well, we're here again with our family-friendly episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me, a celebration of our pan-religious, pan-sexual, personal pan holiday, Candlenights. This one was even more special...

  • 2014 / 12 / 15
    MBMBaM 230: Chipocalypse

    Next week, we'll be doing our live Candlenights spectacular from our hometown of Huntington, WV -- our cleanest episode of the year. That means this episode, we're getting real dirty, which is uncomfortable...

  • 2014 / 12 / 8
    MBMBaM 229: A Premium Swallow

    Listen, we've already got the comedy-advice game on lockdown, so now we're turning our attention toward new, potentially more lucrative dividends. Like, for instance, dad-based fantasy fiction. Suggested...

  • 2014 / 12 / 1
    MBMBaM 228: Sex Draculas

    You can't afford this Nana. I'm sorry - it's just way out of your price range. But with patience, hard work and a little luck, we can turn this busted Nana into the Nana of your dreams! Believe in the...

  • 2014 / 11 / 24
    MBMBaM 227: Streaks on the China

    We think we've dished out about all the advice that exists in this, the material plane. Come with us as we dive into new worlds, and explore the infinite possibilities of THE CRYSTAL REALM. Suggested talking...

  • 2014 / 11 / 18
    MBMBaM 226: A Delicious Twistery

    This week's episode is brought to you by Nyquil. Also, Dayquil. The whole 'quil family of products, really. Sorry we're late! Suggested talking points: Cake Watch, Things on Your Things, Principal Ghosts,...

  • 2014 / 11 / 10
    MBMBaM 225: Jingle Defense Force

    We're officially on that Christmas Creep, but it looks like the road to this year's festivities is going to be a bumpy one. It's already taken our middlest brother from us - what will Hollywood take...

  • 2014 / 11 / 3
    MBMBaM 224: Pubic Snakes

    This episode isn't exactly a Halloween Spooktacular, but that doesn't mean it's not terrifying. We dip into unconventional horrors, like flushing food down the toilet, as well as the intimate grooming habits...

  • 2014 / 10 / 27
    MBMBaM 223: Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch. 46-61

    With Griffin in Japan, we've generated yet another Best of collection for you, our beloved family. Also: New live show announcement! Suggested Talking Points: 5:03 — ThorWatch 2011 6:15 — Adult Teen...

  • 2014 / 10 / 20
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 222: The Rich Kids Camp

    It's a Max Fun Week special as we welcome John Hodgman to the program. He does an admirable, charitable job of pretending he knows who we are. Suggested Talking Points: A Fate Worse than Public Defication,...

  • 2014 / 10 / 13
    MBMBaM 221: Jareth Defense Tactics

    The skills you learn in today's episode may very well save your life. Sorry, not "skills" - "skill," singular. That skill is, of course, urban contact juggling. Suggested talking points: Hatsune Miku,...

  • 2014 / 10 / 6
    MBMBaM 220: Pissbeards and Pooh Corner

    Nothing is sacred, nothing is safe. Farm animals: You're done. Goldblum: So sorry. Kenny Loggins' most sensitive works: Toast. We're sorry for us. Suggested talking points: Spooks Not Goofs, Sexual Jeapordy,...

  • 2014 / 9 / 29
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 219: Pizza Delivery Clone

    Travis is recording from a hotel in Norman, OK, as he makes his big move to Hollywood. Enjoy this episode, because it's the last one before he goes all Big Time on us. Suggested talking points: NCIS: Norman,...

  • 2014 / 9 / 22
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 218: Kelly Rrrrrrripa

    Here comes another genuine McElroy smoke stunt! We're doing so many cool things with drugs over here! You'll never guess what kind of stunts we can do with these kind nugs! Suggested Talking Points: Summer...

  • 2014 / 9 / 15
    MBMBaM 217: Clippy Lovemaking Tips

    Come for the erudite discussion of games industry acquisitions and mergers, stay for the discussion of undergarment oversaturation. Suggested talking points: GamerTalk, The Law, Memory Foam Remembers, Seeds...

  • 2014 / 9 / 8
    MBMBaM 216: Under the Crust

    Get ready for a master class in sports acumen and real-life football cheat codes with your Sunday Night Buddies, the McElroy brothers!!! Suggested talking points: EGOFFT, Work Cuss, Extreme Braces, Minkus...

  • 2014 / 9 / 2
    MBMBaM 215: Glass Shark

    We're back! And better than ever! Arguably. Well, okay; we're batting about average. Well, maybe Justin's a little rusty, and Griffin's a bit down, and maybe Travis recorded using an old-timey gramophone. But...

  • 2014 / 8 / 25
    MBMBaM 214: Face 2 Face X: Craigslist Croutons

    We did this live show in Los Angeles a few months ago, but that just means the goofs have ripened and fermented for peak flavor. We'll be back with your regularly scheduled fraternal advice next...

  • 2014 / 8 / 18
    MBMBaM: The Adventure Zone

    Okay, so. Justin's on paternity leave. (Yay, Justin!) That means we're going to be doing some ... experimental stuff up in MBMBaM. Like, for instance, instead of doing the whole advice thing, we played...

  • 2014 / 8 / 11
    MBMBaM 213: Flavorizer Overload

    Throw on a pot of gumbo and crank up the Flavorizers, because this episode came to play. Suggested talking points: Drumgate, Auntie Lame, Pee Dance, Roommate Auction, Squirt Magic Squirt, Comic Retirement,...

  • 2014 / 8 / 5
    MBMBaM 212: Turn Downton for What

    "Hello, I'm Laura Linney, and you're watching Masterpiece Classic. Smoke weed every day." Suggested talking points: Guardianswatch, Love and Pathfinder, Octodad's Revenge, Reunion Woes, Sniffle Rage, Mr....

  • 2014 / 7 / 28
    MBMBaM 211: Mrs. Doubtfire 2

    Has anyone ever noticed how Mark and Mrs. Doubtfire 2: The Person are never in the same room at the same time? I think something fishy might be going on. Suggested talking points: A Wondrous Opportunity,...

  • 2014 / 7 / 21
    MBMBaM 210: Yippee Ki-yay, Holy Father

    We're delighted to welcome author, goat-nurturer and all-around swell human being Elizabeth Gilbert to the show this week. Join us for an erudite discussion on creativity, followed by an even more erudite...

  • 2014 / 7 / 14
    MBMBaM 209: BurgerTime 4: Ketchup

    It's been a while since we've had film-franchise-fever, but the phenomenon is back in a big, big way. Let's just say our latest fascination has us going ... crazy. For gorillas, we mean. Suggested talking...

  • 2014 / 7 / 7
    MBMBaM 208: Face 2 Face 9: Grunt Art

    Here it is: The last show of our three-show set from the People's Improv Theater in New York City. Apologies again about the audio, and double, super apologies for all the talk about knuckle-penises.

  • 2014 / 6 / 30
    MBMBaM 207: Thank Travis for Travis

    In this very special episode of MBMBaM, Justin is sky high on post-wisdom-tooth-removal opiates, and Travis writes a hymn about himself. Suggested talking points: Getting Lyfted, Welcome to McDonalds, Nude...

  • 2014 / 6 / 23
    MBMBaM 206: Hodor Hoarders

    Happy Solstice, everybody! Oh, don't worry - we definitely know what the solstice is. And like, its significance, and its observations and ... just like, all the things about the solstice. Suggested talking...

  • 2014 / 6 / 16
    MBMBaM 205: Face 2 Face 8: Wedding Stiffness

    This is the second of our three-show set at the People's Improv Theater in beautiful New York, New York. Thanks to everyone who came out!

  • 2014 / 6 / 9
    MBMBaM 204: Bait Kids

    This episode now has the voice of John Roderick (of The Long Winters fame) at the beginning, middle and end, making it by far our most Roderick-ian episode yet. Suggested talking points: Jim Tendo, Causal...

  • 2014 / 6 / 2
    MBMBaM 203: Upper Montana

    Six nipples, two bodies, one bed. Aw, don't fret none about it, buddy. That's just the algebra of love. Carry the three. Solve for sex. Suggested talking points: Nonnee Kisses, One Mo' Again, Elevator...

  • 2014 / 5 / 28
    MBMBaM 202: Face 2 Face 7: Big Snapple

    And here it is: The first of our three-show set at the People's Improv Theater in New York City. Thanks to everyone who came out, and to those who tried but couldn't. It's the thought that counts!

  • 2014 / 5 / 19
    MBMBaM 201: Bro's Better, Bro's Better, Bro's Best Ch: 31-45

    We're back with another round up of our "best" bits from the early years. 15 hours of show condensed to an hour of worthwhile material! That's a bargain. Also, get all the details on our upcoming LA...

  • 2014 / 5 / 12
    MBMBaM 200: The Two-Hundredth One

    Gang, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're the wind beneath our wings, and also the wings themselves. You're also the rest of the plane, or the bird, depending on what kind of wings we're...

  • 2014 / 5 / 5
    MBMBaM 199: Cool Pee Book

    This episode features a higher-than-average amount of discussion of today's hit television shows, like Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Family Matters. Did you guys know Family Matters lost its GD mind there,...

  • 2014 / 5 / 1
    MBMBaM 198: The Soul Furnace

    Sorry so late! Sorry so sloppy. Love you like a sister. Suggested talking points: April Flowers, Clooney Patreon, The Littlest Detective, New Swears, Gorilla vs. Lion, Jesus Comedy Clinic, Caesar's Last...

  • 2014 / 4 / 21
    MBMBaM 197: Number the Veins

    Do you know how much we love you? We love you enough to get interested in what you're interested in, assuming that you're interested in Applebee's gift cards, because that's really about as far as we're...

  • 2014 / 4 / 14
    MBMBaM 196: An Old, Rotten Boat

    This episode pivots like a world champion boxer, changing effortlessly between subjects like credit tips and Sam Elliott's favorite full-motion video games. It's all finance tips, finance tips, finance tips...

  • 2014 / 4 / 7
    MBMBaM 195: Bod God

    We know you're probably plum tuckered after the harrowing events of last night's Wrestlemania, which we can all agree was some full-blown BS. As you lick your Brock Lesnar-borne wounds (gross, don't do that),...

  • 2014 / 3 / 31
    MBMBaM 194: Popeye's Daedalus Protocol

    Thanks for helping us blow MaxFunDrive 2014 out of the water, everyone! For your donations and support, we have rewarded you with an episode rich in discusson of toilet sounds. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2014 / 3 / 24
    MBMBaM 193: Journey to the Center of the Bear

    What a multimedia extravaganza this episode is: It's our second bonus-length MaxFunDrive 2014 episode, it features an extensive discussion about musical theater with a new guestspert, and it has three part...

  • 2014 / 3 / 17
    MBMBaM 192: Long Bums

    Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! Make sure you don't talk while listening to today's episode, or else we'll eat the fingers right off your hands. Suggested talking points: Goof Taxman, Goofy Movie Free...

  • 2014 / 3 / 10
    MBMBaM 191: Married to the Mice King

    Justin has a bit in this episode that very nearly killed Griffin. Suggested talking points: Armadillo Stomp, Little Darwin, Fish Surplus, Majority Eviction, Sibling Slurpees, Digital Video Didgeridoo

  • 2014 / 3 / 3
    MBMBaM 190: Pastamization

    This week features a very special guest: Sick Travis. He's filling in for regular Travis, who's out sick. You might know Sick Travis from his work on the hit podcast My Sick Brother, My Brother and Me, and...

  • 2014 / 2 / 24
    MBMBaM 189: Sex Toy Story

    Hope you're having a great Monday, everyone! On the off chance that you aren't, we're here to boost your spirits with talk of inevitable death, Christmas shoes and then, for good measure, we ruin a Pixar...

  • 2014 / 2 / 19
    MBMBaM 188: Holler Smarts

    Apologies for the tardiness of this episode: Griffin was suffering from a hat trick of debilitating ailments, which are detailed in the first few harrowing minutes of the show. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2014 / 2 / 10
    MBMBaM 187: Yu-Gi-Oh Barber Shop

    This week, the brothers welcome their very first guestspert to the program: Cameron Esposito, who increases the show's normal amount of Macklemore-based discussion by roughly 900 percent. Suggested talking...

  • 2014 / 2 / 3
    MBMBaM 186: Nipple Aesthetics

    This episode finds you, the wasteland survivors, after the ravages of the Big Game have already -- excuse the pun -- toucheddown. We pray you took the necessary precautions, and that our transmission might...

  • 2014 / 1 / 27
    MBMBaM 185: Draining a Niner

    This Child Star Turned His Body Into Hot Dogs For Griffin to Eat. You Won't Believe What Happened Next. Suggested talking points: The Grammies, Jack Big Buttonitis, Guy Fieri Family Hour, Jack in the Box,...

  • 2014 / 1 / 21
    MBMBaM 184: YOLT

    Just read those suggested talking points. Are you brave enough to face off against this episode? Gird your loins, because it goes off the rails in like, minute two, and it never really gets back on them....

  • 2014 / 1 / 13
    MBMBaM 183: C-3P-Oh Yeaaahhhhh

    Heartfelt apologies about the audio quality on this week's episode; Griffin's mic was obviously hacked by some sort of anti-advice internet forum. Next week, he'll make sure to 'cast straight from the...

  • 2014 / 1 / 6
    MBMBaM 182: Yogi the Stareater

    This episode features a 25-minute-long argument about which bear is the most powerful bear. It's a return to form, we guess? Which is kind of a sad statement about our form. Suggested talking points: Gravy...

  • 2013 / 12 / 30
    MBMBaM 181: Boycar

    We sure hope you've been diligent in your dirt-digging, because 2013 is hours away from being behind us. Don't be scared -- we're here to guide you through the new year with a new, highly brand-able slogan....

  • 2013 / 12 / 24
    MBMBaM 180: Candlenights IV

    It's the most wonderful time of the year as the McElroys bring you their annual pan-faith, no cursing holiday spectacular. Share it with someone you love, share it with someone you want to unnerve, just share...

  • 2013 / 12 / 16
    MBMBaM 179: Tuesdays with Luncho

    Can you feel it? Can you fee-ee-eeeeel it? The warmth? The kindness? The magic of Candlenights has begun its wondrous machinations. Countdown, Mobile Birthday, Warped Tour, Two Travises for Christmas, Lopez...

  • 2013 / 12 / 2
    MBMBaM 178: Freedom to Burger Out

    We know we're a bit late in telling you this, but the McElroy brothers are here for all your turkey-cooking advice needs. Step one: Visualize the turkey. See it in your mind's eye. Taste it with your...

  • 2013 / 11 / 26
    MBMBaM 177: Juicy Crust

    Happy Thanksgiving everybody! We hope you remembered that Thanksgiving is this week, because we most certainly did not. Suggested talking points: London Vinegar, iPhone 63, Fleshy Mannequins, Purse Mystery,...

  • 2013 / 11 / 18
    MBMBaM 176: Wizard Beard Decade

    HOW DID WE GO A WEEK WITHOUT KICKING OFF THORWATCH 2013? Of all the times we have failed you -- and boy, have there been many of those times -- this is arguably our worst slip-up to date. Suggested Talking...

  • 2013 / 11 / 11
    MBMBaM 175: Torsey

    Happy birthday to all three brothers, because all three of them definitely have the same birthday, because really, what kind of parent would give two of their kids the same birthday and then leave the third...

  • 2013 / 11 / 4
    MBMBaM 174: Starbucks Castle Doctrine

    We're back! All three of us are back! We had a rough patch there, but don't worry -- your podcast flow isn't gonna be interrupted by any pesky wedding rituals for like, three weeks or so. Suggested talking...

  • 2013 / 10 / 28
    MBMBaM 173: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 16 - 30

    In the second part of our "Travis is on his honeymoon so we're improvising" special, Justin and Griffin recount some of their favorite MBMBaM memories from the early days. Suggested talking points: Freak in...

  • 2013 / 10 / 14
    MBMBaM 172: Juggalo Church Camp

    Everything is pretty terrible at the moment. We're not gonna sugarcoat it -- it's rough stuff. Come, friends, come and survive the looming end of days in this, our goof bunker. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2013 / 10 / 10
    MBMBaM 171: The Sweetin Furnace

    Can we just think of Episode 171 as non-canonical? Maybe like, a part of the extended Brotherverse? Between Justin's Tandy 12 and Travis recording inside of an enormous actor's mouth, things are rough, tumble...

  • 2013 / 9 / 30
    MBMBaM 170: Land Before Time But After Pizza

    Our celebration for the arrival of our Earth's crispest, most autumnal season continues. Grab a pumpkin, a pile of leaves and a pint of cider, and join us as -- Oh, man, that cider's just full of leaves, now....

  • 2013 / 9 / 23
    MBMBaM 169: Mr. Sweats

    Gather round, young ones, as we regale you with our prophesies of the coming equinox. Open wide your gullets, younglings. Yummy down on this Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Sate yourself on this Fruit Brute....

  • 2013 / 9 / 16
    MBMBaM 168: I Say Wopato

    We've got the biggest product announcement of the week for a product that is a phone but is also a tiny dead human. Also, we find a new former celebrity to inexplicably assault because we are broken...

  • 2013 / 9 / 9
    MBMBaM 167: Monday Morning Duffy

    This week's episode is a return to form for MBMBaM, as we explore in-depth the exploits of our favorite TGIF actors, and then talk about Pokemon for 15 straight minutes. (Pokemon is the new Horses/Ghosts.)...

  • 2013 / 9 / 3
    MBMBaM 166: Boys in the House

    Fair warning: This week's episode contains more esoteric references than usual, so we'd recommend Wikipediaing the following subjects before wading in: A Boy and His Blob, Metal Gear, ANTM 2.0, Rick Moranis'...

  • 2013 / 8 / 27
    MBMBaM 165: Johnny Billyseed

    Now that all three of us are on North American soil - the sweetest, most fertile soil there is! - we're back (a tad late) to share all the wisdom of our travels. There ... there isn't much. Suggested...

  • 2013 / 8 / 19
    MBMBaM 164: Gaperboy

    On this week's MBMBaM, Travis incepts a new mammal and we provide some unsolicited dancing tips. Also, we've been drinking, which we never do, but we did it this time, so you get to take that journey with us....

  • 2013 / 8 / 12
    MBMBaM 163: The Smoochatorium

    To those of you about to re-enter your educational instutions for another nine months of grueling brain-work: We salute you. We also provide you with a new episode of our podcast, to help get you through...

  • 2013 / 8 / 5
    MBMBaM 162: Mystery at the Petting Zoo

    We're rarely correct about most things on this podcast, but we're not sure there's ever been a single episode packed with so many un-truths as the one you're about to listen to. We apologize to all...

  • 2013 / 7 / 29
    MBMBaM 161: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 1 - 13

    Our erratic summer schedules made recording impossible this week, but don't fret: We've compiled our favorite bits from the earliest episodes into a one-hour nugget for you to listen to instead. Come, relive...

  • 2013 / 7 / 22
    MBMBaM 160: The Ballad of Dunkleman

    We return, refreshed from a week of mixed drinks and dolphin kisses. This episode benefits from that refreshment, as we spend no small amount of time talking about dolphin kisses, which are probably the best...

  • 2013 / 7 / 8
    MBMBaM 159: Home Alone Castle Doctrine

    We always ask that you share each new episode with a friend, but maybe don't do that for this one if your friend works for the government. Let's just say we've got a very special, very ... manhunted guest....

  • 2013 / 7 / 1
    MBMBaM 158: The Taco Nexus

    Folks, we implore you, for the good of mankind, for the sake of your children and your children's children, for the betterment of the entire world and all its inhabitants: Just tilt the taco. Suggested...

  • 2013 / 6 / 24
    MBMBaM 157: Chris Sabones

    We're all about forgiveness, this week. Say some bogus stuff about your racist restaurant ideas? Name your child after a cardinal direction? Are you Dog the Bounty Hunter? Come home, prodigal children....

  • 2013 / 6 / 17
    MBMBaM 156: The Sound of One Hand Twerking

    We're sorry for missing last week's episode, but we think you'll agree that the show has improved with one week's rest. Like, this week, we talk enthusiastically about horses. When was the last time we had...

  • 2013 / 6 / 4
    MBMBaM 155: Face 2 Face 6: MaxFunCon 2013

    Live, from MaxFunCon, it's My Brother, My Brother and Me's show-closing spectacular! Well, okay, it's not live anymore. It was live on Sunday. Now ... now it's dead, we guess?

  • 2013 / 5 / 28
    MBMBaM 154: DDSM

    Alternate titles for this week's episode included "Hair Pee" and "Cool Dads and Bondage." So, yes. Set those expectations high. Suggested talking points: Stuff Crazy People Should Know, High School Swag,...

  • 2013 / 5 / 20
    MBMBaM 153: God Made a Bridge Troll

    Who will live? Who will die? Who will be betrayed? Whose terrible secrets will be revealed? Find out on this thrilling season finale of MBMBaM. And join us next week, for more, new MBMBaM. Suggested talking...

  • 2013 / 5 / 13
    MBMBaM 152: Heaton Up

    This week, Justin announces that he's ready to give the greatest Mother's Day gift of all: The gift of life. He's got a baby, in there. In that crazy womb of his. Suggested talking points: Junior Disease,...

  • 2013 / 5 / 6
    MBMBaM 151: Orb is Horse

    Can you guys even imagine how psyched we were for the Kentucky Derby? This is a day about honoring the best that horsekind has to offer. It's about the cream of the crop among a species that is already cream...

  • 2013 / 4 / 29
    MBMBaM 150: Wolf School

    Halfway to 300! Thanks for sticking by us through all the years, gang. We appreciate your unswerving listenership, even when things got kind of hairy. Speaking of which, today we're talking about Randy Quaid...

  • 2013 / 4 / 22
    MBMBaM 149: Terminatored

    Shhhhhhh. Yes, we did an episode this week. But, please, listen to it at a low volume. Some of us are trying to nap off an all-day drunk. Like, most of us. Two out of three of us. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2013 / 4 / 15
    MBMBaM 148: The Best Part of Waking Up

    This week's episode features a WORLD EXCLUSIVE debut of a track off a highly anticipated album. Please do not rip it and put it on YouTube, or Spotify, or SoundCloud, or Google Buzz. Suggested talking...

  • 2013 / 4 / 8
    MBMBaM 147: The Legend of Corn Cob Boy

    Happy Week Two of Max Fun Drive 2013! Have you donated yet? If so, we'll provide you with a special version of this episode, edited to remove all onomatopoeic egg sounds and Jaleel White impressions....

  • 2013 / 4 / 2
    MBMBaM 146: Kenan By Way of Kel

    It's our first Max Fun Drive 2013 episode! We've got an extra long episode for you this week, featuring a showdown between the McElroys and their longtime rival-in-advice, Dan Savage. Four podcasters enter!...

  • 2013 / 3 / 26
    MBMBaM 145: Three's Company High

    Is this episode a day late? Yes. Is it a dollar short? Absolutely not. We'd say it's a dollar richer, since we had an extra day to ruminate on your questions, providing even more potent measures of sweet,...

  • 2013 / 3 / 18
    MBMBaM 144: Kick it Forward

    Coming to you live, from exactly one day ago, it's My Brother, My Brother and Me: St. Patrick's Day Edition! Are you wearing green? Don't matter. This episode's gonna pinch your sensibilities. Suggested...

  • 2013 / 3 / 11
    MBMBaM 143: Daniel Day Nutchuckles

    It may be Daylight Savings Time, but we wouldn't recommend skipping this particular hour of comedy. Also, we are very tired, and are going back to bed. Enjoy the show. Suggested talking points: How Was the...

  • 2013 / 3 / 5
    MBMBaM 142: Tom Bosley Upskirts

    They said it couldn't be done! Who said it? We did. Because two-thirds of us were pretty sick all week, which makes recording a podcast (or sitting upright) a harrowing task. But we love you too much to quit....

  • 2013 / 2 / 25
    MBMBaM 141: Dan the Man with the Flan Plan

    We made a podcast for you! Sure, it's got some rough edges, and is made of macaroni, and is not a podcast at all but rather a piece of macaroni art. But still, a LOT of love went into it. Suggested talking...

  • 2013 / 2 / 18
    MBMBaM 140: Hops for Pops

    After a two-week absence which we assume was as horrifying for you as it was for us, we return with an episode chock-full of pope jokes and doin' it humor. Sometimes in the same breath. It's good to be...

  • 2013 / 2 / 4
    MBMBaM 139: Minority Groundhog Report

    Art thou brave enough to conquer the latest episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me? Dost thou possess the constitution to bear our sports references? Can you survive Justin's truly horrific audio quality?...

  • 2013 / 1 / 28
    MBMBaM 138: Under the Bottom

    This episode of MBMBaM's got all the hot comedy stunts you could ever hope to see: Comedy flips, joke jumps and bad impressions so sick that you'll puke. So maybe don't listen to it in public. Suggested...

  • 2013 / 1 / 21
    MBMBaM 137: Tangentz

    Did you know that zinc can absolutely wreck you? Did you know that? Zinc will send you to the moon. You will know that by the end of this, our most chemically-altered episode to date. Buckle the hell up....

  • 2013 / 1 / 14
    MBMBaM 136: Taken Babies

    In what you could possibly consider to be a "Very Special Episode" of My Brother, My Brother and Me, we finally confess our irreversible addiction to nature's funniest substance. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2013 / 1 / 7
    MBMBaM 135: TWENTY-DIRT

    We apologize for the audio in this week's episode -- not because we all sound bad, but because Justin sounds so good that it makes the other two sound like chumps. Also, we talk about Wienerville for about...

  • 2012 / 12 / 31
    MBMBaM 134: Dukes Down, Dunks Up

    We're closing out this year with a thorough discussion of what Tom Hanks looks like down there, because we love you, and frankly, we think we're spending a little too much time together. A little separation...

  • 2012 / 12 / 17
    MBMBaM 133: Candlenights the IIIrd

    As with past installments in our annual Candlenights spectacular, we've managed to talk to one another for an entire hour without cursing, so it's good to share with the fam. Well, we actually cursed a lot....

  • 2012 / 12 / 10
    MBMBaM 132: iJolene

    We've got one week until our Candlenights spectacular, an episode known for its cleanliness and familial accessibility. You know what that means? This week, we're exclusively talkin' 'bout dicks. Suggested...

  • 2012 / 12 / 3
    MBMBaM 131: Outliers

    Justin learned the power of his own shirtless form, Travis read a whole book (without help!) and Griffin got engaged. It truly is an important week for our family's growth and well-being. Suggested talking...

  • 2012 / 11 / 26
    MBMBaM 130: Holy Terror

    Time to unpack your stockings and wreaths, or whatever the Candlenights equivalent of stockings and wreaths is: We officially on that Christmas Creep. Suggested talking points: Creepin', Noseblind,...

  • 2012 / 11 / 21
    MBMBaM 129: Krumping Across America

    Happy Franksgiving! This week, we're sharing our thankfulness for aggressive hip-hop dance moves, drugs for horses, and having sex with Craigslist. Suggested talking points: Praying Mantis, Horse Weed,...

  • 2012 / 11 / 12
    MBMBaM 128: Y Tu Hermano Tambien

    Sex and death are the two most powerful primal forces in life, friends, so it's time we sit down and have a frank, overdue discussion about the two. Only, not at the same time. Because, gross. Suggested...

  • 2012 / 11 / 5
    MBMBaM 127: UNK

    You have a very, very important decision to make this week, friends: What kind of birthday presents should you get Justin and Travis? What do they deserve? What color goes best with their eyes? Suggested...

  • 2012 / 10 / 29
    MBMBaM 126: Blast My Cache

    Ya'll ready to get SPOOKED? It's like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark up in this piece, only way, way scarier, and way, way less Canadian. Suggested talking points: MBMBM, Ghost Realtor, EMF...

  • 2012 / 10 / 22
    MBMBaM 125: Tuggies

    We know that this particular episode may seem directionless, even more so than the typical MBMBaM experience. To that criticism, we would respond: Not all who wander are lost. Yeah? Think about that, critic...

  • 2012 / 10 / 15
    MBMBaM 124: This is Our Rumours

    Happy Max Fun Day, everyone! To celebrate today's most-special of holidays, we've created our most Fleetwood Mac-est episode yet. We just know you're gonna love it. Suggested talking points: Second Hand...

  • 2012 / 10 / 8
    MBMBaM 123: Contraband Future Dildos

    We suggest you take the proper precautionary measures to fend off the unseasonal chill that's swept this country of ours. Maybe wrap yourself in a Sheetz quilt, or just let us whisper into your ears for 10...

  • 2012 / 10 / 1
    MBMBaM 122: In Your Tarzan Boy

    We put our hard-nosed political reporting skills to the test in this week's episode, as we uncover one of the biggest voter fraud conspiracies in our nation's history. We DEMAND justice. Suggested talking...

  • 2012 / 9 / 24
    MBMBaM 121: Dyump

    Ah, Fall. Smell the crisp autumn leaves and squash-scented candles. See the children, begrudgingly returning to school. Hear three brothers talk about the dark secrets of Juggalo Nation. Salty Chocolate,...

  • 2012 / 9 / 17
    MBMBaM 120: Shuddering Ectoplasm

    It is the grandest tradition of all time that, should a new Beverly Hills Chihuahua visit itself upon the world, MBMBaM shall celebrate its arrival. Come to us, brothers and sisters. Let us rejoice and be...

  • 2012 / 9 / 10
    MBMBaM 119: Drop the Beat, Francis

    Which football team has the best ball-runners? Which quarterback's arm is the hottest? Which catcher's got the stickiest hands? Who's got the drive, the hunger for touchdowns? Tune in for our sage-like...

  • 2012 / 9 / 3
    MBMBaM 118: Celebrity Dream Date

    Just ... just don't eat while listening to this episode. Please? Suggested talking points: God Loves Pogs, Good Good Washer Boy, Exclusive Sneak Peek: How I Met Your Mother Finale, Wall Decor, Dyspepsia,...

  • 2012 / 8 / 29
    MBMBaM 117: Romneycoladas

    Summer's coming to a close, but we're still riding high aboard the SS MBMBaM. The boat drinks are flowing, we've got a no-limit charge card at Extreme Restraints and the Republicans are one step closer to...

  • 2012 / 8 / 21
    MBMBaM 116: Ritter Rider

    Griffin has returned from beautiful Germany and his once luminescent innocence has been replaced by a gnarled core of schnitzel. This week, watch as older brothers Justin and Travis attempt to delve into his...

  • 2012 / 8 / 13
    MBMBaM 115: Womenade

    Hello, oldest brother Justin McElroy here. I've taken over posting duties from Griffin this week, but I don't really know the things he normally writes. Does he just try to get you excited about it? Cause...

  • 2012 / 8 / 6
    MBMBaM 114: Roker Poker

    Things get awfully real in this week's episode. There's really not a plethora of questions, actually: Just a few deep, deep dives into matters of the heart that will likely touch you. Right on the heart....

  • 2012 / 7 / 23
    MBMBaM 113: Dolphin Jockey

    People all over the world: Join hands. Start a love train. Now, throw this episode of MBMBaM into the firey engine of that train. Let us power your train until it pulls into Good-Time Station. Suggested...

  • 2012 / 7 / 16
    MBMBaM 112: The Channing Switcheroo

    For this week's episode, we suggest gathering all your loved ones in a room, and then running away from and locking that room, and then listening to the episode as far away from them as you can possibly...

  • 2012 / 7 / 9
    MBMBaM 111: Sacrilice

    After a one-week forced sabbatical (thanks, derecho!), we're back and wetter than ever, ready to dole out all manner of advice on subjects we know little to nothing about. Except for derecho survival. We're...

  • 2012 / 6 / 25
    MBMBaM 110: J.R. Junior Jr.

    It's so hot in the studio, gang. So, so hot. Logic and reason tend to leave the room as waves of molten hot air move in. It's like our ability to keep it together was displaced by degrees. Suggested talking...

  • 2012 / 6 / 18
    MBMBaM 109: Flapjack Nickelsack

    In this episode, we try our darndest to humiliate our own father into submission, and have a surprisingly earnest discussion about the trials and tribulations of being as famous as we clearly are. Suggested...

  • 2012 / 6 / 11
    MBMBaM 108: The Garfield Monstrosity

    What dark forces could have possibly conspired to bring you this episode of MBMBaM? Jetlag likely played an important role, but some of the content is so heinous, Chtulhu's intervention seems like the only...

  • 2012 / 6 / 7
    MBMBaM 107: Face 2 Face 5

    This episode probably sports our worst audio quality to date, which we apologize for. We figured that an episode that made it sound like we were screaming at you while covered in bees would be better than no...

  • 2012 / 5 / 28
    MBMBaM 106: Bicentennial Dad

    Keep it locked to 104.3, WRVMBMBAM, for all your classic rock summer time jam needs. We're cranking out the hits from your favorite rock gods, like Ratt, and also Yahoo Answers. Suggested talking points:...

  • 2012 / 5 / 21
    MBMBaM 105: Daymare Pile of Watercolor Donors

    Chuck! Chuck, it's MBMBaM! Your cousin, MBMBaM? You know that new comedy advice podcast you're looking for? Well, listen to this! Suggested talking points: Miners Part 3, Foreplexting, Jedi Bush, Askalate,...

  • 2012 / 5 / 14
    MBMBaM 104: I Hate You, Ron

    It was a pretty momentous week, wasn't it? We know you're expecting to hear our erudite evaluation of recent events, but we can't do that for you, because we're not erudite, nor are we "news people."...

  • 2012 / 5 / 7
    MBMBaM 103: KORBEN DALLAS

    In a continued effort to synergize our product to its maximum potential, we've teamed up with The Avengers this week to bring you the super-est episode of MBMBaM yet. Just don't forget, dear listeners: With...

  • 2012 / 4 / 30
    MBMBaM 102: The Placenta and the Bear

    As you spend an hour with us this week, we ask you to reflect about all the hours you've spent with us, and then think about all the partying that you haven't done yet, and then, just, wow, what are you...

  • 2012 / 4 / 23
    MBMBaM 101: Sext Fiction

    You thought we were going to call it quits after a hundred episodes? We'll be honest -- we considered it. But we managed to overcome our extreme exhaustion to bring you another episode chock-full of tangents...

  • 2012 / 4 / 16
    MBMBaM 100: Reflectionz: A Look Back

    It's our hundredth episode, and it's also our two-year anniversary. Are you prepared for the celebration? Are you in a place where you can mentally handle 112 minutes of goofing? Is your spirit prepared for...

  • 2012 / 4 / 9
    MBMBaM 99: Plunger Practicalities

    Looks like we've made it! Look how far we've come, our babies. MaxFunDrive 2012 was a raging success, and it's all because you fine folks are so, so good to us. To thank you for your efforts, today's episode...

  • 2012 / 4 / 2
    MBMBaM 98: Two til' Tulsa

    It's our second, super long MaxFunDrive special! We're celebrating by introducing our new Wrestlemania-themed podcast within a podcast, and by talking about which common household objects are dangerous for...

  • 2012 / 3 / 26
    MBMBaM 97: Stevurkel

    It's the first part of our two-part Max Fun Drive extravaganza! Reach into them pockets, and pull out whatever's in there, and then throw that away. We don't want your change, folks. We want sky-high stacks...

  • 2012 / 3 / 19
    MBMBaM 96: Ven Conmigo a Jurassic Park

    Ssh. Oh, man. You guys are going to have to keep it down this week. We're feeling a little under the weather, which is to say, under the exorbitant number of St. Patrick's Day beverages we consumed. Let's...

  • 2012 / 3 / 13
    MBMBaM 95: Giamatti, Go!

    It's a week of highs and lows for the McElroy bros, ranging from tragic revelations about Golden Corral visits to how great it would be if famous Hollywood actors were actually Pokemon. Stuff it! Suggested...

  • 2012 / 3 / 6
    MBMBaM 94: The Secrets of Dilbert

    We know that you'd never be so bold as to ask us to talk about relevant events like college basketball championships -- so we went ahead and fulfilled that request for you. We know, it's like we share a...

  • 2012 / 2 / 27
    MBMBaM 93: Dax is All

    We can't think of an episode that's as timely and relevant as the one you're about to listen to. Just in time for the Oscars, we're bringing you some truly sage-like movie talk. Sadly, that movie came out in...

  • 2012 / 2 / 20
    MBMBaM 92: Ten Thousand Throbs

    Happy Presidents Day, everyone! Join us as we reflect upon the executive successes of administrations past, present and future, and also as we talk about which Presidents are the cutest. Suggested talking...

  • 2012 / 2 / 13
    MBMBaM 91: Feeding Frenzy

    We appear to have forgotten that it's Valentine's Week, because this particular episode doesn't include much actionable romantic advice. If only today were a holiday celebrating sword-based home security....

  • 2012 / 2 / 6
    MBMBaM 90: Dworp

    It's time for us genuine sportspeople to gather around and talk about the big game that we're legally prohibited from talking about! How did we skirt around these restrictive broadcasting regulations, you...

  • 2012 / 1 / 30
    MBMBaM 89: Grab the Merkin

    We're centering our chakras and aligning our voodoo power centers to bring you our most spiritual episode to date. Come, join us as we look not only into the problems of our dear listeners, but also, the...

  • 2012 / 1 / 23
    MBMBaM 88: The Lion, The Witch and the Boyskinz

    My Brother, My Brother and Me 88: The Lion, The Witch and the Boyskinz We're standing alongside our online brethren as we fight off the oppressive chokehold of internet-ruining federal legislation! If you...

  • 2012 / 1 / 16
    MBMBaM 87: A Murder of Uncles

    Yes, we took an impromptu vacation last week, for which we're eternally sorry. However, we come to you today as fully refreshed men, prepared to answer your queries and assail the internet-at-large with...

  • 2012 / 1 / 2
    MBMBaM 86: Get It

    It's a new year, and a new you -- and man, we really hope that the new you likes goofs about wieners, because we have them in spades. We've also got a little bit of warm encouragement to help you complete...

  • 2011 / 12 / 26
    MBMBaM 85: Candlenights 2011 Special

    It's our second annual Candlenights special, and you know that means! Actually, you might not, since it's only the second time we've done it. Oh, well, it means that we go the whole episode without dropping...

  • 2011 / 12 / 19
    MBMBaM 84: Face 2 Face 4: Sippin' on Chillerz

    It's the second part of our recent live show double header in Austin, Texas. Don't feel compelled to skip it if you already listened to the last one! It's got entirely different questions, and also, we get...

  • 2011 / 12 / 13
    MBMBaM 83: Face 2 Face 3: Tokyo Drift

    We're live in Austin for the first part of our two-show comedy extravaganza. As it turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, and boy, does that include shame. Come, listen to our ill-conceived goofs and...

  • 2011 / 12 / 5
    MBMBaM 82: Fried Green Lockout

    We're trying awfully hard to hitch our caboose of comedy to the engine of holiday cheer, but it's pretty difficult to do so when the world's events try to bring us down at every turn. Today, we mourn the...

  • 2011 / 11 / 21
    MBMBaM 81: Pizza Roll Suicide

    Happy week of Thanksgiving, everyone! In this episode, we discuss the many, many things on this Earth we're grateful for, and offend the Pat Morita estate within the first 90 seconds or so. It's a holiday...

  • 2011 / 11 / 14
    MBMBaM 80: For and By Dummos

    This week's episode is a little late, because Griffin spent all weekend in New Orleans. On the plus side, he speaks with a cajun accent the whole time! On the minus side: It is incredibly offensive to...

  • 2011 / 11 / 7
    MBMBaM 79: Who Guginoed?

    This week, the McElroy brothers are celebrating their own birthdays. All three of them. They were all born on the same day, because their parents would never do something so cruel as to leave one of them out...

  • 2011 / 10 / 31
    MBMBaM 78: Fly Me to Heaven, Kid Vid

    It's our super special Halloween Spooktacular, and you know what that means: We quickly forget that it's Halloween, and start going off on tangents about high school boners and how cool Randy Jackson's...

  • 2011 / 10 / 24
    MBMBaM 77: The Hole Shebang

    Just one short week -- well, okay, one normal-sized week -- stands between us and Halloween. Are you ready, dear listeners? Have you assembled your costume? Planned your event calendar? Candied your corn?...

  • 2011 / 10 / 17
    MBMBaM 76: Food Versus Man

    We'd like to take some time in this episode to apologize for all the straight-up erroneous garbage we've spouted in our previous dispatches. Of course, our apologies aren't comprehensive -- that would take...

  • 2011 / 10 / 10
    MBMBaM 75: Everbuddies

    We were on a pretty tight timetable to get this particular episode out, so it may not be the feature-length epic you've been hoping for. Don't blame us, blame the terrorists. (Also, the gourds.) Suggested...

  • 2011 / 10 / 3
    MBMBaM 74: Hey Baby

    Is your body prepared for the ravages of cold and flu season? Are you all stocked up on vitamins B, C, E and J? If not, you need to listen to this episode -- it has all the nutrients your body craves....

  • 2011 / 9 / 26
    MBMBaM 73: Gooshing from the Johnson's

    On this day 18 years ago, the world of broadcasting was changed forever by the debut of one of television's finest programs: Boy Meets World. Today, My Brother, My Brother and Me does its part to keep the...

  • 2011 / 9 / 19
    MBMBaM 72: Propositions

    This week's episode is all about fresh experiences, like Travis' new horrible segment, or the first Pumpkin Spice Latte after a year of not drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Out with the old, in with the new!...

  • 2011 / 9 / 12
    MBMBaM 71: Swaddling

    We come to a consensus pretty late in this week's episode that it is, against all odds, our yuckiest hour of programming to date. We suggest listening to it in a warm bath, so's all the yuckiness from our...

  • 2011 / 9 / 5
    MBMBaM 70: Spit on a Dog

    We hope you guys share our rampant fervor for Emmy season, because it's basically all we're talking about on this week's episode. Actually, we start out the episode talking about it for like two minutes, and...

  • 2011 / 8 / 29
    MBMBaM 69: Krumbelievable

    We're coming to you live (see: pre-recorded) from the Pacific Northwest, talking about all the important issues that saturate the worry centers of your brain. Like, for instance, are we having a pleasant time...

  • 2011 / 8 / 22
    MBMBaM 68: Never Stop Dancing

    We realize that today's going to be fairly rough on the more youthful portion of our audience, as they'll be forced to march back to the confines of their educational prisons for nine more brutal months. We...

  • 2011 / 8 / 15
    MBMBaM 67: Borrowed from a Horse

    Look: You're here, we're here, let's just get this thing done. Just a quick and dirty episode, fired straight from the hip, like guns are sometimes fired. By cowboys. Really, really hasty and inaccurate...

  • 2011 / 8 / 8
    MBMBaM 66: Beaches: The Book of the Movie

    Unless this show ends up going on until the end of recorded time, this, our 66th episode, is likely to be our most satanic installment ever. We heard from this cool dude we met at our local incense store that...

  • 2011 / 8 / 1
    MBMBaM 65: Lady Zoo

    Let's beat that summer heat together, friends, by staying out of the sun's angry rays, and staying in the cool comfort of our loving advice. Come on in, partner. We've got central air, and ice-cold Diet...

  • 2011 / 7 / 25
    MBMBaM 64: Giant Scott Bakula

    We took a brief breather from our tightly-regimented schedule of collecting Archie backissues and stalking Jon Favreau around the San Diego Comic-Con showfloor to break you off a slice of wisdom. Come, throw...

  • 2011 / 7 / 18
    MBMBaM 63: R.I.P.B.E.P.

    Do you guys remember the day the music died? We certainly do, because that day was last week, and also because we have super good memories. We're all up on that Ginkgo Biloba tip. suggested talking points:...

  • 2011 / 7 / 11
    MBMBaM 62: My Dark Twisted Pretzel Fantasy

    Instead of accepting and moving on from the fact that we missed last week's show to celebrate our freedom and heritage, we're just going to make-pretend that it's still last week. Which we're going to have to...

  • 2011 / 6 / 27
    MBMBaM 61: Steak'em and Tubes

    There a lot of important, history-making events going on around this big, blue world of ours, and we'll be entirely damned if we're going to talk about any of them. No, instead we're talking about much more...

  • 2011 / 6 / 20
    MBMBaM 60: Discretion for Miles

    We've wished our father a Happy Father's Day the only way we know how: By making him proud of the things we say in our audio podcast. We probably should have asked him whether discussions about Hitler's ghost...

  • 2011 / 6 / 13
    MBMBaM 59: Real Talk Live: Face 2 Face 2

    More real. More talk. More live. We took to the stage at the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company -- which is in Cincinnati, you might have guessed -- to do our second live show ever. Come, share in the yuks! Also,...

  • 2011 / 6 / 6
    MBMBaM 58: Manifest Goodburger

    Hey, you made it! We were getting worried. Some of the guys, they were like, "Oh, listener? They're not gonna show." And we were like, "No, man, you don't know listener like we know listener. They're good for...

  • 2011 / 5 / 30
    MBMBaM 57: Batman: Generations

    Illness, fatigue and supernatural forces attempted to derail our regular recording schedule, but you know what? Ain't nothing gonna break-a our podcasting stride. Nobody gonna hold us down. Oh no! We've got...

  • 2011 / 5 / 23
    MBMBaM 56: Wet Hugs

    After recording in the comfort, safety and familiarity of our daddy's house, we've returned once again to our respective Midwestern and Appalachian home bases. It's sort of like that song "Country Roads, Take...

  • 2011 / 5 / 16
    MBMBaM 55: Spaghettageddon

    We did another episode together in the same room, sitting on the same couch. We're very, very sorry about the slight dip in sound quality, but we do not apologize for the weird, weird things we say due to our...

  • 2011 / 5 / 9
    MBMBaM 54: Thorwatch 2011

    Hope you guys like Thor. We're talking Thor. It's basically all we're about, now. Advice, and also Thor, and sometimes long-since-cancelled television crime dramas. But mostly, just the Thor, thanks....

  • 2011 / 5 / 2
    MBMBaM 53: Doctor Jamilton

    This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me comes to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. Also, courtesy of the Millwall Football Company, people who are naked all the time and an irrational anger...

  • 2011 / 4 / 25
    MBMBaM 52: Ruggratz

    We warn you: This particular episode is so chock-full of handy Easter tips, you'll wish you could time travel back to yesterday or, rather, 364 days into the future, to a time where that kind of information...

  • 2011 / 4 / 20
    MBMBaM 51: Real Talk Live: Face 2 Face

    It's MBMBaM's first live show ever -- and man, what a way to start our on-stage career! Not because we did a particularly good job, but because we very nearly talked about child pornography for a few minutes....

  • 2011 / 4 / 11
    MBMBaM 50: Forever a Whitford, Nary a Cooper

    You guys have stuck with us through one year of monkeyshines, we've decided to reward you with a very, very special episode. What makes it so special, you ask? Its remarkable averageness. It took weeks of...

  • 2011 / 4 / 4
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 49: More Power

    So, let's get this out of the way from the get-go: It's an odd episode. Justin's rapping on death's door, Travis is reading questions and Griffin is, as ever, high on peyote. We're not saying you should skip...

  • 2011 / 3 / 28
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 48: Math Blaster

    After two weeks of terrifying change, we've managed to get the show back on its regular schedule. Though our brief tryst with Tuesday was exciting, we know that there are some folks out there who need a...

  • 2011 / 3 / 22
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 47: Sleeve It

    Hey! You're back. We're back too, though some of us are still weary with the rigors of travel. That won't keep us from wisdoming you, though. We are going to wisdom you like you've never been wisdomed...

  • 2011 / 3 / 15
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 46: Todd 'N Tony Stew

    On this week's episode, we take a short victory lap for the successes and triumphs of the Maximum Fun Drive. Actually, we don't take an actual lap, as we're all pretty out of shape, and that would make for...

  • 2011 / 3 / 7
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 45: The Loom

    It's part two of our two-part, extra-super-long, unreasonably-and-needlessly-hyphenated MaxFunDrive special. Come, join us as we share all the wisdom we have left in our bodies. Just kidding! Our advice...

  • 2011 / 2 / 28
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 44: Chunk Pump

    We hope you love unprecedentedly long episodes of podcasts, dearest friends, because that's exactly what you're getting -- this here episode contains a plump 81 minutes of wisdom and joy. We also hope you...

  • 2011 / 2 / 21
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 43: A Horse Called Robbie

    In this monster of an episode, we discuss important topics that affect the lives of everyday Joes and Janes like yourself. Heck, it might also affect ordinary Toms, Dicks, Harrys, Lucys, Moniques and...

  • 2011 / 2 / 14
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 42: Cracklin' Mendes

    Hey, the internet: Will you be our Valentine? We'd be really, really great at it. We promise to shower you with gifts, by which we mean "give you this one podcast, right now, for free." Trust us, that's way...

  • 2011 / 2 / 7
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 41: Barry Fresh

    This week's episode may lack the level of sophistication you've become accustomed to from our humble internet radio program. We suggest you remove your cumberbund and monocle before listening, lest they...

  • 2011 / 1 / 31
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 40: Fresh Out of Aardvarks

    In a weird twist, we've decided to spend time this episode to actually provide our listeners with practical advice. You know, things you'll use every day -- like phone etiquette, or tips for naming your...

  • 2011 / 1 / 24
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 39: Peepum's Nastygum

    If the focal points of this episode were represented in stock market terms, then you might want to sell your shares in "providing any legitimate wisdom or advice," and buy up all the "taking cheap shots at...

  • 2011 / 1 / 17
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 38: The Brain Wife

    Steel yourselves, dear listeners: This week's episode is MBMBaM's most important show to date. Not only are there an unprecedented number of special, memory-making moments, but there's also some big, big news...

  • 2011 / 1 / 10
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 37: Hickey on my Heart

    We back-ack-ack-ack-ack like a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. We're sorry that we missed last week, but hey, distance makes the heart grow fonder. You want us so bad right now, don't you? Well, then, have us....

  • 2010 / 12 / 27
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 36: Candlenights

    Between the lack of question submissions, the hurried pace and the general post-Holiday blues, we wouldn't exactly qualify this one as our "best episode." We're not sure we'd qualify it as our "most adequate...

  • 2010 / 12 / 20
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 35: Teach Me How to Holi-Dougie

    We've got a tight little stocking stuffer for you this week, friends. We're talking about all your different holiday traditions, and we're doing it while trying as hard as we possibly can not to curse....

  • 2010 / 12 / 13
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 34: Make it Magic

    Well, you're here, and we're here, so we might as well just do this thing. C'mon. We've only got about 50 minutes to save the world through the power of heartfelt advice, and also the power of saying a bunch...

  • 2010 / 12 / 6
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 33: Bramblepelt

    As the temperature drops, your physiological need for wisdom increases exponentially. That's a scientific fact. Warm up your cold, unenlightened bones with a hot flood of genuine ad-vice, why don't you? It's...

  • 2010 / 11 / 29
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 32: The Minnesota Pincher

    Justin was inconsiderate enough to be sick during our usual record day, so the episode's late today. Don't be mad at us. Be mad at Justin's wimpy-ass white blood cells. Also, we hope you had a really...

  • 2010 / 11 / 22
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 31: Husky Eyes

    You know what? In honor of the holiday that's coming later this week, we're going to use this time to thank you for all the good times you've shared with us over the past seven or so months. You're more than...

  • 2010 / 11 / 15
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 30: Dub Step

    We're celebrating 30 weeks of non-stop advising (except for those two weeks where we stopped) the only way we know how -- by using our hereditary gifts of gab to help guide the world's lost sheep back to the...

  • 2010 / 11 / 8
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 29: The Quickening

    Fact: 66.6 percent (repeating) of the brothers McElroy were born on this very day, 30 and 27 years ago. This very special episode is a look back on some of the biggest moments of their lives. By which we mean...

  • 2010 / 11 / 1
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 28: The Bagel Bite Tree

    You trying to get your month started off right? We can't think of a better way to do so than to take the next 48 minutes and 13 seconds, and just like, chillax. It's time to coast through the last two months...

  • 2010 / 10 / 25
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 27: Immersion Therapy

    In this unofficial MBMBaM Halloween Spooktacular, the brothers McElroy turn up the fright meter to "AAH"-leven, answering a whole mess of eerie queries about ... um, relationships and meeting people and other...

  • 2010 / 10 / 18
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 26: Bases Loaded

    The Brothers McElroy have returned to you, dearest listeners, in sickness (Travis and Griffin) and in health (Justin). Through a daze brought along by a poorly thought-out cocktail of coffee and Dayquil,...

  • 2010 / 10 / 11
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 25: Freak in the Bedroll

    This is a special, special episode, everyone. A very special episode indeed. Not only is it our quarter-of-a-hundred-episode celebration, it's also our first show with the endorsement of world hero, David...

  • 2010 / 10 / 4
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 24: Hey Hon, How's Your Day

    It's October, which we all know is the official month of advice, and also pumpkins. Unfortunately, if you've tuned in for a podcast about squash appreciation, you've come to the wrong place. That first thing,...

  • 2010 / 9 / 27
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 23: Dad Stew

    If you're not listening to this new episode at an official, licensed, ordained MBMBaM listening party, then we're not sure you're getting the full listening experience. Advice podcasts are like tandem bikes...

  • 2010 / 9 / 20
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 22: Lovegoose

    This week's episode is dedicated to the neverending leadership and heroism exhibited every waking moment by Mr. Matthew McConnaughey. We suggest watching at least two of Mr. McConnaughey's motion pictures as...

  • 2010 / 9 / 13
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 21: Drunting

    Look, there's one of two ways you can respond to our absence over Labor Day weekend: You can get angry, and demand an apology (which we'll happily give) -- but that's kind of a waste of time, isn't it? Let's...

  • 2010 / 8 / 30
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 20: Super Donuts

    On this, the twentieth anniversary of our very first collective venture into the terrifying world of podcasting, we bring to you a show that's positively dripping with advice-juice. It's harmless, for the...

  • 2010 / 8 / 23
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 19: Bad Seed

    Though some might argue that our past few episodes have suffered from a case of the doldrums, this most totally recentest episode is simply chock-full of action. Seriously. If this episode could somehow...

  • 2010 / 8 / 16
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 18: PB&C

    We're back, and arguably better than ever. Well, in the sense that we're a week older and wiser, and now Griffin also has a good mic, and we're telling you, Sally, August is just our month. Not too hot, not...

  • 2010 / 8 / 9
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 17: Just the Stats, Fats

    This week's episode is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINITION 360 DEGREE OMEGA-AUDIO, thanks to the acquisition of a new microphone for Travis, paid for by contributions from listeners like you. Assuming,...

  • 2010 / 8 / 2
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 16: Coach

    In the debut episode of the My Brother, My Brother and Me Fall Season 2010, our three hosts share a number of special, sentimental moments. The specialness and sentimentality of it all is just so...

  • 2010 / 7 / 26
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 15: The Armpit Hat

    We need everyone to think back about all the good we've done with all our advice before giving this episode a listen. Remember? All that good? Great. Because this is the episode which will be responsible for...

  • 2010 / 7 / 19
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 14: The Secret Life of Ferguson

    The Boys of Summer are back with another dose of their unique brand of advice -- in fact, we're going to supply you with some free advice right here, in the very next sentence. You should pre-order one of our...

  • 2010 / 7 / 13
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 13: The Life Moustache

    WE'RE LATE. And we're sorry. We've got no excuses, except that, man, it's been such a rough week, and our alarm didn't go off, and Justin's cat ate his audio file. We come to you with humble hearts, with a...

  • 2010 / 7 / 5
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 12: The Last Frownbender

    It's time to celebrate the fact that you didn't blow off any fingers or hands during last night's Independence Day festivities -- why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button which ...

  • 2010 / 6 / 28
    My Brother, My Brother and Me 11: The Lesbian Apocalypse

    After last week's up-close-and-personal encounter, today's episode is a refreshing return to form. The gang have all again sequestered in their own chambers, and are answering questions with replenished...

  • 2010 / 6 / 21
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 10

    In this peculiar, jet-lagged episode, we discuss the Jesuses owned by each planet, how to french kiss and kicking internet porn addiction. And that's like, the first five minutes.

  • 2010 / 6 / 14
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 09

    Though forces of nature attempted to tear us apart, the brothers McElroy managed to carve 45 minutes out of our busy week to answer your queries. Sure, it resulted in one of our more unconventional...

  • 2010 / 6 / 7
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 08

    After an unprecedented and, frankly, irresponsible one-week hiatus, we've returned to answer the deluge of questions the MBMBAM community flooded us with during the interlude. That just means we have a much...

  • 2010 / 5 / 24
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 07

    Our plate is heaping with questions on this week's show, covering a wide variety of issues and problems. Fortunately, we're hungry. For questions. Which we'll dip into our economy-sized vat of Sweet Answer...

  • 2010 / 5 / 17
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 06

    In this episode, we're answering questions that you're too afraid to ask, unless, of course, you were the one who asked them. These bold souls have been rewarded with answers to some of life's most...

  • 2010 / 5 / 10
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 05

    We're halfway to double-digits, folks -- that's a major hurdle in the Podcasting realm, but we've cleared it with grace and style with the help of you, our beautiful listeners. As part of our "Halfway to...

  • 2010 / 5 / 3
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 04

    Would you rather have an infinite supply of delicious cheesecakes, or be blind in one of your two eyes? We'll guide you through infinitely difficult conundrums such as these in this week's episode of...

  • 2010 / 4 / 26
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 03

    Wowza. Put the kids to bed, folks — this particular installment in the MBMBAM archives gets down and dirty with a bit of discussion pertaining to various … bedroom activities. No, we’re not talking about your...

  • 2010 / 4 / 19
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 02

    It's Monday and that means it's time to have literally every question you've ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why don't you...

  • 2010 / 4 / 12
    My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 01

    Here it is, the podcast you've been waiting for: My Brother, My Brother and Me. It's an advice show, brought to you for FREE by three of the world's most qualifiied experts who are also brothers. If you'd...