Description
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Episodes
- 2024 / 12 / 5560: No Such Thing As Spanish ToesLive from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2024 / 11 / 28559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of TranquilityLive from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 11 / 21558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped SpaceshipLive from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2024 / 11 / 14557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For EinsteinLive from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 11 / 7556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue JeansLive from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2024 / 10 / 31555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of CroydonLive from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, cliffs and clowns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2024 / 10 / 24554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The OpticiansLive from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 10 / 17553: No Such Thing As A Shooting StarLive from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, science facts and science fiction. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2024 / 10 / 10552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love LucyLive from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 10 / 3551: No Such Thing As President IcebergLive from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs and fabulous frogs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2024 / 9 / 26550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at StonehengeLive from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and little men. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2024 / 9 / 19549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking BackwardsLive from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2024 / 9 / 12548: No Such Thing As Radioactive JengaDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doctors. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2024 / 9 / 5547: No Such Thing As A Mystic BelugaLive from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whales. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 8 / 29546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam HallLive from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting and some seating. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2024 / 8 / 22545: No Such Thing As Lightning At SeaDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-sounding Finns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2024 / 8 / 15544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed CrustDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2024 / 8 / 8543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On StiltsDan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and some seriously savage soup. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 8 / 1542: No Such Thing As Darts VaderJames, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some questionable sport, and Martin Luther King's family's fortunes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about...
- 2024 / 7 / 25541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver CoatDan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exiling Romans. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2024 / 7 / 18540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous DamsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 7 / 11539: No Such Thing As Kimchi PiratesDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Seoul. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2024 / 7 / 4538: No Such Thing As A Sausage CatDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 6 / 27537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of GraphologistsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 6 / 20536: No Such Thing As A Soaring ChinchillaLive from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunning computers, testing toilets, and tall tales about tails. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2024 / 6 / 13535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out DolphinAnna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 6 / 6534: No Such Thing As The SS EnterpriseDan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2024 / 5 / 30533: No Such Thing As The Farto PhoneJames, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2024 / 5 / 23532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 5 / 16531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of CoalJames, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 5 / 9530: No Such Thing As A ThrobberthrobJames, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 5 / 2529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love NoteJames, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2024 / 4 / 25528: No Such Thing As A Toilet HaikuJames, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2024 / 4 / 18527: No Such Thing As A Rum and WokeJames, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2024 / 4 / 11526: No Such Thing As An Angry BananaJames, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2024 / 4 / 4525: No Such Thing As A Clenched ShinDan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2024 / 3 / 28524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of CardiffDan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 3 / 21523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The UniverseDan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2024 / 3 / 14522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog CottonsDan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2024 / 3 / 7521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized PeanutDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 2 / 29520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air FryerDan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 2 / 22519: No Such Thing As A Noice ComputerDan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2024 / 2 / 15518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic UniverseDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2024 / 2 / 8517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad JokesAnna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 2 / 1516: No Such Thing As Zeno's HarbourAnna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2024 / 1 / 25515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer StockbrokerAnna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2024 / 1 / 23BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish...
- 2024 / 1 / 18514: No Such Thing As A Computer TowerDan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2024 / 1 / 11513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space RainDan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted rhinos. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2024 / 1 / 4512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of SoapDan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2023 / 12 / 28511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing MachineIn Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2023 / 12 / 21510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice MossIn a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 12 / 14509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog HelicopterIn a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 12 / 7508: No Such Thing As A Dragon WalkDan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 11 / 30507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth BoxingDan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 11 / 23506: No Such Thing As Jenga CopDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2023 / 11 / 16505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 11 / 9504: No Such Thing As Captive WillyDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 11 / 2503: No Such Thing As Meat CuteDan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 10 / 26502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of FebruaryDan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fingers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2023 / 10 / 19501: No Such Thing As Republican BarbieA compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2023 / 10 / 12500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called JeffDan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 10 / 5499: No Such Thing As Old Testament PodcastsDan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2023 / 9 / 28498: No Such Thing As Internal EyebrowsDan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2023 / 9 / 21497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with PuffinsDan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2023 / 9 / 14496: No Such Thing As Viking SnookerDan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 9 / 7495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of FameDan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 8 / 31494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind TurbineDan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 8 / 24493: No Such Thing As An XDan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 8 / 17492: No Such Thing As York Minster CrispsDan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 8 / 10491: No Such Thing As The Beurre WarDan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 8 / 3490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A FactDan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 7 / 27489: No Such Thing As A Quiet WhitsuntideDan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2023 / 7 / 20488: No Such Thing As A Furby in SpaceDan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 7 / 13487: No Such Thing As A Short DalekDan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 7 / 6486: No Such Thing As PurplueDan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 7 / 3BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. If you'd like to write in, you can email...
- 2023 / 6 / 29485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A StaircaseDan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 6 / 22484: No Such Thing As An Exploding JanitorLive from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 6 / 15483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A TombstoneDan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 6 / 8482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into HollyoaksDan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 6 / 1481: No Such Thing As Taming A PlaneDan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 5 / 25480: No Such Thing As President MufflerDan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 5 / 18479: No Such Thing As Fake CoalDan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2023 / 5 / 11478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning GeckoDan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 5 / 4477: No Such Thing As ShatGPTDan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2023 / 4 / 27476: No Such Thing As Othello's CasioDan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2023 / 4 / 20475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall StreetDan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 4 / 13474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled CabbieDan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 4 / 6473: No Such Thing As Rice BabiesDan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 3 / 30472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&MDan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes....
- 2023 / 3 / 23471: No Such Thing As A Toin CossDan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 3 / 16470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of BagelsDan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 3 / 9469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's TubeDan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2023 / 3 / 2468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free PringlesDan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 2 / 23467: No Such Thing As Free LaundryOn Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about...
- 2023 / 2 / 16466: No Such Thing As Political MossDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 2 / 10465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder GuildDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2023 / 2 / 2464: No Such Thing As An Average BucketDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 1 / 26463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive BargeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2023 / 1 / 20462: No Such Thing As A Luigi BoardLive from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2023 / 1 / 12461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's TaleDan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club Fish...
- 2023 / 1 / 5460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage RollLive from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join...
- 2022 / 12 / 29459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The MoonHappy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?). Â Visit...
- 2022 / 12 / 22458: No Such Thing As An Edam TubaMerry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz. Visit...
- 2022 / 12 / 16457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic TramDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club...
- 2022 / 12 / 9456: No Such Thing As Glass in the FutureDan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2022 / 12 / 2455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel BagDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2022 / 11 / 25454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's BreamDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club Fish for ad-free...
- 2022 / 11 / 18453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's WormsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club Fish for...
- 2022 / 11 / 11452: No Such Thing As Lemming AtlantisDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes...
- 2022 / 11 / 4451: No Such Thing As Deckchair WrestlingJames, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2022 / 10 / 27450: No Such Thing As A Deep DrawerDan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2022 / 10 / 20449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange OlympicsDan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2022 / 10 / 13448: No Such Thing As Pastries in AlleywaysLive from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Â Join Club Fish for...
- 2022 / 10 / 6447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage HybridLive from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2022 / 9 / 29446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing ClogsLive from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2022 / 9 / 22445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in WimbledonLive from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join...
- 2022 / 9 / 15444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill HickokLive from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2022 / 9 / 8443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving MermaidLive from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
- 2022 / 9 / 1442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's MonsterJames, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2022 / 8 / 25441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz CrackersJames, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish...
- 2022 / 8 / 18440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 ScallopsJames, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for...
- 2022 / 8 / 11439: No Such Thing As A Finger FishDan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and...
- 2022 / 8 / 4438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss BlimpDan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2022 / 7 / 28437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A LaptopDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 7 / 22436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In HeavenDan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2022 / 7 / 15435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling ChihuahuaDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 7 / 8434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-SoeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 7 / 1433: No Such Thing As A Golden ChickenDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 6 / 24432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal TimeDan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2022 / 6 / 17431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From DevonDan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2022 / 6 / 10430: No Such Thing As The Assistant HonchoDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey). Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2022 / 6 / 3No Such Thing As A Royal SealHappy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise...
- 2022 / 6 / 2429: No Such Thing As NewsbiteDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 5 / 27428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The UberDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 5 / 20427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic SkateboardDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2022 / 5 / 13426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of WalfordJames, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 5 / 6425: No Such Thing As The Ken AgesDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 4 / 29424: No Such Thing As An Ark For PeanutsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 4 / 22423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting HatDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 4 / 15422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good BrieIn our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle. Visit...
- 2022 / 4 / 8421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A ChessboardJames, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2022 / 4 / 1420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called MacbethDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 3 / 25419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with WormsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2022 / 3 / 18418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of CorgisDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 3 / 11417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called NeilLive from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 3 / 4416: No Such Thing As The Turin ToweletteDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 2 / 25415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild WestLive from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 2 / 18414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise WorkoutsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 2 / 11413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing GamesLive from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 2 / 4412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in SvalbardDan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 1 / 28411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating PistachiosLive from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 1 / 21410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus ChristLive from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
- 2022 / 1 / 14409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian BookLive from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2022 / 1 / 7408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action FigureLive from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com...
- 2021 / 12 / 31407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight MintHappy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows. Visit...
- 2021 / 12 / 24406: No Such Thing As Batman And ThrushLive from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about...
- 2021 / 12 / 17405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured WaterLive from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 12 / 10403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day BreakfastLive from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2021 / 12 / 3402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing FortniteLive from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 11 / 26401: No Such Thing As ScandalnaviaLive from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe? Visit...
- 2021 / 11 / 19400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A HelicopterLive from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 11 / 12399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That CockLive from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 11 / 5398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down BatLive from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 10 / 29397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman TimeLive from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 10 / 22396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince CharmingLive from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2021 / 10 / 15395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite DrillLive from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2021 / 10 / 8394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped CamelLive from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 10 / 1393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm FactoryDan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 9 / 24392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian BadgerDan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
- 2021 / 9 / 17391: No Such Thing As A Sausage SwingboatAnna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks...
- 2021 / 9 / 10390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of ChelmsfordDan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
- 2021 / 9 / 3389: No Such Thing As A Semen ChestDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 8 / 27388: No Such Thing As A DanquitoDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 8 / 20387: No Such Thing As The Northern LightsDan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 8 / 13386: No Such Thing As Enough BathtubsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 8 / 6385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility BoundaryDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 7 / 30384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket ShopDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 7 / 23383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai GameshowDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 7 / 16382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of PotatoesDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 7 / 9381: No Such Thing As A Safe ToothpickDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 7 / 2380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion TourDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 6 / 25379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong BallbagDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 6 / 18378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-WaterslideJames, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 6 / 11377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street JournalJames, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 6 / 4376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The MusicalDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 5 / 28375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On UranusAnna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 5 / 21374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A WaterparkAnna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 5 / 14373: No Such Thing As The Handshake PoliceAnna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2021 / 5 / 7372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For GoldilocksAnna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 4 / 30371: No Such Thing As A Welcome LasagneAnna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 4 / 23370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant SuitAnna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 4 / 16369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The CourtsDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 4 / 9368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The CorpseDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 4 / 2367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn SegwayDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 3 / 26366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your MarmaladeDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 3 / 19365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At HarvardDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2021 / 3 / 17No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic ReliefIn addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!
- 2021 / 3 / 11364: No Such Thing As Kylie MinnowDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 3 / 5363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly PineappleDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 2 / 26362: No Such Thing As Batman and RobinetteDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2021 / 2 / 19361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito EffectDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats. Visit...
- 2021 / 2 / 12360: No Such Thing As May Pole SyrupDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 2 / 5359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger SwapsieDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 1 / 29358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing CorralDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 1 / 22357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating WalrusDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 1 / 15356: No Such Thing As Potter The GreatDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2021 / 1 / 8355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia WoolfDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2020 / 12 / 31354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might HappenAn all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise...
- 2020 / 12 / 24353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent NightDan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 12 / 18352: No Such Thing As Loki-dayDan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2020 / 12 / 11351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for BagpipersDan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 12 / 4350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball PlayersDan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 11 / 27349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for ClownsDan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 11 / 20348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet PaperDan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 11 / 13347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep MaskDan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 11 / 6346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy AstronautDan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about...
- 2020 / 10 / 30345: No Such Thing As A Sideways TreadmillDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special.
- 2020 / 10 / 23344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline CorpsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 10 / 16343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape RoomDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 10 / 9342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight ClubDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roosevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2020 / 10 / 2341: No Such Thing As A May-I SandwichDan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and killer Kiwis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 9 / 25340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a BarDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches and incredible traffic jams. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 9 / 18339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a NightclubAnna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring trees and naughty penguins Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 9 / 11338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTubeDan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crimes and spurious rhymes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 9 / 4337: No Such Thing As A Triangular RectangleDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, linguistic philosophy and a really really big cow Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 8 / 28336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency SaladDan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a certain beetle. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 8 / 21335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger RogersDan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Rivers and Ginger Rogers Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 8 / 14334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade UnionDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a very unfortunate giraffe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 8 / 7333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The AvocadosA show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 7 / 31332: No Such Thing As An Innocent AppleDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who spent a lot of time cooped up. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 7 / 24331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig TreeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 7 / 17330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic VindalooDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco moles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 7 / 10329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal MascotDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 7 / 3328: No Such Thing As A Romantic LollipopDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 6 / 26327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A TreeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 6 / 22No Such Thing As The iSausageExtra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com...
- 2020 / 6 / 19326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate OccurrenceDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 6 / 12325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom ChatDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 6 / 5324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 5 / 29323: No Such Thing As Floating VaselineDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 5 / 22322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie ThornesJames, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 5 / 15321: No Such Thing As A Frothy BeerJames, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012. Â Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 5 / 8320: No Such Thing As A Hairy GearstickJames, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 5 / 1319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese MonopolyJames, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 4 / 24318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 4 / 17317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying FrankincenseDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise...
- 2020 / 4 / 10316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from MilkDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 4 / 3315: No Such Thing As Tedious MossDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 3 / 27314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris WheelDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 3 / 20313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous CoconutDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 3 / 13312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's BambiDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 3 / 6311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogramDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 2 / 28310: No Such Thing As A MungmongerDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 2 / 21309: No Such Thing As The Best BubbleDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2020 / 2 / 14308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying SheepDan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2020 / 2 / 7307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The OperaDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 1 / 31306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-PuppingDan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 1 / 24305: No Such Thing As A Sentient JellyDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2020 / 1 / 17304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic FootDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2020 / 1 / 10303: No Such Thing As Suckling's ColumnDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2020 / 1 / 3302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog CircusHappy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2019 / 12 / 27Audiobook Of The Year 2019 PreviewA clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
- 2019 / 12 / 25301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas BurlesqueMerry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com...
- 2019 / 12 / 20300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The SkyLive at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for...
- 2019 / 12 / 13299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious BrunetteLive from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news...
- 2019 / 12 / 6298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support AmoebaLive from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
- 2019 / 11 / 29297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp CongaLive from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com...
- 2019 / 11 / 22296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet DancerLive from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2019 / 11 / 15295: No Such Thing As A 200m BaguetteLive from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about...
- 2019 / 11 / 8294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working WeekDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2019 / 11 / 1293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling FanDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2019 / 10 / 24292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose...
- 2019 / 10 / 18291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked ChipDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
- 2019 / 10 / 11290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax MachineAlex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
- 2019 / 10 / 4289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called BrianDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and...
- 2019 / 9 / 27288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The AirportDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows,...
- 2019 / 9 / 20287: No Such Thing As Pets In HeavenLive from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2019 / 9 / 13286: No Such Thing As A Banana With WifiDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live...
- 2019 / 9 / 6285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing WallDan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2019 / 8 / 30284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti BonesLive from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise...
- 2019 / 8 / 23283: No Such Thing As A Lost ShadowLive from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
- 2019 / 8 / 16282: No Such Thing As A Bored ShrewLive from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
- 2019 / 8 / 9281: No Such Thing As A Chatty CowLive from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
- 2019 / 8 / 2280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian BearLive from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
- 2019 / 7 / 26279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping DoctorLive from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
- 2019 / 7 / 19278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi HybridDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
- 2019 / 7 / 12277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A SombreroLive from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
- 2019 / 7 / 5276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A CatLive from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
- 2019 / 6 / 28275: No Such Thing As A Squashed MicrobeLive from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
- 2019 / 6 / 21274: No Such Thing As A Polite BabyLive from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
- 2019 / 6 / 14273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With MeatLive from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
- 2019 / 6 / 7272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental HerringDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
- 2019 / 5 / 31271: No Such Thing As A Safe RobotLive from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
- 2019 / 5 / 24270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMESDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
- 2019 / 5 / 17269: No Such Thing As Singing The SportLive from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
- 2019 / 5 / 10268: No Such Thing As Welsh GuinnessLive from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
- 2019 / 5 / 3267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For SlugsLive from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
- 2019 / 4 / 26266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces SignLive from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
- 2019 / 4 / 19265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The BowlLive from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
- 2019 / 4 / 12264: No Such Thing As Bikes In SpaceLive from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
- 2019 / 4 / 5263: No Such Thing As Millipede LipbalmLive from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
- 2019 / 3 / 29262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine BottleLive from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
- 2019 / 3 / 22261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate TrainLive from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
- 2019 / 3 / 15260: No Such Thing As A Giant War SausageLive from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
- 2019 / 3 / 8259: No Such Thing As FlyagraLive from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
- 2019 / 3 / 1258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga MatDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
- 2019 / 2 / 22257: No Such Thing As A SquilkmanDan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
- 2019 / 2 / 15256: No Such Thing As A Puddle PhotographerDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
- 2019 / 2 / 8255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy AsteroidDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
- 2019 / 2 / 1254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The CarDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
- 2019 / 1 / 25253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United NationsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
- 2019 / 1 / 18252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth FairyDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
- 2019 / 1 / 11251: No Such Thing As An Accidental GeorgeAnna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
- 2019 / 1 / 4250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious ChamberDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
- 2018 / 12 / 28249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of WineA compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
- 2018 / 12 / 25Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and AndyMerry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
- 2018 / 12 / 21248: No Such Thing As The Shatner BunnyLive from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
- 2018 / 12 / 14247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The SeaAnna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
- 2018 / 12 / 7246: No Such Thing As The Worm RevolutionDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
- 2018 / 11 / 30245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy CaterpillarLive from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
- 2018 / 11 / 23244: No Such Thing As A FishmanDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
- 2018 / 11 / 16243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's CrabsLive from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
- 2018 / 11 / 9242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python DynastyLive from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
- 2018 / 11 / 1241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A MangerLive from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
- 2018 / 10 / 26240: No Such Thing As An Easy TweetDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
- 2018 / 10 / 19239: No Such Thing As The Queen MaaaaaaaryDan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
- 2018 / 10 / 12238: No Such Thing As A Low SofaDan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
- 2018 / 10 / 5237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded TortoiseDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
- 2018 / 9 / 28236: No Such Thing As A Brie SculptureAnna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
- 2018 / 9 / 21235: No Such Thing As Trousers For SpidersDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
- 2018 / 9 / 14234: No Such Thing As The Lemur PoliceDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
- 2018 / 9 / 7233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question MarkDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
- 2018 / 8 / 31232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot BondDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
- 2018 / 8 / 24231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute PodcastDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
- 2018 / 8 / 17230: No Such Thing As Tinder For SlothsLive from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for...
- 2018 / 8 / 10229: No Such Thing As The Great ModestoDan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
- 2018 / 8 / 3228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your SofaNot live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
- 2018 / 7 / 27227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In HistoryLive (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
- 2018 / 7 / 20226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The CeilingLive from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
- 2018 / 7 / 13225: No Such Thing As An Interesting RiddleLive from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
- 2018 / 7 / 6224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial ArtsLive from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
- 2018 / 6 / 29223: No Such Thing As A Worthless DoorstopLive from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
- 2018 / 6 / 22222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering PigeonLive from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
- 2018 / 6 / 14221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted CountryDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
- 2018 / 6 / 8220: No Such Thing As A Million DotsAnna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
- 2018 / 6 / 1219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah WingdingsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
- 2018 / 5 / 25218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The MoonDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
- 2018 / 5 / 18217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped HankieLive from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
- 2018 / 5 / 11216: No Such Thing As A Lobster WarLive from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
- 2018 / 5 / 4215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled TeamLive from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
- 2018 / 4 / 27214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous HatDan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
- 2018 / 4 / 20213: No Such Thing As Panda GladiatorsLive from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
- 2018 / 4 / 13212: No Such Thing As A Hipster PharaohLive from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
- 2018 / 4 / 6211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A RiverLive from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
- 2018 / 3 / 30210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside TableLive from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
- 2018 / 3 / 23209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black HoleLive from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
- 2018 / 3 / 23208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg ThiefLive from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
- 2018 / 3 / 9207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great OverreactionLive from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
- 2018 / 3 / 2206: No Such Thing As A Pig In CourtDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
- 2018 / 2 / 23205: No Such Thing As The Number SixAndy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
- 2018 / 2 / 16204: No Such Thing As A Mean ButterflyDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
- 2018 / 2 / 9203: No Such Thing As A Muscular ButterflyDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
- 2018 / 2 / 2202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday CakeLive from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
- 2018 / 1 / 26201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster FestivalLive from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
- 2018 / 1 / 19200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The QueenLive from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
- 2018 / 1 / 12199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-GoatLive from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
- 2018 / 1 / 6198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie TriviaLive from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
- 2017 / 12 / 29No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
- 2017 / 12 / 25Merry Fishmas!A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
- 2017 / 12 / 22197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas TreesA special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
- 2017 / 12 / 15196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic DreamLive from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
- 2017 / 12 / 8195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak BakeLive from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
- 2017 / 12 / 1194: No Such Thing As An Orange CrocodileLive from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
- 2017 / 11 / 25193: No Such Thing As Death By CongaDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
- 2017 / 11 / 17192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For HatsLive from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
- 2017 / 11 / 10191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal SquirrelLive from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
- 2017 / 11 / 3190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For ChimpsLive from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
- 2017 / 11 / 1189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-UtanLive from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
- 2017 / 10 / 27188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade LauncherLive from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
- 2017 / 10 / 20187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap YearAndy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
- 2017 / 10 / 13186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach ElectionAnna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
- 2017 / 10 / 6185: No Such Thing As Scottish SnowAndy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
- 2017 / 9 / 29184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur DiariesDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
- 2017 / 9 / 22183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy TheatreDan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
- 2017 / 9 / 15182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction SchoolDan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
- 2017 / 9 / 8181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending MachineDan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
- 2017 / 9 / 1180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A PlaneDan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
- 2017 / 8 / 25179: No Such Thing As Stare-BoxingDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
- 2017 / 8 / 18178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of NessieDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
- 2017 / 8 / 11177: No Such Thing As A Barking SpyLive from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
- 2017 / 8 / 4176: No Such Thing As A Communist CaterpillarDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
- 2017 / 7 / 28175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With FeelingsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
- 2017 / 7 / 21174: No Such Thing As A Manta RayDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
- 2017 / 7 / 14173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D MinorDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
- 2017 / 7 / 7172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops CartoonDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
- 2017 / 6 / 30171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape VampireDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
- 2017 / 6 / 23170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A VoleAnna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
- 2017 / 6 / 16169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake BeautyAnna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
- 2017 / 6 / 9168: No Such Thing As Lord CauldronheadIn a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
- 2017 / 6 / 2167: No Such Thing As Milk From A YakDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
- 2017 / 5 / 26166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your EarDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
- 2017 / 5 / 19165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A SheepDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
- 2017 / 5 / 11164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered PlaneDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
- 2017 / 5 / 5163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A FishDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
- 2017 / 4 / 28162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic ShoelacesDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
- 2017 / 4 / 21161: No Such Thing As A Magic DonkeyDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
- 2017 / 4 / 13160: No Such Thing As A Sausage JacuzziDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
- 2017 / 4 / 7159: No Such Thing As An Edible JockeyDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
- 2017 / 3 / 31158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's FridgeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
- 2017 / 3 / 24157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The BeatlesDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
- 2017 / 3 / 17156: No Such Thing As A Limited EditionDan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
- 2017 / 3 / 10155: No Such Thing As Hurricane SchmurricaneLive from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People...
- 2017 / 3 / 3154: No Such Thing As A Submarine ShepherdDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
- 2017 / 2 / 24153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of TimeDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
- 2017 / 2 / 17152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With LionsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
- 2017 / 2 / 10151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon RestaurantDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
- 2017 / 2 / 3150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled PufferfishDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
- 2017 / 1 / 27149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of EuropeAnna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
- 2017 / 1 / 20148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting MooseAndy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
- 2017 / 1 / 13147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party BoyAnna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
- 2017 / 1 / 6146: No Such Thing As A Queen OrcaDan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
- 2016 / 12 / 30No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra BitsA compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
- 2016 / 12 / 23145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part ThreeA Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
- 2016 / 12 / 16144: No Such Thing As Garlic SupermanDan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
- 2016 / 12 / 9143: No Such Thing As Chariots in SpaceDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
- 2016 / 12 / 2142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-HandsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
- 2016 / 11 / 25141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman PictionaryDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
- 2016 / 11 / 18140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-ChildrenDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
- 2016 / 11 / 12139: No Such Thing As A Lobster NappyLive from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
- 2016 / 11 / 4138: No Such Thing As Fluff IslandAndy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
- 2016 / 10 / 28137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret ParrotAndy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
- 2016 / 10 / 21136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For ClamsAnna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
- 2016 / 10 / 14135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage MachineDan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
- 2016 / 10 / 7134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of SwedenLive from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
- 2016 / 9 / 30133: No Such Thing As Paranoid AntsLive from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
- 2016 / 9 / 23132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather ForecasterDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
- 2016 / 9 / 16131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life JacketDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
- 2016 / 9 / 9130: No Such Thing As Train JamDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
- 2016 / 9 / 2129: No Such Thing As Jack The StripperDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
- 2016 / 8 / 26128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar BillDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
- 2016 / 8 / 19127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
- 2016 / 8 / 12126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called BlclintnDan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
- 2016 / 8 / 5125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand PrixDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
- 2016 / 7 / 29124: No Such Thing As A Screaming ScreamDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
- 2016 / 7 / 22123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football PitchDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
- 2016 / 7 / 15122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell SpoonDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
- 2016 / 7 / 8121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon FibreDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
- 2016 / 7 / 1120: No Such Thing As HMS KevinLive from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
- 2016 / 6 / 24119: No Such Thing As 4D SurgeryDan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
- 2016 / 6 / 16118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A SpiderThis week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
- 2016 / 6 / 9117: No Such Thing As Dr No TeethDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
- 2016 / 6 / 2116: No Such Thing As Notting MountainDan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
- 2016 / 5 / 26115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird PilotAnna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
- 2016 / 5 / 19114: No Such Thing As A TantrumpLive from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and...
- 2016 / 5 / 13113: No Such Thing As A FlycycleDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
- 2016 / 5 / 6112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft CarrierLive from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
- 2016 / 4 / 29111: No Such Thing As Snappedy ChatLive from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
- 2016 / 4 / 22110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post BoxDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
- 2016 / 4 / 15109: No Such Thing As A Speared ShrimpDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
- 2016 / 4 / 8108: No Such Thing As Samurai OlafLive from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
- 2016 / 4 / 1107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The BeachLive from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
- 2016 / 3 / 25106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human PyramidLive from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
- 2016 / 3 / 18105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For PervertsLive from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
- 2016 / 3 / 11104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of KoalasLive from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
- 2016 / 3 / 4103: No Such Thing As A Boa ConstructorLive from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
- 2016 / 2 / 26102: No Such Thing As A Water MortarLive from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
- 2016 / 2 / 18101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael JacksonLive from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
- 2016 / 2 / 12100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And OneDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
- 2016 / 2 / 599: No Such Thing As Bread CiviliansLive from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
- 2016 / 1 / 2998: No Such Thing As Planet GeorgeLive from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
- 2016 / 1 / 2297: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus CarnegieDan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
- 2016 / 1 / 1596: No Such Thing As A Touch Of WormsDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
- 2016 / 1 / 895: No Such Thing As A Millipede EmbassyAnna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
- 2016 / 1 / 194: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus PajamasLive from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
- 2015 / 12 / 2593: No Such Thing As A Christmas TreenisGlad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees...
- 2015 / 12 / 1892: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken HauntingLive from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
- 2015 / 12 / 1191: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
- 2015 / 12 / 490: No Such Thing As The Brilliant BillionDan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
- 2015 / 11 / 2789: No Such Thing As Utah Fried ChickenLive from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
- 2015 / 11 / 2088: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage BulletLive from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
- 2015 / 11 / 19No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show SpecialIn this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
- 2015 / 11 / 1387: No Such Thing As The Pajama PoliceLive from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
- 2015 / 11 / 686: No Such Thing As Ghost NipplesDan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
- 2015 / 10 / 3085: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's SnowmanLive from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
- 2015 / 10 / 2384: No Such Thing As A DonkumentaryDan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
- 2015 / 10 / 1683: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer DogLive from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
- 2015 / 10 / 982: No Such Thing As A Sentient IcebergLive from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
- 2015 / 10 / 281: No Such Thing As Jellyfish JellyAnna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
- 2015 / 9 / 2580: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-ControlLive from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
- 2015 / 9 / 1879: No Such Thing As A Sad High FiveLive from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
- 2015 / 9 / 1178: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of EyesLive from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
- 2015 / 9 / 477: No Such Thing As Pee-BayLive from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
- 2015 / 8 / 2876: No Such Thing As Mould JuiceLive from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
- 2015 / 8 / 2175: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea DriveLive from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
- 2015 / 8 / 1474: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval OfficeDan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
- 2015 / 8 / 773: No Such Thing As A Useless CondomDan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
- 2015 / 7 / 3172: No Such Thing As A Bacon TelescopeDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
- 2015 / 7 / 2471: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long JumperDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
- 2015 / 7 / 1770: No Such Thing As A Rat MultiborgDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
- 2015 / 7 / 1069: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig RunDan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
- 2015 / 7 / 368: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face FondleDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
- 2015 / 6 / 2667: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah MonologuesDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
- 2015 / 6 / 1966: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret AtwoodDan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
- 2015 / 6 / 1265: No Such Thing As A ChickenosaurusDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
- 2015 / 6 / 564: No Such Thing As An Honest SaigaDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
- 2015 / 5 / 2963: No Such Thing As An Anti-German SockLive from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
- 2015 / 5 / 2262: No Such Thing As The Ugly PandaDan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
- 2015 / 5 / 1561: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic WandDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
- 2015 / 5 / 860: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel MovementDan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
- 2015 / 5 / 159: No Such Thing As Old Mother BastardIn a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
- 2015 / 4 / 2458: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The ElephantDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
- 2015 / 4 / 1757: No Such Thing As A HoverhorseDan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
- 2015 / 4 / 1056: No Such Thing As A Killer TomatoDan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
- 2015 / 4 / 355: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail ClippersLive at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
- 2015 / 3 / 2754: No Such Thing As Domesticated FurnitureLive at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
- 2015 / 3 / 2053: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of LibertyLive at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
- 2015 / 3 / 1352: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of UrineEpisode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
- 2015 / 3 / 651: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded WheatEpisode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
- 2015 / 2 / 2750: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-StyleEpisode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
- 2015 / 2 / 2549: No Such Thing As A Buff PandaEpisode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
- 2015 / 2 / 2048: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing GoldfishEpisode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
- 2015 / 2 / 1447: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks CustomerEpisode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
- 2015 / 2 / 746: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called ScrotumEpisode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
- 2015 / 1 / 3045: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient RomeEpisode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
- 2015 / 1 / 2344: No Such Thing As A Vegan FryupAndy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
- 2015 / 1 / 1643: No Such Thing As The Human CigaretteEpisode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
- 2015 / 1 / 942: No Such Thing As A Bloober ReelEpisode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
- 2014 / 12 / 31No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable MaterialNew Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts,...
- 2014 / 12 / 2441: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed ReindeerEpisode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates,...
- 2014 / 12 / 1940: No Such Thing As Captain TrousersEpisode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
- 2014 / 12 / 1239: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In SpaceEpisode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't...
- 2014 / 12 / 638: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love HotelEpisode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire...
- 2014 / 11 / 2837: No Such Thing As The Kevin OlympicsEpisode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic...
- 2014 / 11 / 2136: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's FootsieEpisode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999.
- 2014 / 11 / 1535: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth OnesieEpisode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the...
- 2014 / 11 / 734: No Such Thing As A Giant German SandcastleEpisode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the...
- 2014 / 10 / 3033: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant ChickenEpisode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch...
- 2014 / 10 / 2432: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon BrownEpisode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential...
- 2014 / 10 / 1731: No Such Thing As A Snake In My PieEpisode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the...
- 2014 / 10 / 1030: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of MusicEpisode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and...
- 2014 / 10 / 329: No Such Thing As Terrestrial SweetcornEpisode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.
- 2014 / 9 / 2628: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating ClamEpisode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
- 2014 / 9 / 1927: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress PortsmouthEpisode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the...
- 2014 / 9 / 1326: No Such Thing As A Yeti FactEpisode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
- 2014 / 9 / 525: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester PantsEpisode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in...
- 2014 / 8 / 2924: No Such Thing As A Malicious RobotEpisode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.
- 2014 / 8 / 2123: No Such Thing As A Yawning PsychopathEpisode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental...
- 2014 / 8 / 1422: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel FilterEpisode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition...
- 2014 / 8 / 821: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo WrestlersEpisode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and...
- 2014 / 8 / 120: No Such Thing As A Dangerous DaffodilEpisode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more...
- 2014 / 7 / 2519: No Such Thing As Unicorn StewDan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.
- 2014 / 7 / 1818: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The BattlefieldEpisode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner (@therichturner) discuss James...
- 2014 / 7 / 1117: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football StadiumEpisode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Chief Gnome John Lloyd (@qikipedia)...
- 2014 / 7 / 516: No Such Thing As A Ghost In PolandEpisode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) & Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss randy bears,...
- 2014 / 6 / 2815: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's GroinEpisode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in...
- 2014 / 6 / 26NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v GhanaSouth Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has...
- 2014 / 6 / 25NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v EcuadorIran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with...
- 2014 / 6 / 24NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v JapanGreece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 23NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v MexicoAustralia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 22NSTAAF International Factball: USA v RussiaUSA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to...
- 2014 / 6 / 21NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v NigeriaBosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to...
- 2014 / 6 / 20NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v SwitzerlandItaly v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 19NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory CoastColombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
- 2014 / 6 / 18NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs ChileCameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 16NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v AlgeriaBelgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to...
- 2014 / 6 / 15NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v PortugalGermany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 15NSTAAF International Factball: France v HondurasFrance v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 14NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa RicaUruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 13NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v NetherlandsSpain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing...
- 2014 / 6 / 12NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v CroatiaBrazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to...
- 2014 / 6 / 714: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of JeansEpisode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss...
- 2014 / 5 / 3013: No Such Thing As A Funny NaziEpisode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & special guest Lieven Scheire...
- 2014 / 5 / 2312: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-WhaleEpisode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of...
- 2014 / 5 / 1611: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In VancouverEpisode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's...
- 2014 / 5 / 910: No Such Thing As A Soggy MonkEpisode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert...
- 2014 / 5 / 29: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant...
- 2014 / 4 / 258: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The MoonEpisode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride,...
- 2014 / 4 / 187: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness MonsterEpisode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a...
- 2014 / 4 / 116: No Such Thing As One Direction in North KoreaEpisode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes...
- 2014 / 4 / 45: No Such Thing As A KissEpisode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and...
- 2014 / 3 / 284: No Such Thing As The Mountains of KongEpisode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious...
- 2014 / 3 / 213: No Such Thing As The Middle AgesEpisode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to...
- 2014 / 3 / 142: No Such Thing As Death By AardvarkEpisode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped),...
- 2014 / 3 / 81: No Such Thing As A Pilot FishA new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) &...