Description
Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
Episodes
- 2026 / 2 / 9MBMBaM 800: Platonic Soapbox Sex CoffinIt's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even...
- 2026 / 2 / 2MBMBaM 799: A Regular Human FootballmanWhile we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers.Suggested...
- 2026 / 1 / 26MBMBaM 798: Round and SwallowableDon't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about...
- 2026 / 1 / 19MBMBaM 797: Safe and Full of GrubsIf we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very...
- 2026 / 1 / 12MBMBaM 796: Wire and AssGet your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously,...
- 2026 / 1 / 5MBMBaM 795: The Naming of 2026Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist city with a...
- 2025 / 12 / 22MBMBaM 794: Candlenights XXXDon’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly...
- 2025 / 12 / 15MBMBaM 793: Fruit of the LoamGlasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans.Suggested talking points:...
- 2025 / 12 / 8MBMBaM 792: They're Not Drunk, They're Just FightingToday’s episode is presented and hosted by three felt chicken wings named Justim, Navis, and Groffin. If you’re not into fuzzy food, they’ve also brought a variety of ways to yeet skeets, faux time-travel...
- 2025 / 12 / 1MBMBaM 791: A Safe Space to Hurt Travis's FeelingsWe've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news...
- 2025 / 11 / 24MBMBaM 790: Face 2 Face: FrogspottingWelcome to our favorite podcast, LIVE from the Tobin Center in San Antonio, TX. It’s Me, My Husband, and My Sister, His Wife, a podcast where we sit in a Chilli’s and do a Chopped-style challenge using...
- 2025 / 11 / 17MBMBaM 789: Meditations on BeanALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some...
- 2025 / 11 / 10MBMBaM 788: Blame It On the Full Beaver SupermoonIf we're a little bit off this week, it's not because our therapist is a vampire or that our favorite Krispy Kreme donut was retired. It's because of a big round orb in the sky that's slightly closer than...
- 2025 / 11 / 3MBMBaM 787: Man Vs Kramer Vs Wild Vs PredatorSHOW US YOUR DRAWERS! Do you keep your knives and your butter knives together, throwing caution to the wind? Maybe there's bees in there, in the guise of a baby? Or some seasonal coffee that's only 23 years...
- 2025 / 10 / 27MBMBaM 786: FlatmanAfter almost 800 episodes we finally make the big reveal that this has actually been a yo-yo-ing podcast the entire time. We talk in-depth about these orbs and demonstrate neat tricks like the Batman Punch,...
- 2025 / 10 / 20MBMBaM 785: Face 2 Face: Freelance Body InspectorLive from Salt Lake City, we’re here to turn Justin’s worst day into the best day ever with the beautiful Kingsbury Hall and some great advice about how to rebrand your grandmas, amusing your bouche, and art...
- 2025 / 10 / 13MBMBaM 784: Can You Escape Hatred Cove?Fall is in the air, and that means risking our lives for pumpkins and locking up apples in boxes until they turn into iPhones. But it also means a very special report on a certain actor’s illustrious career,...
- 2025 / 10 / 6MBMBaM 783: Spidey SpaghettiWe here at MBMBaM strive to be on the cutting edge of culture, and this week we're breaking out all the stops. We've got everything from rare Dirty-era Christina Aguilera collectible ducks, innovations in the...
- 2025 / 9 / 29MBMBaM 782: A Net Full of Screaming ButterfliesIntroducing TravNation points, which can be exchanged for prizes! You earn points by doing things like slyly learning to ride a unicycle, dressing up a concrete goose, and gushin’ up those lanternflies....
- 2025 / 9 / 22MBMBaM 781: Jolly Green GundamWe’re in the scary months, no thanks to Greek emperor Augustus. But it’s the perfect time to cozy up and exchange silly jokes about supernatural creatures like Mobius, Manbat, and The Rockscar.Suggested...
- 2025 / 9 / 16MBMBaM 780: Face 2 Face: Good Will HorsingLive from the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas we’re playing new games and doling out wisdom about trampoline time, garbanzo beans, and knife-sharpening machines!Suggested talking points: Zero Degrees to...
- 2025 / 9 / 8MBMBaM 779: Bugbag ModeIt may be early September, but we haven’t forgotten what this autumnal season is all about. That’s right, Harvest Christ. He’s here to teach us about everything but air, blinking, and sin! This includes deep...
- 2025 / 9 / 1MBMBaM 778: Face 2 Face: Yellin’ at the Kellen FelonsFrom the Squad-carrying acoustics of the Atlanta Symphony Hall in Atlanta, it’s your go-to conduit for the monoculture, so long as all you care about culturally is Wonka and/or the Joker. Get your daily boost...
- 2025 / 8 / 25MBMBaM 777: Preparation HoopsYou’re a winner with our JACKPOT of an episode, featuring wild stream-of-consciousness stories about destroying microwaves, horny lattes, BYOP (bring your own parmesan), and a bonus update to Justin’s...
- 2025 / 8 / 18MBMBaM 776: The Great Brother Spiral of 2025It’s your favorite podcast with the most respectable brothers! Why, yes, we do look bigger and beard-ier today, almost like football players, thank you for noticing. Oh, you like our bracelets? They’re made...
- 2025 / 8 / 11MBMBaM 775: Face 2 Face: Cookies and ClamLive from frisbee-flinging St. Paul, we’ve got all our best tips and tricks for all aspects of your life! Yes, any piece of advice here can be applied to the universal problems you or anyone might be facing!...
- 2025 / 8 / 4MBMBaM 774: Bear No SkyverWelcome, welcome! May we interest you a lovely Charlugerie board? It includes a variety of tasteful jokes to be enjoyed in pairings, as well as a stinky cheese that you need to justify eating, a brand-new...
- 2025 / 7 / 28MBMBaM 773: Face 2 Face: CalliouciferWhat’s up, console cowboys, we’ve got a new brain dance from the McElFreaks! Live from Sacramento, we’re jacking in to the system to talk about turtle-on-turtle action, the Entourage multiverse, and ghost...
- 2025 / 7 / 21MBMBaM 772: Spiders Are Writing and God Is RealWe'll be the ones brave enough to say it: Donkey Kong's office behavior is unprofessional, and James shouldn't be bringing that energy to the workplace. This week we're helping you through all sorts of sticky...
- 2025 / 7 / 14MBMBaM 771: Face 2 Face: Le OinkLive, ten minutes from Disneyland at the Grove Theater, we're bringing class and superhero merch to answer California's most pressing questions about friends and nemeses, good neighbors, and drawing...
- 2025 / 7 / 7MBMBaM 770: Hy-paw-thesisWe’ve gotten chosen to participate in some extreme versions of children’s playground games. But not the stuff you’re used to, like licking wafers. We’re talking games like zoo jogging, wing sauce mixology,...
- 2025 / 6 / 30MBMBaM 769: The Good Time McElroy Hang TimeSet your calendar back three to five minutes for a show about giving advice . . . to ourselves? We're learning how to eat lollipops non-seductively, order pizza for adults, and how to do a stealth Stamps...
- 2025 / 6 / 23MBMBaM 768: Face 2 Face: No Toes as a General RuleWe crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually...
- 2025 / 6 / 16MBMBaM 767: Look at Me, An Outdoor KidA sign has come from above in the form of mysterious lawn scooters, so we got the ZOOMIES! We’re running around to Ghostbust some bugs, spin some spin-offs, and lift some dads, all fueled by taco chicken...
- 2025 / 6 / 9MBMBaM 766: A Different Breed of PervertWe’re all very excited to play with our Magic Baby Mario Egg machines. But first we gotta answer some questions about karate peer pressure, bird perverts, and why Justin has Green Day stuck on his...
- 2025 / 6 / 2MBMBaM 765: Face 2 Face: Ethics of Pissin' in Da CarNo, it's not a surreal dream, it's MBMBaM live in Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're taking questions about lawn mowers, arguments about states, blood pacts to Lucifer, rhyming schemes about animals, and the first...
- 2025 / 5 / 26MBMBaM 764: Sneak a Pi in that MoboYou’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually...
- 2025 / 5 / 19MBMBaM 763: The Revenge PopeIt's everyone's favorite badass podcast featuring Arkansas Spike, Potato Dog, and The Wizard of Bikes. We've got all the cool news about Walton Goggins, advice about which Ghostbuster to marry, and a warning...
- 2025 / 5 / 12MBMBaM 762: Mozzarella Stickz, Never EatenWe’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stolen salsa or getting stepped on by Joseph Gordon Levitt...
- 2025 / 5 / 5MBMBaM 761: My Other Dad is a HelicopterGrab your hat, we're off to the races for a six-day-long horse-stravaganza! This time, we give even BETTER advice on sneaky juggling, goose attacks, and masonic unicorn shakes that are definitely going to...
- 2025 / 4 / 28MBMBaM 760: ImMaxulate ConceptionHappy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and our continuing profound obsession with George...
- 2025 / 4 / 21MBMBaM 759: Face 2 Face: Mommy’s Special Sweets For Good Business BoysLive from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Come hear about stealing trash without being judged, overly...
- 2025 / 4 / 14MBMBaM 758: OstrichhoodWe’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers...
- 2025 / 4 / 7MBMBaM 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose HornyWe’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking...
- 2025 / 3 / 31MBMBaM 756: King Fuck of Bastard MountainEven though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are still here to help. We still know all the cool things, like...
- 2025 / 3 / 24MBMBaM 755: Getting Crowded at Funny BeachWe're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on chicken wings, and opinions about hiring several people...
- 2025 / 3 / 17MBMBaM 754: Dinglebuff HufferbuffCome spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled their weewoo. We're not sure what it means, either.Suggested...
- 2025 / 3 / 10MBMBaM 753: The Dicktine ChapelGriffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rule of threes, join a class action lawsuit, and try to...
- 2025 / 3 / 3MBMBaM 752: A Complex Story About BeansWe’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner Circle? The hit play right now, because this is when we...
- 2025 / 2 / 24MBMBaM 751: Face 2 Face: Tragic Mike TourVroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole out wisdom about Hulk Hogan, sexy farmers, the least nutty...